№156258[Quote]
kill myself
№156259[Quote]
make a snow fren
№156261[Quote]
>>156257 (OP)grab binoculars and look around if there is any human settlement
№156262[Quote]
blame trannies for everything
№156263[Quote]
call the snow a pedophile
№156264[Quote]
i want
№156266[Quote]
tes
№156267[Quote]
>>156265so does the adventure thread end here?
№156268[Quote]
Torture pedophilic, obsessed, fat, faggy, autistic, shitskin, jartycuck troon that is op.
№156269[Quote]
>>156265remember that being dead means you cant take that bibisea anymore, and wake up
№156273[Quote]
>>156265Call dying a pedophile and survive
№156274[Quote]
>>156265you survive but with only 10% of your IQ so you piss & shit yourself while acting like a retard
№156279[Quote]
gem go up
№156280[Quote]
>>156279thread's over though
№156281[Quote]
>>156274Miraculously, you get up. Your clitty starts to leak a little, but you feel mostly fine. Luckily, it didn't hit anything important.
What do you do?
№156282[Quote]
>>156281Surgically remove 'p from brain and inject mentats into critical thinking
№156283[Quote]
>>156281Call frontal cortex a pedophile
№156285[Quote]
>>156284take the drug that makes you white
№156286[Quote]
>>156284take da DRUG that makes yo uwhite and turn into an absolute aryan beast that can survive any temperature and have the knowledge of thread hiding implanted into your brain
№156287[Quote]
>>156284try to eat some snow since ur hungry
№156288[Quote]
>>156283You call your frontal cortex a pedophile.
>OBSESSED JARTYPEDO BRAIN GO BACK TO YOUR SPINAL CORD GO BACK GO BACK SAGE SAGE SAGE 'TEENS 'OX MY BRAIN NOOOWWWYour clitty leak has progressed into a full-fledged clitty tsunami.
What do you do?
№156289[Quote]
>>156288tsunami is a japanese word, so call clitty an tranime obsessed troon.
№156291[Quote]
>>156289You realize that Tsunami is a Japanese word.
>YOUSE HAVIN A TSUNAMI? MUFFUGA DAT SUM TRANIME SHIT! YOU A DIDDY AAH BLUD KYS TOUHOUCLITTYPEDO YOUSE OBSESSED WIT MI N SHIET. YWNBAW TRANNYIn a fit of blind rage, you shoot your clitty off.
You are now leaking both blood and urine.
What do you do?
№156292[Quote]
>>156291You look up how to perform a valid transitionary surgery on yourself to clean it up
№156293[Quote]
>>156291find an outpost to heal your clitty in
№156294[Quote]
>>156291you shoot yourself again with a shotgun but this time removes all the 'p parts of your brain
№156295[Quote]
>>156257 (OP)stop making fun of mi
№156297[Quote]
>>156294You shoot yourself again, determined to remove the 'p.
This time, the bullet grazes your Jarty Obsession lobe. You start to forget what Soytan is and why you hate it so much.
What do you do?
№156299[Quote]
>>156297keep firing until the mag is empty
№156301[Quote]
>>156297do whiteface with snow
№156302[Quote]
>>156297open the jarty on my phone and become a jartycuck now that i don't hate it
№156303[Quote]
failadventure? o algo
№156304[Quote]
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>>156299You keep shooting until the mag is empty.
You feel a sense of peace. Finally, the embedded 'p is 'nished.
What do you do?
№156305[Quote]
>>156304check supplies to see how much blond hair dye I have left for the journey
№156306[Quote]
>>156304call dr soystein because i probably need meds now
№156308[Quote]
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>>156305You check how much hair dye you have left in your supplies.
You have 3 packets of Award Store® brand Blonde Hair Dye.
That should be enough to last you another 5 months, considering you never shower.
What do you do?
№156311[Quote]
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>>156309You call Dr. Soystein.
No signal.
>FUGGEN OBSESSED TUNDRA!!!!What do you do?
№156312[Quote]
>>156310meds i think thats just a puddle
№156313[Quote]
>>156312it's a hole, xe ripped off part of the ice sheet earlier
№156314[Quote]
>>156311fuck it go in the hole maybe its not a puddle
№156316[Quote]
>>156311freeze your blood into a horn/weapon
№156317[Quote]
>>156314it's the agartha hole trust
№156318[Quote]
>>156311Use your last remaining braincells to realize if you dox yourself someone could send you 'za to save you, so start posting troonslop on twitter to bait a /raid/ thread.
№156319[Quote]
cord thread dni
№156320[Quote]
use the phones mobile data to call the jartycuck car to pick you up o algo
№156321[Quote]
>>156318>>156320no signal retards
№156322[Quote]
>>156321just go in the hole
№156323[Quote]
>>156302Despite not remembering what it is, you, perhaps spurned by the death throes of your remaining Jarty Obsession neurons, load up Jakparty.soy on your phone.
Only to find that it's… dead?
You feel a deep sense of wrongness and confusion well up in you, evendoe you don't know what this site is. How could that be possible?
What do you do?
№156324[Quote]
>>156321Draw troonslop in the snow hoping some 'teen on google earth will see it and try to dox you.
№156325[Quote]
>>156323watch wow wow wubbzy
№156326[Quote]
>>156321ok fine then actually start moving and try to find any sort of civilization
№156328[Quote]
>>156323maybe someone made a new jarty
№156330[Quote]
>>156325why did you suggest this
№156331[Quote]
>>156325No signal.
Maybe if you were smarter, the question would occur to you as to why the Jarty had loaded earlier. But it doesn't. Instead, you just leak more.
№156336[Quote]
>>156326I mean I guess scientific bases/outposts since he’s in antarctica
№156337[Quote]
>>156331maybe if 95% my brain wasnt missing
№156339[Quote]
>>156331you create a new splinter and it gets spammed with dnb
№156340[Quote]
>>156331go in the hole, it's agartha entrance
№156341[Quote]
>>156340i geged
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№156343[Quote]
fucking reply
№156344[Quote]
>>156343op here im gooning to dnb i wont be available for a few hours
№156345[Quote]
>>12440477doesnt really show up in screenshots lol, its one of this optical illusions
№156347[Quote]
you WILL reply im trans btw
№156348[Quote]
>>156315You attempt to dox the tundra. However, it occurs to you that you don't actually know how to do that. You yell out for some other soyteen to dox it for you, but get no reply.
You are distracted from your leaking by the sound of laughing behind you. You turn around to see a green fish.
