You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jar

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jarty nigger lesotho adventure Chud 08/22/25 (Fri) 23:39:12 №164922 [View All][1][2][3][Quote]

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?

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Cirrus 09/06/25 (Sat) 17:51:56 №165156 [Quote]

bump

Chud 09/06/25 (Sat) 23:23:56 №165157 [Quote]

RIP to a gemmy adventure

Chud 09/06/25 (Sat) 23:26:24 №165158 [Quote]

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>>165157
IT'S NOT DEAD NIGGER I'M GOING TO UPDATE IT TONIGHT
I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY WITH HOMEWORK THE WHOLE WEEK

Chud 09/06/25 (Sat) 23:28:03 №165159 [Quote]

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>>165158

Norwegian 09/06/25 (Sat) 23:28:35 №165160 [Quote]

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>>165158
It's okay, it's so gemmy it's worth the wait

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:09:23 №165161 [Quote]

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POLL RESULT: FOLLOW SOOT
You decide to follow Soot.
Soot cracks a smile.
<Great decision, mate! Looks like at least someone pays me respect for keeping this world running!
<You'll want to continue forwards to the port, then. Good luck getting your sacrifices!
Thor, on the other hand, seems sullen with disappointment.
<Though you are my adherent, I cannot fault you for seeking to please the king of the gods… After all, to deny him is to risk death.
<Be that as it may, still I will follow you. Your mandate is to bring Soot 100 virgin men - but I swear on my honor, under my watch none of them shall be Aryans.
In a flash of light, before you stands Thor no longer but a crow, albeit with a suspiciously Thor-shaped head.
It pulls you out from the mud, and you resume your journey west. Soon, you arrive at the port town. It is still the early hours before dawn, and not a soul has yet woken.
What do you do?

Shotjak 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:10:13 №165162 [Quote]

>>165161
YES

Sneed 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:12:02 №165163 [Quote]

>>165161
wake everyone by brapping

Blartjak 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:15:50 №165164 [Quote]

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Going to sleep but I'll be continuing this at a fast pace in the morning, just needed to break out of my writer's block

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:22:49 №165165 [Quote]

bumo

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:28:42 №165166 [Quote]

>>165164
go back soijak self-inserter

Cirrus 09/07/25 (Sun) 10:44:14 №165167 [Quote]

Thor turns you into a white man again

Hornyson 09/07/25 (Sun) 16:55:25 №165168 [Quote]

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>>165163
You let out an earth-shattering, nose-wrinkling brap. Immediately, people start rushing out of their doors, choking and coughing with tears in their eyes, looking around for the source of the odor.
Most of them are niggers, but you see one white man, likely here on a business trip.
What do you do?

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 16:56:33 №165169 [Quote]

>>165168
goon

Poopson 09/07/25 (Sun) 17:01:31 №165170 [Quote]

>>165168
tell them there's free p and o where soot wants you bring them.

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 17:04:14 №165171 [Quote]

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>>165169
Since you are a jartymule, you lack the necessary appendages to goon, so instead you make do by humping the nearest house.
The nigger who owns the house is made very upset by this.
<NIGGA - cough cough - WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THIS DONKEY FUCKIN MY HOUSE? YOU CAN'T JUS FUCK MY HOUSE MAN IT'S MINE
What do you do?

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 17:35:44 №165172 [Quote]

>>165171
Point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they're giving away free p and o at the bottom so the sub 50 iq villagepeople kill xemselves.

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 18:20:10 №165173 [Quote]

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>>165172
You point to the bottom of the nearest cliff and say they're giving away free p and o at the bottom.
The townsfolk's eyes widen, but only the blackest, darkest gorilla nigger takes the bait, running off the cliff and jumping without hesitation.
<P? P! GIVS ME P!!
He falls down into the swirling waters below and disappears.
The other townsfolk rush to the edge, squinting down.
<Free p? Sounds good, I mite go too… wait a minute, there ain't no child pornography down there! There nobody down there!
<YOU LIE TO US! YOU LIED TO WARRIOR Z! YOU HAS KILL OUR TOWN'S STRONGEST WARRIOR!
They are weeping and shaking with rage, and beginning to advance upon you. If you don't act quickly, you might find yourself becoming a stew.
What do you do?

