β164923[Quote]
goon to soytan feet
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try to dig a hole on the ground and take a shit.
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>>164922 (OP)Take the R key of your keyboard with you
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>>164922 (OP)meds, africans dont use the internet to look at niche things like the sharty or the jarty.
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>>164923You click on an image of soytan's feet, and refresh the page by licking up the raisin with your tongue. Then, you draw on the new page, displaying the image, and proceed to goon your tiny black pecker furiously to it.
What do you do?
β164928[Quote]
>>164927take the monkey corpse with you to the market to sell
β164931[Quote]
>>164930Blud thinks im agugu namefag
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>>164927Soyduel the monkey with your raisin
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>>164925Inspecting your keyboard, you find it actually doesn't have an R key. You don't know how you never noticed that.
You take the P key, since it looks the most like an R.
What do you do?
β164935[Quote]
>>164933erase the contents of the computer and replace it with aryan cartoons
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>>164928You decide to take the monkey with you to sell, as it will surely sell for many loti. You resist the urge to cum in it, even though you want to, because that would make the monkey no longer a virgin and reduce its price.
What do you do?
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>>164932You decide to soyduel the monkey with your raisin, licking up the raisin on the computer and replacing it with a soyquote. You use the gemmiest variant you know: uglyfuckingcreature.
The monkey does not respond.
You have won the soyduel.
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>>164922 (OP)embedded feraljak bmt above the jartycuck
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>>164938look outside to see if theres anything goonable outside
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>>164937Venturing outside, you find a strange white man with plastic packets in his hands, accompanied by a man with a camera. Many of your brothers and sisters are already crowded around him.
He speaks in a loud, shrill voice.
>WHAT'S UP BEAST GANG, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE GIVING GUMMY WORMS TO TRIBAL PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME!What do you do?
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>>164942Your rape instincts kick in, and you immediately rush up to Mr. Beast, intent on hitting him over the head with your P key and then sexually violating him.
However, due to your short stature, you are only able to scrabble the rock vainly at his leg.
Mr Beast smiles down at you.
>What's up little guy? What do you want? You want some gummy worms? I bet you do!The cameraman whispers to him.
<Dude.. I think that's a monkey corpse.>Shh, it's their culture. Don't fuck this up Will.What do you do?
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>>164943using your 2 IQ, you decide to rub it out on mr beast while he is recording
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>>164943throw the monkey at mr beast and scare all the cacas
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>>164944Using your high Lesotho IQ, you resolve the issue by starting to goon your microscopic jarty pecker violently, aiming it at Mr Beast's leg. Your brethren begin cheering.
The cameraman retches.
<What the fuck? He's⦠he's.. ugh. Are you sure we should keep recording?>We'll edit it out in post. Keep the cameras rolling. That's an order.Mr Beast turns to you.
>Wow, you're really excited for the gummy worms, huh? I guess I have to give you some then!He retrieves some of the tasty treats from the bag and holds them in front of you.
What do you do?
β164947[Quote]
>>164946use ancient icelandic skin whitening rituals
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>>164947You take a break from gooning and decide to perform an ancient icelandic skin whitening ritual. You focus all your energy on being white. Miraculously, something happens. A golden glow envelops you, and you feel an unearthly power course through your body.
You are now 0.001% whiter.
Your brethren drop to the ground and begin worshipping you.
What do you do?
β164949[Quote]
>>164948order your fellow jartypeople to rape mr beast to death.
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>>164949You order your fellow jartypersxns to rape Mr Beast to death.
They immediately leap upon him, humping him with their peckers. He tries to swat them off, but they keep coming, and there are too many.
>AAHHH! FUCK! SHIT! HELP! GET THESE FUCKING NIGGERS OFF OF ME!!<I'll get help! I'm calling the cops!<Shit, no service! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?The cameraman is backing away, ready to make a run for it but not wanting to leave Mr Beast behind.
Meanwhile, your soldiers quickly overcome Mr Beast, tackling him to the ground and covering him in foul goonslime.
You begin gooning yourself, joining in their reverie.
What do you do?
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>>12796425
brap so much that you become white
β164952[Quote]
Gemmy
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>>164951>>164953While gooning, you release a brap so noxious that it bleaches the skin of everyone in the vicinity a radiant white.
Then you use Agarthan magic to summon Thor's eight-legged steed, Sleipnir. With swift hooves, it charges through the air straight into the cameraman. The blow knocks him down, making him spit blood.
What do you do?