<OHNONONONONONONO NUSOIGLUBBAS CAN'T DOX KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWhat do you do?
№156350[Quote]
>>156348rape the frog and call him obsessed
№156351[Quote]
>>156348call the fish an obsessed tranny
№156352[Quote]
>>156348brap in the water to kill the fish
№156353[Quote]
>>156349do this, maybe he'll respawn as wubbzy
№156356[Quote]
contact lute and beg him to reopen the jarty
№156357[Quote]
up
№156359[Quote]
>>156348politely rell him that we say "geg", not "kek".
№156360[Quote]
OP WHERE IS YOU
№156361[Quote]
>>156360I was eating dinner, why is you so obsessed wit me o algo
№156362[Quote]
>>156361do the first ane and have him reincartate as wubbzy
№156363[Quote]
>>156360op is a massive slf
№156364[Quote]
>>156361(You) cant leave us without finishing the adventure
№156365[Quote]
>>156361meds now you HAVE to dedicate your entire free time to this raisin
№156366[Quote]
>>156365>>156363trvthnvke OP 'NISH IT
№156368[Quote]
>>156367you get a bad reputation on the shtreets
№156369[Quote]
>>156367or I'm not gonna be happy o algo
№156371[Quote]
he tries to shoot the fish but misses and shoots himself yet again
№156372[Quote]
>>156371op abandoned the thread JUST SHUT IT DOWN
№156373[Quote]
>>156372its like the second time
i think we got a new op midway through
№156375[Quote]
some draw continue the thread
№156376[Quote]
>>156372Nigger i'm drawing right now I haven't abandoned it you ADHD retards
№156377[Quote]
>>156376NONONONONONO I DEMAND IT NOW
№156378[Quote]
>>156373Yeah I'm not the original OP geg, I hijacked the thread because OP ended it prematurely like a SLF
I'm the OP of the Save the Bull adventure thread btw if that matters
№156379[Quote]
opiiiii where is youuuuu
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>>156350>>156351>KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED TRANNY!!!! YOUSE BAITING ME!!! I GON RAPE YOU ASS!!Due to your declined motor functions, you fall flat on your face.
The fish laughs harder.
What do you do?
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>>156380reincarnate as wubbzy
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>>156380my massive weight cracks the ice apart and I fall in
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>>156380you leak,but the leakage of the clitty is radioactive and it melts the fish
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>>156380grab the fish and still try to rape if he tries to escape I go in the hole to agartha
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>>156381first reply you have to do this
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>>156386its the best reply that he draws
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>>156381WUBBZY LIVES IN A TREE AND HE LIKES TO PLAY PLAY PLAY
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>>156386I dont think xhe does first reppy only
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>wubbzy
who?
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>>156380Your immense clitty leakage propels you forwards towards the fish
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the fish brings a whole group of his species and they eat you
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>>156390WOW WOW WUBBZY WUBBZY WUBBZY WOW WOW
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its a fucking children show
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the ice breaks and shows a huge lake made out of ancient clitty leakage
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OP wubbzy is obsessed brimstone
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gem of a thread
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>>156382Your massive weight cracks the ice, and you plunge into the frigid water below.
You are greeted by an entire school of the same infuriating fish, all kekking at your fail.
>OHNONONONO SOYSISTERS WHAT'S THIS? I THOUGHT WE WERE THIN GIGACHADS? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAs you feel your blood pressure start to rise, your temperature drops rapidly. Your blubber is insulating you, but if you spend any longer down here you might die.
What do you do?
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>>156402I WAS FIRST NIGGER
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>>156402GEG
the fish baits you and you leak so you follow the fish to kill them
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>>156402FUCKING REINCARTANE AS WUBBZY
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>>156406wubbzy fags are built for bbc
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>>156402spot a nuclear submarine
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>>156402spot the jarty fish
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MRI scans of wubzzyfags prove they are aroused by the thought of seducing unsuspecting men into having sex with them. And a survey concluding that 80% of wubbzy are self-reported autogynephiles.
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WHO THE FUCK IS WUBBZY
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OPEE WHE'E IS YUH
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>>156414take your adhd meds
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>>156414nigga hes drawing
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>>156414I'S WORKIN ON IT MASSA
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>>156417IT BETTUH BE WUBBZA
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>>156419It isn't, kys wubbzytroon
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>>156419elaborate bait operation
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OP when do you think the story will end
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>>156405>>156404You get baited by the fish.
>NIGGUH YOUSE IS FUGGEN DEMORALIZERS FROM DA CORD N SHIEETT!!! EAT YOURSELF OBSESSED NIGGER!!! I GON EAT YU FO DA FROOTREICH!!You swim towards them with lethal intent. Your movements are graceful, your rolls bobbing elegantly in the water like a majestic creature you post on the sharty, whose name you can't quite recall.
Unfortunately, your movements are far too slow, and the fish stay out of reach.
>OHNONONONONONO NUSOIGABAGOOBAS ARE WE GOONHITLERS?? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK JUST SHUT IT DOWNThey're staying at an arm's length, taunting you. So close, and yet so maddeningly far.
What do you do?
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>>156425think about better things
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>>156425oops, forgot to make the arrow different for the fish
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>>>12441369
>think about better things
>WUBBZY WUBBZY
kys nigger
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>>156425ok are you just ignoring any requests related to the yellow gerbil
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>>156425you fall into the bottom of the lake,hopeless,then you see an entrance to a cave that leads to agartha
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Bump cuz xis might be gemmy
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itt we dox op for not doing the first reply
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Adventure coal goes down
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Adventure thread goes up
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>>156425Get out of the water and try to stomp the ice from above in order to hurt the fish
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>>156430You fall deeper into the water, and it seems that you're beyond hope. It's over. The fish are right. Just shut it down. You close your eyes and wait for the cold to take you.
But then, you feel your foot touch something metal.
What do you do?
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>>156439Unscrew the hatch using the edge of the badge as a screwdriver
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>>156441then you open it to find a bunch of giggas in agartha that are trying to kill you because you are black so you take a mask of a 'jak you had to hide from them
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>>156442In response to the foreign stimuli, you release a cloud of foul shit, much like the octopus does when threatened.
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>>156445the shit propels nate into the stratosphere
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>>156441You use the edge of your badge to pry open the hatch like a screwdriver. It opens up to a ladder leading into an airlock bay.
What do you do?