Chugsjak 09/07/25 (Sun) 18:24:50 №165174 [Quote]

>>165173
release a blindingly toxic brap and push the others over the edge while they're disoriented

Chudbob 09/07/25 (Sun) 18:25:25 №165175 [Quote]

>>164980
kys big nigger lips spammer

Don Turtelli 09/07/25 (Sun) 19:13:20 №165176 [Quote]

>>165173
Sing the jartymule song to calm them down

Chud 09/07/25 (Sun) 19:40:41 №165177 [Quote]

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>>165174
You release a rancid brap, and they stumble back, clutching their eyes and retching.
<WHAT THE- EUCH, UGH, AAHHHGG!!!
Taking advantage of their blindness, you use your powerful hindquarters to kick them each to their watery demise.
Once this is done with, Thor nods to you approvingly.
<You have done well, my child, as is expected of a son of Malalea. Soon, you will achieve TND and save the white race forever.
Feeling a sense of satisfaction, you trot back into the village. It is now quiet and empty - it seems the rest of the townfolk have either fled or returned to their houses.
What do you do?

Marge 09/07/25 (Sun) 22:06:03 №165178 [Quote]

>>165177
let's search for the white guy

Jackob 09/07/25 (Sun) 22:11:39 №165179 [Quote]

>>165177
search for the white guy and steal and wear his skin

Brojak 09/07/25 (Sun) 22:20:03 №165180 [Quote]

>>165177
find the white guy and steal his car is he has one i guess

Impjak 09/08/25 (Mon) 03:20:33 №165181 [Quote]

>>165177
Set up a cardboard cutout of soytan and hide to trick the remaining townsfolk to come out

Brandon 09/10/25 (Wed) 15:29:20 №165182 [Quote]

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Chud 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:05:38 №165183 [Quote]

s

Shirtjak 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:05:46 №165184 [Quote]

s

Plier 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:05:56 №165185 [Quote]

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Baby 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:06:09 №165186 [Quote]

s

Chud 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:06:24 №165187 [Quote]

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Thougher 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:27:16 №165188 [Quote]

bump though

Retard 09/12/25 (Fri) 07:29:02 №165189 [Quote]

>>165188
Cut out this guys lungs and eat them to be able to breathe longer

Soyak 09/13/25 (Sat) 06:44:07 №165190 [Quote]

don't let this gem slip

Chud 09/13/25 (Sat) 06:46:06 №165191 [Quote]

>>165190
evendoe it's looped

Chud 09/14/25 (Sun) 09:50:08 №165192 [Quote]

up

Hornyson 09/14/25 (Sun) 21:23:34 №165193 [Quote]

u

Chud 09/15/25 (Mon) 16:44:21 №165194 [Quote]

uuuuuuuppppppppppppp

Blartjak 09/19/25 (Fri) 02:38:55 №165198 [Quote]

~~>>165195~~
This soyak pisses me off, I would gain great pleasure stomping on its fucking skull with soccer cleats. I wish I could strangle it and watch the life slowing drain from it's eyes. If this were a real person they would be found dead in a body bag laying somewhere in a ditch. I hope the artist that added this specific facial expression breaks their wrist so they can never draw something so abhorrent ever again.

Doctos 09/19/25 (Fri) 02:43:28 №165200 [Quote]

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>>>13194300
>This soyak pisses me off, I would gain great pleasure stomping on its fucking skull with soccer cleats. I wish I could strangle it and watch the life slowing drain from it's eyes. If this were a real person they would be found dead in a body bag laying somewhere in a ditch. I hope the artist that added this specific facial expression breaks their wrist so they can never draw something so abhorrent ever again.

Poopson 09/19/25 (Fri) 03:04:10 №165236 [Quote]

~~>>165235~~
GEEEEEEEEEEG

Raisinskin 09/19/25 (Fri) 03:52:23 №165485 [Quote]

>>165177
come back we miss yoj

Chud 09/19/25 (Fri) 21:25:00 №165530 [Quote]

Marge

Glowie 09/19/25 (Fri) 23:12:20 №165531 [Quote]

Did OP die?

Chud 09/19/25 (Fri) 23:17:34 №165532 [Quote]

>>165531
not dead, just had a lot of homework and shit I had to do that was keeping my hands tied. Going to be updating very soon

Punkjak 09/20/25 (Sat) 12:30:51 №165533 [Quote]

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Boi i'm only going to zay thiz once

Pack it the fuck in mate

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Chud 09/24/25 (Wed) 19:49:41 №165535 [Quote]

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Chud 09/25/25 (Thu) 21:36:23 №165536 [Quote]

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