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>>164954skin him alive and use his coat to make a fursuit
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>>164955You skin him alive. Yes, this is perfect! This pelt will make for an excellent fursuit! You just need to gather some hair first.
For some reason, he won't stop screaming.
What do you do?
β164957[Quote]
>>164956Throw him into a volcano to please the jartygods
β164959[Quote]
>>164956Cover him with raisin so he looks like a nigger and make him my nigger slave
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>>164959You take a massive shit and cover the man with it so that he resembles a nigger.
<AAAAAHHHHHHHH!! IT BURNS!!!You are quite contented with this turn of events. You are the white man, and he is the nigger. He will be your nigger slave for now on, just as if you were a white slave owner in the South. The Jarty is finally aryan.
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>>164958You pick the skin back up and call upon your new slave.
But before you have time to look for suitable furs for your fursuit, the chieftan, Gutu Pei, waddles in front of you imperiously.
<*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*<Becuz of you ackshuns tooday, no more tourist is gon come to Malealea. And with no tourist, we has no money to buy 'p.<We gon die witout 'p. So you, the most aryanest and strongest of the sons of Malalea, and the most skilledest in the hyperborean magical arts, must leaves the village to find money so that we's can get more 'p o algo asiA tear comes to your eye, at the thought of leaving your homeland and all that you hold dear. But you must follow the will of the Chieftan, and he is right. For the sake of all your brothers and sisters in Malalea, you must go forth.
And so, with your nigger slave in tow, you trek across the unforgiving desert for many days and nights, with only the skinned monkey and a bottle of your own pum (mix of pee and cum) as provisions. Your slave was hesitant to eat these at first, but as the days dragged on he became willing.
You are traveling north, to Liberia, where it is said a great Aryan shaman resides who can help your tribe.
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jannies loop this gem
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>>164964I meant wow wow wubbzy fuck my ESL life
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>>164922 (OP)Gemmy thread in a sea of coally log
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>>164967NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE TRΓDEN NOWWWWWWWW
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>>164967sleep well chud, thread got looped. though
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BUMP
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uo
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>Malealea even doe Jartycucks live in Thaba-Tseka district
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Bruh you still have conjunctivitis, perhaps too much sand has entered your eyes. Find some eye cleaning water so your eyes return to normal and lips stop swelling. Also stop wearing these ridiculous looses, you're not in your gooncave doing erotic asphyxiation anymore.
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>>12804523
>hijacked
I made the thread geg
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>>164964Suddenly, you remember those blissful days when you would force your SNCA children's cartoon, Wow Wow Wubbzy, on adventure threads. The thought makes you so aroused that you draw the titular character in the sand and immediately start gooning to it.
Your slave has collapsed from exhaustion.
What do you do?
β164980[Quote]
>>164962Ignore the smoke and continue on your trek to liberia
Use that agarthan magic to speed up the trek
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>>164979go to the smoke
smoke = more coal and dust to 'oon to
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also bumo
β164983[Quote]
>>164979Get a facial reconstruction surgery
β164984[Quote]
>>164979ball bust your inferior jarty balls to infertility
β164985[Quote]
Wash your face and stop gooning, top much sand made you look like frankestein golem
β164986[Quote]
bump while waiting for OP
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>>164981Dragging your slave up the mountain to the smoke's source, you come upon a surprising sight. It is a group of Bushmen, those men of slight stature and large buttocks who in years past fought valiantly to free your land from Zulu control. They are presently burning a sacred hetacomb of antelope.
The one who wears a shaman's headdress speaks up.
<Well met, man of Sotho. If you would like to join in our dance, and in the feast which comes after the sacrifice, you are welcome. We make this tribute to Soot, so that he may bless us with good hunts and high PPH.Your slave, whose voice has long since left him from excessive screaming, is constantly emitting a hoarse, quiet groan.
What do you do?
β164989[Quote]
>>164988pray to Soot so your favourite is back online and isn't made by seamonkey pedophile
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>>164989favourite website*
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>>164988join the dance and perform a hyperborean magical ritual with the bushmen, how could you tell?
β164992[Quote]
i feel bad for mr beast and xis cameraman
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>>164988Toss your slave into the fire, xeβs slowing you down with his nigger aura competing with your Aryan Power. im trans btw
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Currently making an edit of this like the good boy adventures and bull adventure thread
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>>164991>>164989You join in the dance, tossing the skinned monkey in the pyre and with it your prayers for the Jarty to go back online, and for it to be white. You combine your hyperborean magic with theirs, to honor and entreat Soot.