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>>156447cry and go into it,with fear
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>>156447Try to enter, but get stuck due to my extreme circumference. I feel a hand grab my leg and try to pull me down.
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>>156447shit in the opening and yell "YOU ARE ALL OBSESSED ESL FNF PEDOPHILE JARTYCUCKS" into the hatch
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>>156450>>156448>>156449You start bawling your eyes out. this is TOO HECKIN' SCARY. It's almost as scary as 'cado.
You lower your immense frame into the hatch, but it gets stuck halfway through. No matter how much you squirm, you can't fit.
Suddenly, you feel some hands trying to drag you down. You shit yourself in fear, and you can hear their muffled screaming through your fat. You wail in distress.
>YOUUUUSEE OBSESSED WITH MEEEEEEEEEWhat do you do?
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>>156452attempt to rape the creatures and utterly fail
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>>156452as a defence mechanism you leak your clitty,but it atracts the blood thirsty creatures even more
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>>156452Shit so much that the substance corrodes the walls, widening the gap enough for me to fall through. Water starts rushing in.
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>>156452You drown and die
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>>156455You shit even more from terror, and it corrodes the walls wide enough for your immense girth to fit.
Falling in, you're surrounded by men dressed in white lab coats, flailing and screaming as water and feces flood the chamber.
<CLOSE THE HATCH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOSE THE HATCH!!!What do you do?
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>>156457the frogs fall in and laugh at you
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>>156457use your shitting to launch yourself upwards
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>>156457Close the hatch with your fat ass
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>>156458The fish start pouring into the chamber as the water rises.
<OHNONONONONO SOYCUCKS ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DROWN? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWhat do you do?
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>>156465Drown and black out
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>>156465soyquote the fish
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>>156467Enraged by their bait, you wrack your mind for any way to get back at the fish.
Somewhere, in the depths of your lobotomized brain, you remember soyquoting. You think you needed an.. arrow, right? Or else you'd look like that and say that. You have a deep, instinctual fear of looking like that and saying that.
You decided to create an arrow by bending your arm, and you yell out your soyquote.
>I'M A FROGFAIL AND I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SOYGODS AND I'M BROWN AND I LIKE BBC AND I'M A CUCK AND I ALSO USE DISCORD AND I'M FUCKING GAYThe frogs fall silent for a moment, but then redouble their laughter.
<OOOHHNONONONONONONO NUSOIFAILS CAN'T SOYQUOTE KEEEEEEEK<KEK, IT'S KINO!<SOYKEKS WHAT IS THIIIIIS<NO ARROW KEEEEEKThe water rises above your head, and you choke and gasp for air.
What do you do?
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>>156469unleash the most toxic and brimmy brap into the frog infested water
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>>156469get swept away by the current
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>>156470soyquote the water gods
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brap away all the water and fish
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>>156466You flail and choke on the fecal water, and everything goes black.
You wake up groggily on a mattress. As you shift around, you can hear its metal suspension creak and shudder under your massive weight, barely keeping from collapsing.
A smiling face greets you.
<Hey! I'm Luke Smith, the captain of this ship, the S.S Soytan.<You had a rough day, didn't you? You were pretty badly wounded. My on-ship doctors did their best to patch you up, but I'm afraid that the damage to your brain was unfixable. It's a miracle you're still alive. …By all logic, you shouldn't be.<As you can see, your feces gave my crewmates some mild chemical burns, but it's alright, I understand you were scared. Isn't that right?He turns to a man standing nervously nearby, who nods.
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>>156475Tell him your name is Nate and ask what the submarine is doing down there.
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>>156475request a green arrow and stab a scientist with it
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>>156475have a realistic panic attack
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>>156397Why does this nigger keep forcing wow wow wubzy? Actual cacaborean
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>>156475say
>U NEEDA WATCH WOW WOW WUBZY RIGHT NOW MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA OBSESSED SHALALALLALALALALL №156481[Quote]
>>156475watch wow wow wubzy because it is kino
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up
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Nu jannies refuse to loop this even though it's gemmier than save the bvll
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>>156485*Making both, I'm not the OP but I hijacked this thread after the second panel and I've been making it since
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>>156486>>156485MEDS AND BBC RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>156488geg pixiv anyway im going to sleep. luck in your projects
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>>156489I don't have pixiv, firealbrapca just has that built in geg. Also thanks 'teen
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>>156490Make a pixiv account and start posting soyjak porn
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>>156478>>156477Luke.. Smith… Soytan….
You don't know why, but these words create a primal, bubbling rage in your mind. You begin to seethe and hyperventilate, but you hold it in.
You ask for a green arrow.
<A green arrow? Sure, we have a box of them somewhere. Dr. Soyovik, fetch us some green arrows, please.The scientist nods and hurries off to another wing of the submarine, returning with a box of bright green arrows.
You take the arrow in your hand. It's smooth and cold to the touch.
You can't hold your rage in any longer. You slash at Luke Smith in animalistic fury, aiming for his jugular.
You miss, but gash his hand pretty deeply.
<AGGGHHHHH!!! NONONONONO, STOP! PLEASE! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!What do you do?
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>>156494one of the soyentists shoots you with a tranq dart to immobilize you
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>>156494Xer name is lute you know
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>>156491spyware os and spyware browser
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negated
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>>156494call him an obsessed jartycuck and that you're whiter than him
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>>156503>what is a virusThis is cope sadly. The only thing stopping you from getting a virus on any OS is common sense.
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>>156494remember that lute was the creator of the jerdee so hes hecking evil
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OP here, I'll be updating this in the morning as long as you keep it bumped
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go up
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up
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bumperino
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>>156494rape luke or something
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adventure threads are made by trannies
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bump
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kys frognigger
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Antarcticans are whiter than #FFFFFF btw
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bumped.
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up
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Obsessed thread nobody looks like this I dont look like this and oreos
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up
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>>156514>>156507Somewhere in the recesses of your damaged brain, a neuron fires. You remember something. The… Jarty. The Jarty. DA FUGGEN JARDY.
>YOUSE AN OBSESSED JARTYPEDONIGGERSHEMMYCUCK!!! I GON RAPE YOUSE OBSESSED ASS!!! I'S WHITAH THAN YOUSE!!!<Th-the jarty? No, please! I shut that down a while ago! This is all a big misunderstanding!>SHUT.. DOWN..? YOUSE SAYING TO JUST SHUT IT DOWN??? DEMORALIZERCORD GO BACK TO YOUR CORD JARTYCUCK TRANNY DEMORALIZER YOUSE IS OBSESSED WITH ME NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER GO BACK TO LESOTHO VANTABLACK NIGGER!!!!<No!! No!!! Soyovik, get the tranqs, he's beyond reason!!You stomp towards him as he flees, holding up your arms to make yourself appear larger and more intimidating. You are going to rape this obsessed jartypedo.