<Oh, hear us Lord Soot of peaceful repose, of the plentiful marijuana! if ever our deeds honored you, if ever our sacrifices of beast and fowl pleased you, grant us our plea!As you gyrate and holler into the heavens above, a change sweeps over the landscape. A cloud of ash sweeps across the sky, as to blot out the sun, and out of the haze emerges a grey figure.
<Hey mates. Consider your wishes granted. Thanks for the offering.What do you do?
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>>164995Ask Soot to give you infinite 'P and 'O reserves for your chieftan Gutu Pei
β164997[Quote]
>>164995worship sooby soob and ask him for 'p
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Flood detected; post discarded
Flood detected; post discarded
>>164996>>164997You immediately fall on your knees in worship, begging Soot for infinite 'p and 'o so your village can survive forever.
He puts his finger to his chin in consideration.
<Infinite 'p and 'o, huh? That's a tall order. Might even cut into my stash.<How about this: If you can sacrifice 200 virgin men for me before the summer solstice, I will grant your wish.It is the 11th of December; you only have a mere 10 days before the solstice.
What do you do?
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>>164998Ask Soot to guide you to where Mr. beast came from to gather all 200 virgin men to sacrifice. Practice and prepare your brap powers beforehand, and rejuvenate your skinned slave.
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Groot (rotten Froot) comes out of the sand to hunt the jarty nigger and save the slave
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>>164998kill your nigger slave as the first sacrifice
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>>164999You ask Soot to guide you where Mr. Beast came from, so you can find suitable sacrifices.
<Oh yeah! There's a port about 20 miles from here, that's where he came from. It has some small settlements, and trade ships stop there regularly. I'll send you my divine guidance to show you the way.You nod, and Soot disappears.
As starry night descends upon your camp and the fire dims, the beast's flesh is passed around, and not one man goes without his hunger sated, even your slave. For you feed him from your hand and he is all too happy to take it, in his starvation.
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>>165003Attempt to give them a sip of cold water to ease their throat so they can speak- cold water originating from your jartytears, ofcourse.
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>>165003put dat poor nigga down
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>>165003muzzle his mouth so he stops screaming.
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>>165003Life, but muzzle his mouth so that he isn't an annoyance.
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>>165003Feed him water then use him as bioweapon to kill other niggers. Nobody kills niggers as good as other niggers.
β165011[Quote]
this is like abes odyssey
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Is OP dead?
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>>165013No just taking a break while I wait for the poll results to come in
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>>165014Put nigger in a SchrΓΆdinger jartybox or something. Like idk, eat him partially but then use Vril magic to resurrect him in to even more loyal golem that will rip off other niggers in half.
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>>165014Nigga that's been 2 hours
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up
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vp
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Woke up nigger
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BUMP!!!
β165022[Quote]
>>165017It was 17 hours you dumb Lesotho nigger woke the fuck up, how could you tell?
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OP is a faggot and a traitor
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>>165007You graciously inform him that you'll let him live, but you muzzle him with a piece of charred antelope flesh because his screams were seriously killing the vibes of your jarty party.
He scrabbles vainly at the mask with the raw nubs of his fingers. You can't tell if he's grateful or not.
What do you do?
β165026[Quote]
>>165025Straight ahead to it's settlement
The niggerslave gets exhausted so much he is unconscious
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βοΈπππβοΈβ¨οΈβ¨οΈποΈπΊπΉοΈβοΈποΈπ₯πΌπ ππππ½π π₯οΈπ ππ ποΈπππΏπΏπΈπ½πΌπ»π₯π₯πΌπ¨οΈπ²π₯οΈβοΈπ½πΊπΊπΊποΈπΈπππ π ππ°οΈβ²οΈπ»β°ποΈποΈπΈβ±οΈππͺ«πͺ«π‘πͺπͺπͺπ°πͺ«π‘ππππ·πͺͺπͺπ’οΈπͺ
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>>165026Bidding the bushmen farewell, packing meat in your satchel, and refilling your pum jar, you sally forth and continue your journey.
You walk for many miles, pulling your slave along on a rope fashioned from his own skin. As you travel, the scenery grows greener and littered with plants, indicating that you're nearing the sea.
Walking further, you come upon a resplendent orange tree, bearing a great many juicy, ripe oranges.
What do you do?
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>>165031Eat them to get nourished
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>>165031pour the oranges on the slave's exposed flesh.
β165035[Quote]
genuinely gemmiest adventure thread its hype
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>>165031behead froot, slice froot with katana, roundhouse kick froot in to your mouth and mouth of your niggerslave, eat froot
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>>165033>>165036Believing that selling them would be a good opportunity to move to Europe and get welfare money, you force your slave to carry a large pile of the fruits, and also to pick them since your aryan Jarty body isn't tall enough to reach the branches.
Then, you take one of the oranges, and, cutting it with your P key, squeeze it on the slave's exposed flesh.
He doubles over in agony, his wails audible even through the gag. In his convulsions, he spills the oranges everywhere.
What do you do?
β165040[Quote]
>>165039one of the oranges in the tree transforms into froot
β165041[Quote]
>>165040Then you do this
>>165038 because he's a juicy amerimutt so you and your slave get nutrient fulfillment for the whole week.
After that move to France to perform TND and fulfill the promises you had to Soot and Chieftan to get unlimited 'o and 'p
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>>165039Summon froot using your 'P key
β165044[Quote]
But just as you start to take your first bite of the fruit, one of the oranges in the tree above you begins to warp and morph, taking shape into Froot.
<RETARDED JARTYCUCK!!! YOU MKAKE A DEAL WITH PEDOSOOT, STEAL FROM MY SACRED TREE, USE MY FRUITS FOR IGNOBLE PURPOSES, AND FINALLY YOU DESIGN TO EAT THAT WHICH YOU HAVE STOLEN, AND HAVE NO RIGHT TO?
<O, WRETCHED, FOOLISH CREATURE! I CURSE YOU, THAT FROM THIS DAY YOU MAY NEVER BE WHITE, AND ALWAYS BE AN ASS!
You can scarcely react before you are surrounded by an orange, tangy glow.
You are now a jartymule.
What do you do?
β165045[Quote]
>>165044try destroying froots tree
β165046[Quote]
>>165044Oranges have to have some power.
Eat all of them (because they are conveniently laying on the ground) and rape the tree
β165047[Quote]
>>165044try to mount froot and sodomize him with your BMC (Big Mule Cock)
β165048[Quote]
>>165044Use the full power of your Agarthian magic powers to turn back in to jartycuck, use the noose on your neck to grapple froot and eat him alive. This should transform you back to aryan
β165049[Quote]
Come back OP
β165050[Quote]
homestuck if it was gemmy
β165051[Quote]
Up o algo
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>>165046Surmising that the oranges must contain some measure of divine power, you begin munching on the ones that lie on the ground.
<NO!! STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING??After devouring all the oranges within reach, you turn your attention to the tree and begin viciously humping it, pouring all of your Agarthan power into raping the plant.
<NOOOOOOOO! NO! STOP NOW, FOOLISH JARTYNIGGER! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!!There is a flash of searing light. In an instant, Froot disappears, and with him, the lush greenery. A blight sweeps over the landscape, and the shrubs and bushes wither before your very eyes. The orange tree has become a gnarled, shriveled, dead thing, never to bear fruit again.
But Froot is not dead, for a god is not so easily killed. You can feel his anger lingering, whispering to you through the cold night wind.
What do you do?
β165054[Quote]
>>165052I use 0.00001% of my hyperborean agarthan powers to summon Thor to go to Japan o algo asi.
β165055[Quote]
>>165052Eat whole fucking froot alive you dumb jartynigger
β165057[Quote]
>>165052perform ancient basotho humanization rituals
β165058[Quote]
>>164922 (OP)Use this experience to become a Christian cuckhold
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>>165052Call for lee goldson to save you. though
β165060[Quote]
Woke up nigger
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Bump
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>jarty lore if it was gooder
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Bump
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Op is fay
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>>165052use niggerslave as a sacrifice and perform an agarthan ritual to ascend to a demigod jartymule froot's power you consumed from oranges
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>>165071or however the nameroll is sentient.
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OP finish the jartyadventures already
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COME BACK NIGGER
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bee bee seed
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Nigger OP is a traitor
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>>165052Go to the nearest zoo
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>>165078abandoned the STB adventure for no reason award
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>>165081stb is coally anyways, make a bbc factory adventure instead
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>>165081just quit your school and go 24/7 adventure thread drawing
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>>165056>>165054You bite the nigger's head off. It tastes like nigger p00p. Your favorite.
Then, you close your eyes and pour all your hyperborean agarthan magical powers into summoning Thor.
There is a crackle of thunder, and he appears.
<What do you request of me, o loyal devotee?You ask him if he can turn you human again and also if he can take you to Japan.