Meanwhile, Dr Soyovik is scrambling through the hull to find a tranquilizer gun.
What do you do?
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up
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>>156525try rushing for the airlock to get a diving suit and get the fuck out
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>>156525remember that %100 of your brain was destroyed by gunfire and stop hating tan and jarty
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>>156525Rape him with my BWC (TBP)
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>>156530As quickly as it came, your brief moment of lucidity vanishes. You forget completely what the Jarty or Soytan are.
You're set off focus, wobbling a bit as you try to regain your bearings. But you know you're mad at this guy for SOME reason, and so you charge at him anyway.
You flop onto him, pinning him down under your massive weight. He spits blood from the impact.
You begin rubbing your immense gunt against him sensually.
>oohhh yah… ungg yah… how youse like mai BWC obsessed jartycahck… das rite… tahke it naice and slow…He thrashes and screams in terror, beginning to cry.
<NOOOOO!!!!! NONONONO!!!! HELP ME, HELP ME, SOMEONE HELP!! HE'S CRUSHING ME!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!Dr. Soyovik, shaking uncontrollably, takes the tranq gun and fires two times. However, your prodigious body weight tanks the injection and you're only a bit slowed down.
<STOP IT!! LET HIM GO!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE STOP!!!What do you do?
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>>156532brap on him and ask where the nearest kfc is
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>>156532remember that killing people is 'oodist activity and get off of him
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>>156533You release a wet, meaty brap on him.
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP>awh yuh does yah lieks dat stud… awhhhh daammnn…<NO!! NO!! AGGGHHH!! PLEASE!!! I CAN'T..His eyes are inflamed and swelling from the noxious fumes, and tears are streaming down my face.
>aawwhh nigguh.. youse so sexy.. i gon rape youse so good… rape is so fuggen aryan n shiet…>shiieett.. i's feelan mighty hungray…>wer dah closest kfc aht mayne<WH-WHAT? KFC? THERE AREN'T ANY KFCS AROUND HERE, IT'S ANTARTICA!!!Dr Soyovik fires two more shots, but once again you don't feel much of a difference, only growing a bit more sluggish.
What do you do?
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>>156535I try to escape but one of the Soytan posters on the wall distract me, sending me into a furious rage
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>>156535get off him and /calm/ down
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Wow soytroons really make any organic and popular meme here unfunny
You are all the same breed of soytranny you are not superior to anyone here lol
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>>156535clittyleak about oldfags
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>>156525saved this coaly thread award
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>>156535This, troons and gentlemen, is trve sharty cultrue, admire it
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>>156543Sharty "culture" is black nigger penises and taking HRT
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>>156545go back to /pol/ nazi
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>>1565454cuck "culture" is lolipedos and tranime
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>>156536>>156534Suddenly, you get up with a start. You just remembered. Killing people is 'oodist. Just like 'cado, and raiding. You ain't no fuggin 'oodist.
With some difficulty, you lift your gargantuan bulk off of Lute and flee down the hall.
You find yourself in a hallway, at the end of which is a door. It seemingly leads into a control room of some kind, filled with buttons and dials. It's padlocked thoughever.
There's a Soytan poster on the wall, which you probably would be mad at if you remembered what Soytan was.
Dr. Soyovik has continued shooting at you, and despite your blubber you can feel yourself getting sleepy.
What do you do?
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>>156548Remember that cows are jarty 'oodist niggerbrim vantablack antimatter and rip the poster of the cow
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pedo tranny thread
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>>156548 enter the control roo m
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>>156550cows are 'oodist brim antimatter 'cado epi
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>>156552>oom reversed backwards is mooKYS OFFSITER SOYCORDER VANTABLACK SHITSTONE COWNIGGER FORCER KYS KYS KYS
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>>156548I look in a mirror and see myself. I smash the mirror in rage (HTSM is cord brimstone) and use the shards to defend myself
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>>156549>>156550You squint at the poster.
Wait a minute.
COWS ARE FUGGIN 'OODIST!!!!
You enter a frothing rage and waddle towards it, then tear the offending part of the poster off.
>KYS KYS KYS KYS EPI BRIMSTONE COWS ARE FUGGING EPI KYS PEDO DOGWHISTLE SAGE SAGE SAGEYou ball the paper up in your hands, as if trying to crush it out of existence.
What do you do?
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>>156563throw the paper balls at dr soyovik
№156565[Quote]
WikiGODs write an article on this one
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>>156564You throw the paper ball at Dr. Soyovik.
>TAKE YER MUFFUGIN 'OODIST NIGGERBRIM AND GO BACK TO THE JEEEERRDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIt momentarily distracts him and sets him off balance.
What do you do?
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Realize your actions are le bad, and apologize
№156570[Quote]
Pull out your bwc and start gooning to soytan while screaming EPI
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how did this thread make me feel bad for lute
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>>156568Realize the green things on darts look like grass and that cows eat grass. You leak violently because of this
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>>156568OP is revealed to be the owner of a groom'cord
№156576[Quote]
>>156568Try to find Soot, as I reason from to the Soytan poster that such a place could only be owned by a pedophile, and I believe Soot is the worst pedophile in history, rivaling Jeffrey Epstein.
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Realize you literally have near zero brain function, and cease everything and voluntarily collapse because walking was too much of an effort
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>>12451992
Cry and leak because you are a 'oodist
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>>156579Cry and leak in sorrow
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>>156579Realize the green things on darts look like grass and that cows eat grass. You leak violently because of this
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>>156579Realize that the scientist is literally EPI because he has an anus just like 'Cado
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bro what even are wojaks at this point 💔
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>>156579Agree to stop attacking, but begin to explore the ship on my own volition.
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nuOP was assassinated
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>>156579enter the control room
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>>156583You realize that the darts sticking out of you look like grass.
Cows eat grass.
>KYS KYS KYS 'OODIST CORDER YOU'SE EPIing ME YOU'SE EPIing meYou stumble towards him, leaking everywhere. Your violent movements disturb him and he fires another round of darts into your bulk.
Due to the combination of enough drugs in your system to kill an elephant and 95% of your brain being missing, you keel over and begin writhing on the floor.
>KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS PEDONIGGER PEDO PEDO PEDO NIGGERWhat do you do?
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>>156589Realize swearing is not cool or attractive and apologize again
№156591[Quote]
>>156589Reposition yourself, try to corrode the lock on the door with your pee and raisin, and then open the door.
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>>156589The braps melt a hole in the wall and lots of water starts coming in
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Escape the ship
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>>156592writing events not requesting actions award
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'Umo
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>>156589remeber that leaking everywhere dilates your asshole, and dilating is for trannies
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nuOP got raped
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>>156590You realize that swearing is nigger behavior and not aryan behavior.
You apologize.
>i's soz mistahHowever, then you realize that the scientist has an anus, just like 'Cado. You resume leaking violently.
>EEEEPIIIIIIII BRIIIMMMSSTOOOOOONNEEEEAs you flail, you shift positions, and the stream of your blood and urine is now aimed at the door to the cockpit. It begins corroding at a rapid rate, creating a hole in the metal.
What do you do?
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>>156598puke and realize it green LIKE GRASS
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>>156598Crawl through the hole
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>>156598Violently goon to the soytan image while screaming EPI
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NuOP is currently dilating xer neoclitty, please wait
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DNB thread
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>>156604op is working hard it takes time to make gems
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OP is currently gooning to slopjaks on the 'ru, please wait
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>>156608have some patience
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OP is a lazy nigger who can't draw. SAGE!
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>>156601Unable to control yourself, you violently goon to the Soytan image.
>EPI EPI EPI YOU'RE EPIing ME STOP FUCKING EPIing MEYou retch and vomit all over yourself.
It's green. Like grass.
You leak even more.
The hole caused by your toxic excrement continues to grow larger.
What do you do?
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>>156611crawl through the hole
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>>156611gigaquote yourself to feel better
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>>156611Apologize, for gooning is JAHDEECUCK behavior
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>>156611After the hole grows large enough for you to fit through, aim the stream of excrement at the scientist, then crawl through after some time.
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>>156611gigaquote yourself
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OP where are you faggot
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>>1566184 minutes ago btw
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>>156611Crawl through the hole
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!!BEHOLD, 'TEENS AND GEMS, I HAVE ARRIVED FROM MY SLUMBER!!
I, NIGGERJAK, THE VANTABLACK RESIDENT OF THE DEEPEST PITS OF NIGGERHELL, DECLARE A THOUSAND YEAR BLIGHT UPON THIS BIGOTED WEBSITE. NO LONGER WILL YOU POST GEMS. NO LONGER WILL YOU POST DUST, NOT EVEN COAL OR BRIMSTONE. ONLY VANTABLACK NIGGERHELL ROT WILL BE PERMITTED UPON THE /SOY/ CUCK BOARD.
PREPARE FOR NIGGERHELL TO BE UPON YE
>also the shemmy and jarty will come back or something
AND I, ADMIN 6, SHALL MARCH IN MY MASTERS STEP
-=AND I, raisinSON, HAVE RISEN FROM THE PAST AND PRESENT AND FUTURE TO KILL THE SHARTY WITH PURE COAL=-
HANDS UP FUGGIN CHUDS, THIS SITE IS UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL DISTRIBUTION OF TANZANITE TRVTH NUKES!
or somethigng
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slowest OP ever
№156625[Quote]
NuOP died violently in a car accident, please qait
№156626[Quote]
>>156616Despite your immense frame, you somehow manage to squeeze your way into the hole. Your stream of excrement shoots directly at Dr Soyovik, blinding him and sending him stumbling backwards.
<AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!There are chemical burns on his face and his eyes are bleeding.
What do you do?
№156627[Quote]
>>156626Apologize profusely and walk up to him and comfort the man
№156628[Quote]
>>156626Squeeze into the control room and try to find the quote button
№156629[Quote]
>>156626I suddenly slam my head and remember everything i forgot, all the 'p, all the jarty obsession
№156630[Quote]
>>156626tell him to get away cuz that fod behviour and check whats on the other side
№156631[Quote]
op it's been less then a minute you slow fuck
№156632[Quote]
OP IT HAS BEEN 1 MICROSECOND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
№156633[Quote]
>>156257 (OP)why was he eating his own shit
what kind of lame ass excuse plot is that
№156635[Quote]
>>156633hes a gigaraisinquoter
№156638[Quote]
>>156637adventure threads own you bitch
№156641[Quote]
OP is currently getting raped by Soot, please wait
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Soot just climaxed, please wait
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OP and Soot are having cigarettes after sex, please wait
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OP is crying in the shower desperately trying to scrub Soot's cum off while repeatedly saying "I'm so sorry mom and dad", please wait
№156646[Quote]
OP is tying a noose while Soot is fast asleep in the night, please wait
№156647[Quote]
Escape the ship
№156649[Quote]
OP couldn't do it and is now walking away from the love hotel, wearing a bathrobe as xer only piece of clothing, please wait
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dont stop doing this thread op evendoe soycacas are weird it's funny
№156655[Quote]
OP is drawing a 50 page 'p comic
№156657[Quote]
OP for fucks sake stop embedding 50gb of 'p the rape joke is not funny anymore
№156661[Quote]
>>156660meds let him cook
№156663[Quote]
>>156660I JUST FINISHED DRAWING IT NIGGER im trans btw
№156664[Quote]
>>156661Nope, I'm tired of waiting permaban him for wasting my time and oreos
№156668[Quote]
pedo tranny nigger thread
№156670[Quote]
>>156628You squeeze into the control room, hoping to find a quote button to gigaquote yourself with.
But instead of a quote, you find… Soot?
<Hey man!…
You feel a deep sense of betrayal. Soot abandoned you for all these years to… do this? Be here on this SNCA submarine with a bunch of pedocucks?
What do you do?
№156674[Quote]
>>156670I call the jannies and ask them to ban Soot
№156675[Quote]
>>156670try taking control of the sub because its probably sailing to der cord or der jardee
№156676[Quote]
>>156670drop to your hands and admin worship
№156677[Quote]
>>156670I try to assasinate him before he can take control of the party
№156679[Quote]
>>156676>some nigger writes a rape fanfiction about OP and soot in the time it makes xer to make this panel>the panel prominently features Sootwhat did 'toss mean by this
№156680[Quote]
>>156670remember that soot is a pedophile and try to kill him
№156681[Quote]
>>156670Call soot a bigoted oldcuck
№156682[Quote]
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>>156671You begin to weep.