He strokes his beard.
<That is a not insignificant request.<I raise you this, o noble JartyARYAN of Sotho: I will grant both of your wishes, if you become my trad femboy boywife o algo and drink of my loins.<And also kill 1000 niggers.Burning rage overtakes you. This is preposterous. You'd gladly be his discord kitten, but 1000 niggers? How are you going to kill that many, stuck as a mule?
What do you do?
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>>165085offer the nigger slave up as a sacrifice
β165089[Quote]
GET IN HERE NUSOIS
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>>165087>>165086You offer up the nigger slave as sacrifice to Thor.
<That nigger wasn't even killed for my sake! But, as you are my greatest champion and I love you very much, I will accept this offering. This will count as the first of the 1000.He turns the slave into a Kentucky Fried nigger with his lightning and then takes it aloft his cloud.
The rain from it has turned the formerly arid desert into a swampy marsh. You begin sinking into the mud.
What do you do?
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how did you get to this point geg
>>165093 β165095[Quote]
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>>165091Go back to your jartytown to try to bring your tribesmen back as sacrifice.
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>>165091we need to call for soot, all this niggering around is getting in the way of his own desire. Thor is clearly another diversion.
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bvmp
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>>165091use you aryan migh to transform into the legendary eight-legged jartymule and fly to you village
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up
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op here they botched my bottom surgery
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>>165091You will attempt to goon by jerking off with your hooves to the thought of being Thor's femboywife
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>>>12857944
this is perfect
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Will JartyCHUD ever finish his mission to perform TND in order to become aryan?
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>>12859062
>>165096Considering ways to kill 999 niggers so you can become aryan, you come upon an idea.
In your mind's eye, you picture your kinsmen of Sotho slain by your hoof, their huts falling to ruin like the igloo does, when in Winter's end, the blossoming daffodil heralds its inevitable doom.
It is a terrible picture, but also a tempting one. For you have a duty to your brothers, but would it not bring the Jarty more honor for one man to be Aryan, than for a village to achieve glory as niggers?
But, conflicted as you are, you have made a pact with Soot, and it is only just that you invite him for counsel. So, you use your Hyperborean power to call him hence.
A puff of ash appears, and from it emerges Soot. He looks at Thor angrily.
<Thor! What are you doing? This guy is on a mission for me, not for you! Quit distracting him!<He is my adherent first, o grey one of the peaceful repose, not yours. If he wishes to do my bidding, it would be wise of you not to interfere.<Your sheer nerve is incredible. You do know I'm the king of the gods, right? Is this the kind of respect I get? If I wasn't so fair, I'd strike you were you stand.And Thor's heart was struck with sudden fear; and he floated away two paces, as if anticipating attack.
You weigh your options carefully. If you follow Soot, you will bring great wealth and glory to Lesotho, and your people will have infinite 'p; If you follow Soot, you will become aryan, and travel to the fabled land of Nippon, where you hear that lolis are real, and you can groom as many as you want.
You can, of course, serve both, but in doing so you may risk Soot's wrath.
What do you do?
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>>165107Typo, meant to say "If you follow Thor, you will become aryan"
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>>165107Call upon the secret third lute option.
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UP
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Bumpo
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>>165107Perform TND so you satisfy both.
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Follow soot for he is the king of the Gods, how could you tell?
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nigger thread
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go down dead thread
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dead thread nigger
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keep this at page 40
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op needs to kill themselves
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'gated offsite samefaggers
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>>165107Can't vote so I vouched for thor
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BUMP YOU FUGGEN JARDEE
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BUUUMP
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COME BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AND FINISH THE COMIC
it's draw btw
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kys
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>>165129How do you do these "BUMP!" thingies and how does it differ from the normal post that bumps the thread?
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bump
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>>165112this but but use agarthan jartynigger magic to have my tribesmen ascend to aryanhood with me. It would be lonely at the top.
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NUKE LESOTHO NOW
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>NUKE LESOTHO NOW
NUKE LESOTHO NOW fuggen jardee
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>>NUKE LESOTHO NOW
>NUKE LESOTHO NOW fuggen jardee
NUKE LESOTHO NOW
β165137[Quote]
>>>NUKE LESOTHO NOW
>>NUKE LESOTHO NOW fuggen jardee
>NUKE LESOTHO NOW
NUKE LESOTHO NOW
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Lmao
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>>165133>>165135Sentient namerolls holy shit
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gemmy
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OP is a black trans queen for abandoning xis own thread.