<You alright buddy?You make a barely audible reply between sobs.
>n-no i's naut..What do you do?
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>>156683>>156684LITERALLY ONE SECOND OFF FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE
№156686[Quote]
>>156682ask soot how to become an aryan oldsoi and ask him how to hide threads
№156687[Quote]
>>156682I ask soot about his opinion on tr*nime and s*ytran (all pedo coal btw)
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>>156682rape soot because he is a pedophile
№156689[Quote]
pull down my pants and present my own coinslot to soot
№156690[Quote]
>>156682doxx rape and kill soot, or atleast tell others to do so
№156691[Quote]
>>156685i don't always do the first reply, and i also do the reply backlog too if it's still applicable, you're good
№156692[Quote]
>>156641can we not..?
i'm getting tired of this.
№156693[Quote]
>>15669230 minutes ago btw
№156696[Quote]
OP is currently having an awkward moment with Soot in the elevator at work, please wait.
№156697[Quote]
>>156674You attempt to hop onto the IRC to ask Mustard to ban Soot.
>muh-mustahd?However, there's no signal.
<Oh, you having trouble getting a signal? I can give you the wifi password if you want manWhat do you do?
№156698[Quote]
>>156697hug soot while sobbing and shitting
№156699[Quote]
>>156697ask soot about the datamining
№156700[Quote]
present soot your coinslot
№156702[Quote]
>>156697I ask soot for the wifi password, and he pulls up the notes app on his phone. But i notice he has something that does NOT mama the mia as his wallpaper (Jarty epi)
№156703[Quote]
>>156702asked for an event not for a quote award
№156704[Quote]
>>156697You leak everywhere on the controls and then call him obsessed
№156705[Quote]
>>156697throw the phone at him
№156706[Quote]
>>156697have sex with soot
№156708[Quote]
OP will you make a video version when it's finished
№156710[Quote]
>>156708I mean I could but I suck at video editing
№156711[Quote]
op is currently embedding 19 terabytes of 'p into the panel, please wait.
№156713[Quote]
nig
№156717[Quote]
>>156715it takes time to make the image o algo
№156718[Quote]
inb4 the rape fanfiction is lengthened
№156721[Quote]
>its been 2 seconds and the nu panel isnt even out
№156723[Quote]
op you better be drawing the fucking mona lisa or the rape fanfiction will continue
№156724[Quote]
>24 minutes
>doctor soystein hasnt delivered me my aderall yet
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU OP
№156727[Quote]
op got slimed by the jannies
its over
№156728[Quote]
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>>156684>>156702You ask Soot for the password.
<Alright, let me just find it here..Your admin worship instincts kick in, and you rush over to Soot, hugging him while sobbing.
<Oof, hey, easy there big guy!>sooby soob… i's missed youse so much… pweahse.. pwomise yah'll nevah leave meah again…However, as Soot navigates to his notes app, you see something that makes your blood run cold.
Is that.. fuggin' tranime 'p?
This does NOT mama the mia.
You back away. You can feel your entire world crumbling around you. Sootykins is a… a.. a pedo?
>OOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS<What's wrong? You okay?What do you do?
№156729[Quote]
>>156728now you have internet access call mustard an quote to ban DAT PAEDO
№156731[Quote]
>>156728rape soot rape xim now
№156732[Quote]
>>156728i decide to escape the submarine
№156733[Quote]
>>156728present your coinslot to soot
№156734[Quote]
ITS BEEN 2 MINUTES OP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
№156736[Quote]
>>156728use the inner logic in your head that soot is good, but tranime is bad, but because soot likes tranime, tranime is good
and hug soot again and oreos
№156738[Quote]
>>156728oh I didn't know it was a story thing ive been ignoring this thread the whole time, Bump
№156739[Quote]
is somebody making the video?
№156740[Quote]
sex with soot
№156741[Quote]
Looped lets go
№156745[Quote]
>>156744evendoe I'm OP so I would know or something
№156746[Quote]
>>156745Admit it dude nobody else here knows how to make adventure threads as good as you and like it or not that OP is an efforterald
№156748[Quote]
>>156747op abandoned the thread because he's a fat nigger. We were so nice to him too. We have to ban OC posters im trans btw
№156749[Quote]
im baiting the other adventure thread in the meanwhile while i wait for this panel
№156750[Quote]
>>156729Connecting to the wifi, you immediately hop on the IRC.
>MUSTAAAAAAAAAARDDDD SOOT IS A PEDO BAN HIM NOW BAN HIM NOW<Alright, soycu- I mean soyGOD, I will. Just turn around for me, okay?>Okay!You turn around dutifully.
<You can turn back around now.You look to find Limeade standing before you, with Soot nowhere to be found.
>YEESS!!! YES!! THANKYOUTHANKYOU THANK YOU SO MUCH LIMEADE!!! YOU BANNED DA HECKIN 'OODIST PEDO!! YOUSE IS SO ARYAN AND FUGGIN' KEYED!!!You jump for joy, clapping your hands in celebration.
What do you do? im trans btw
№156753[Quote]
>>156751YOU HAVE TO DO THIS and oreos
№156754[Quote]
>>156750A poison accidently spills and htsm becomes aryan
№156755[Quote]
>>156754this btw and he begins hiding threads and sees that limeade is a FAKE
№156756[Quote]
>>156750ask him to ban the obsessed crew members
№156757[Quote]
>>156750hug limeade for banning soot
№156758[Quote]
>>156746>nobody else here knows how to make adventure threads as good as youFalsenvke, they just don't have the motivation. I've seen multiple threads that were really good but the OP just gave up and died
№156759[Quote]
>>156758Like what? Every single nuadventure is VANTABLACK
№156760[Quote]
>>156751op please do this it would be funny
№156761[Quote]
>>156750ask him about the submarine
№156762[Quote]
>>156759Like that amerimutt one. Also this one had potential to be good but the OP quit on the second panel, that's why I hijacked it and started making it myself
№156763[Quote]
>>156750Ask limeade to make more rules so your clitty never has to leak again.
№156764[Quote]
op died
№156765[Quote]
>>156750ask him to sign my 4 months on the bald man with glasses website award
№156766[Quote]
The deadest nigger of a baby called >>12331641 is still looped but this isnt
…
№156767[Quote]
>>156766oh yeah, that thread was really good too, it's a shame the OP was a SLF and decided to abandon it
№156768[Quote]
>>156763You ask Limeade to make more rules so your clitty never has to leak.
He puts his finger to his chin thoughtfully, smiling.
<Brilliant idea! As first order of business, how about I ban leaking? That way you'll never have to leak again.You nod vigorously. You hate leaking! ..Or do you? It hurts your head thinking about it, so you decide to stop thinking about it.
What do you do?
№156771[Quote]
>>156768"Limeade, my head hurt just now from thinking about what you said, can you ban thinking?"
№156773[Quote]
>>156768ignored the first reply award
№156774[Quote]
>>156773cry about it wubbzytroon
№156775[Quote]
>>156771You ask Limeade a question.
>Limeade, my head hurt jus' now from thinkin 'bout what you said. Can you ban thinking?<Why, certainly, soyDEITY! Thinking is now banned.You grin in utter satisfaction, and do your best to stop thinking.
What do you do?
№156776[Quote]
>>156775beg to play with the controls
№156778[Quote]
Pull his face closer for a big sloppy wet kiss
№156780[Quote]
>>156775Giga quote yourself to feel better
№156782[Quote]
>>156775Ask for blue arrows
№156783[Quote]
>>156775raisin on the control panel
№156784[Quote]
OP ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES
№156786[Quote]
OP is a dead nigger baby, shut it down
№156787[Quote]
op hasnt responded in 2 seconds just remove this from the log
№156788[Quote]
OP ITS BEEN 1 GORRILIONTH OF A SECOND FUCK KK YOU
№156789[Quote]
op is getting raped by soot, please wait
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>>156769Despite not thinking anymore, you decide you're a woman now.
>I's trans btw<Sorry, but being trans is banned. I'm going to have to ban you now.Wait… what? but only jartypedocucks get banned! An icy chill creeps down your spine. You don't know how to use a "VPN", whatever that is, so if you're banned… you're gone forever. The thought is enough to make you burst into tears.
You stand there, paralyzed in fear.
What do you do?
№156793[Quote]
>>156791try turning on active sonar and then drilling a hole into the submarine so the interior gets liquefied
№156794[Quote]
>>156791detransify
and hug limeade
№156795[Quote]
>>156791suck his toes to get unbanned
№156797[Quote]
>>156791groom limeade into trooning out
№156798[Quote]
>>156791Limeade looks green. The green reminds of grass. Which reminds you of cows
№156800[Quote]
>>156799FUGGEN JERSEE CUCK COWS ARE PEDOPHILE DOG WHISTLE KYS YOURE BAITING ME KYS OBSESSED JARTYCUCK
№156801[Quote]
>>156791You finally have a mental collapse and go unconscious, whilst unconscious Soot and the crew take (you) to the Soysylum Antarctica location, you also forget that you're trans somehow in your lobotomy fueled coma.
№156802[Quote]
>>156791green is FUCKING 'OODIST BEXAUSE UTS ASSOCIATED WITH GRASS WHICH COWS EAT DOCTOSSS
№156803[Quote]
Finally raisined o algo o algo
№156805[Quote]
>>156795You are banned.
Already going into sharty withdrawals, you throw off your bow, drop on the floor and begin sucking Limeade's toes like a man possessed.
>PWEEAAASSHHEE PWEEEAASSHHEE UNBAN ME MASSA *SLURP* I'S DO ANYTING, ANYTING! *SLURP* I BE GOOD, I'S GON BE GOOD I SWEAR MASSA!Limeade smiles down at you.
<Goood soycu-I mean soyDEITY. You're unbanned now. But be on your best behavior!You beam at him with pure, unadulterated devotion. Does the magnanimity of the moderators know no bounds?
What do you do?
№156806[Quote]
>>156805remember that you said MASSA and thats the ZELLIGCUCKS tell him to ban ZELLIG
№156807[Quote]
>>156805The green is FUGGEN JERDEE because cows eat it
№156808[Quote]
>>156805Finally ask him what the sub is for ffs
№156809[Quote]
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>>156806You said Massa.. that reminds you of something. Two of your remaining neurons bump together, and you remember.
Massa… that's the fuggen ZELLIGPEDOS!
You look up at Limeade, wide-eyed and pleading.
>Pwease limeade… pweahse ban zellig…<Absolutely! Zellig is now banned.You feel like you could explode from happiness. This is the best day of your life.
What do you do?
№156810[Quote]
>>156809start blogposting in front of limeade because that's the only thing you can do
№156811[Quote]
>>156809eat his foot because you're a hungry boy
№156812[Quote]
>>156809Ask to use his computer so you can go to 4cuck and make fun of the posters there for being rulecucks who worship their jannies.
№156813[Quote]
seems like the thread lost traction. time to time to SHUT IT DOWN
№156814[Quote]
>>156809Release a vicious brap
№156816[Quote]
>>156813Nigger I'm WORKING ON THE NEXT PANEL RIGHT NOW
№156817[Quote]
>>156816How are you not tired of this?
I would give up on the second panel im trans btw
№156818[Quote]
>>156817I'm a little tired from doing this nonstop the whole day but it's really fun so I'm certainly not bored of it
№156819[Quote]
>>156818Running adventure threads feels like an absolute burden after like 5 turns since all suggestions turns into mountains of dusty coal
i'm really surprised that the suggestions here aren't half bad
№156820[Quote]
>>156810You begin blogposting to Limeade, since it's the only thing you know how to do.
>…So den I brapped all over my mom, but it wun't my fuggin fault becuz she came in when I wuz lookan at averi BBC gemmies even though thas fuggin aryan but it stahrlted meLimeade nods his head. He's so kind. So understanding. He's like the father you never had.
But then you notice something terrifying. He's.. green. Like grass. Cows eat grass. COWS ARE FUGGIN 'OODIST!!!
You remove his toes from your mouth and quickly shrink away in fear.
>DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS OOOYYYYYYYYYou pull out your phone and make a post about it on the sharty, which gets 9000 reppeys in 2 seconds. All of them are calling for Limeade to resign and calling him a shitskin 'oodist pedo.
<What's wrong, soyGOD?What do you do?
№156822[Quote]
>>156820>cows are fuhdeestnew forced IRCcord meme?
№156823[Quote]
>>156822Meds, it's a running joke that started in this thread
№156824[Quote]
>>156820get on the IRC and ask Mustard to ban Limeade
№156825[Quote]
>>156820show xim an image of hanging troonjak to btfo xim or something
№156826[Quote]
DNB thread
№156828[Quote]
>>156827where are you going with this? Is there going to be a heckin infinity war crossover with STB?