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>>165144Nigger I haven't abandoned it I'm just busy right now, I'll be continuing it either tonight or tomorrow
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>>165107make a compromise and come up with a scheme to have the niggers and whitys kill each other or at least whatever your Jewish uncle was talking about over the phone during Hannukah
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I havent laughed at an adventure thread for such a long time, gemerald thread
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please op come back
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RIP to a gemmy adventure
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POLL RESULT: FOLLOW SOOT
You decide to follow Soot.
Soot cracks a smile.
<Great decision, mate! Looks like at least someone pays me respect for keeping this world running!
<You'll want to continue forwards to the port, then. Good luck getting your sacrifices!
Thor, on the other hand, seems sullen with disappointment.
<Though you are my adherent, I cannot fault you for seeking to please the king of the gods… After all, to deny him is to risk death.
<Be that as it may, still I will follow you. Your mandate is to bring Soot 100 virgin men - but I swear on my honor, under my watch none of them shall be Aryans.
In a flash of light, before you stands Thor no longer but a crow, albeit with a suspiciously Thor-shaped head.
It pulls you out from the mud, and you resume your journey west. Soon, you arrive at the port town. It is still the early hours before dawn, and not a soul has yet woken.
What do you do?
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>>165161wake everyone by brapping
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bumo
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>>165164go back soijak self-inserter
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Thor turns you into a white man again
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>>165163You let out an earth-shattering, nose-wrinkling brap. Immediately, people start rushing out of their doors, choking and coughing with tears in their eyes, looking around for the source of the odor.
Most of them are niggers, but you see one white man, likely here on a business trip.
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>>165168tell them there's free p and o where soot wants you bring them.
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>>165169Since you are a jartymule, you lack the necessary appendages to goon, so instead you make do by humping the nearest house.
The nigger who owns the house is made very upset by this.
<NIGGA - cough cough - WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THIS DONKEY FUCKIN MY HOUSE? YOU CAN'T JUS FUCK MY HOUSE MAN IT'S MINEWhat do you do?
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>>165171Point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they're giving away free p and o at the bottom so the sub 50 iq villagepeople kill xemselves.
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>>165172You point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they're giving away free p and o at the bottom.
The townsfolk's eyes widen, but only the blackest, darkest gorilla nigger takes the bait, running off the cliff and jumping without hesitation.
<P? P! GIVS ME P!!He falls down into the swirling waters below and disappears.
The other townsfolk rush to the edge, squinting down.
<Free p? Sounds good, I mite go too… wait a minute, there ain't no child pornography down there! There nobody down there!<YOU LIE TO US! YOU LIED TO WARRIOR Z! YOU HAS KILL OUR TOWN'S STRONGEST WARRIOR!They are weeping and shaking with rage, and beginning to advance upon you. If you don't act quickly, you might find yourself becoming a stew.
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>>165173release a blindingly toxic brap and push the others over the edge while they're disoriented
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>>164980kys big nigger lips spammer
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>>165173Sing the jartymule song to calm them down
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>>165174You release a rancid brap, and they stumble back, clutching their eyes and retching.
<WHAT THE- EUCH, UGH, AAHHHGG!!!Taking advantage of their blindness, you use your powerful hindquarters to kick them each to their watery demise.
Once this is done with, Thor nods to you approvingly.
<You have done well, my child, as is expected of a son of Malalea. Soon, you will achieve TND and save the white race forever.Feeling a sense of satisfaction, you trot back into the village. It is now quiet and empty - it seems the rest of the townfolk have either fled or returned to their houses.
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>>165177let's search for the white guy
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>>165177search for the white guy and steal and wear his skin
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>>165177find the white guy and steal his car is he has one i guess
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>>165177Set up a cardboard cutout of soytan and hide to trick the remaining townsfolk to come out
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>>165188Cut out this guys lungs and eat them to be able to breathe longer
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don't let this gem slip
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>>165190evendoe it's looped
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This soyak pisses me off, I would gain great pleasure stomping on its fucking skull with soccer cleats. I wish I could strangle it and watch the life slowing drain from it's eyes. If this were a real person they would be found dead in a body bag laying somewhere in a ditch. I hope the artist that added this specific facial expression breaks their wrist so they can never draw something so abhorrent ever again.
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>>165177come back we miss yoj
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Did OP die?
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>>165531not dead, just had a lot of homework and shit I had to do that was keeping my hands tied. Going to be updating very soon
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Pack it the fuck in mate
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