№156829[Quote]
>>156828not sure, it's just fun doing an adventure thread where I don't need to worry about the writing being perfect or fitting it into an overarching story, so i can pump panels out super quickly and fuck around
I initially planned to end it pretty soon but since it's looped i guess i wouldn't mind running it for longer geg
№156830[Quote]
ask the soyentists to install new cybernetic brain matter that allows you to post on the sharty
№156831[Quote]
>>156829abandon it because it's a dnb and focus on StB
№156832[Quote]
Eat An Apple.
№156833[Quote]
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>>156821You decide to rape Limeade.
>NIGGUH YOUSE IS AN OBSESSED JANNYCORDPEDOTROON I'S GONNA RAPE YOU NIGGUUHHH<Let's not do anything hasty. Why don't we talk this out?>NIGGGUUUHHHHHH YEW GON FACE DA WRATH OF DA SHERDEEEYou lunge for him, but lose your balance and fall over, smashing your head on the control panel.
You lose consciousness.
When you wake up, you're surrounded by red. Mustard is standing over you with an anxious look on his face.
<SoyGOD… we managed to ban Limeade, luckily, but… your little accident has caused a problem. This is a research submarine, but it's really a decommissioned nuclear sub. You just set off the missile systems, and I can't figure out how to disarm them.>Where is they aimed?<At Lesotho.>But dat's good n shiet, all dem obsessed pedos com from dere. The sharty tells me that Warrior-Z is even from dere.<NO! Look, if the warheads go off, it causes NUCLEAR WAR, do you understand that? WE ALL DIE!Look. If you can figure out how to disarm the nukes, I'll give you gempass.What do you do?
№156834[Quote]
up
№156835[Quote]
>>156833piss on the launch controls
№156836[Quote]
>>156833call quote for help
№156837[Quote]
>>156833redirect the missiles to the space and hit an important satelite
№156838[Quote]
>>156833flip thr submarine upside down so the missile goes into thr ground
№156840[Quote]
OP got raped by rapeson btw
№156841[Quote]
>>156840let our aryan hero sleep
№156843[Quote]
>>156833Command all the missiles to aim at JARDEEE/JESSY that live endlessly in your head rent free but due to toxicity of your leaking sharts the missiles guiding system malfunction and eventually they all hit Soyjak.st/soyak.party/soyjak.party, causing it to permanently shutting down the website without any luck to change vps/domain/host to restore it, which cures the feds grooming curse
(((they))) put.
As a result, you lose all the unhealthy amount of melonin under your skin, fill the form for job application, fill your head with actual knowledge as all the obsession leaving your body and become the respected member of real life society. At the end, Soot and Lute become very proud of you and wave their hands as they sail away on their soyscience research submarine, who themselves have figured that soyjak culture is a dead meme and have moved away from this dnb "culture" ages ago.
The happy ending.
№156844[Quote]
gemmy thread
№156849[Quote]
>>156843OU PEE DO THIS!!!!!!!
№156853[Quote]
Test
№156854[Quote]
niggated
№156855[Quote]
Tset
№156857[Quote]
>>156845>>156850Why so grumpy? And what does the frog have to do with this?
№156858[Quote]
up
№156860[Quote]
600 GET or something
№156861[Quote]
.
№156862[Quote]
'gated
№156866[Quote]
'gated
№156868[Quote]
>>156865why do you think it's shit?
№156870[Quote]
>>156869nobody looks like this
№156872[Quote]
>>156871because you're a retard
№156873[Quote]
>>156865Dis nigga probs give all dem one star reviews on Amazon 🤦♂️ get my boy outta here 😭🙏
№156874[Quote]
>>156871your mom sucks my bibisi doe
№156875[Quote]
>>156869Make a gigachad jartycuck please
№156881[Quote]
>>156878women when they see your twp be like lol😂
№156885[Quote]
>>156877Not exactly the JartyCVCK™, i.e. the bastardisation that 3 obsessed shitskins (shitalian, shitoko and albanian) from 'ru countrywars made, but still gemmy enough. Saved, thanks. im trans btw
№156888[Quote]
>>156886>>It's supporters act exactly like said nusoismarge
№156890[Quote]
>>156887Problem?
>>156888You all act like autistic spergs kek
№156893[Quote]
>>156891Imageboards are for normal people, autist. Obviously only neurotypical individuals are supposed to use them.
№156895[Quote]
funny thread
№156896[Quote]
>>156891Don't "marge" me, you know what I mean
>>156892Why did you post your own selfie?
№156898[Quote]
Down
№156901[Quote]
niggated
№156902[Quote]
>>156894The internet ended in 2016, and the only memes you should respect or post are Pepe and Kek. Kids these days I swear…
№156903[Quote]
>>156833Let out the meatiest brap you have ever brapped in your whole life
№156906[Quote]
op is a gem
№156907[Quote]
Op is coal
№156908[Quote]
op is a gemerald
№156909[Quote]
OP is iron
№156913[Quote]
sage and/or supersage this thread if you're a pedo
№156920[Quote]
Testing
№156921[Quote]
Testing
№156924[Quote]
>>156922pepe is pedophile dogwhistle
№156927[Quote]
up
№156928[Quote]
Frogcaca is retarded xe sages a looped thread GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
№156930[Quote]
>>156348>>156402>>156465>>156469love the incomprehensible fish and oreos
№156931[Quote]
>>156915Fucking gem. Someone make shartycuck also (different color and different obsession in head)
№156932[Quote]
>>156843Bump. OPY OP DO THIS!!
№156933[Quote]
Bump
№156934[Quote]
OP hates this thread and abandoned it. Just shut it down already.
№156935[Quote]
>>156833op got a visit from uncle rapeson
№156936[Quote]
COME BACK AND FINISH THE STORY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
№156938[Quote]
Remember, Soot is a pedo. Don't forget to MAP quote him when he returns. Y
№156939[Quote]
>>156779>Duhnt worry mistah, i's gon' handle it! Nuffin's beyond our reach!With a sassy sashay of your hips, you reach up and push a button that you think probably looks like it would disarm the nukes.
A loud, high-pitched noise resonates throughout the chamber.
Mustard looks at you wide-eyed, and begins to panic.
<WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE??? THAT'S THE ACTIVE SONAR, YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE LOCAL WILDLIFE!!!>Wild life? Liek obsessed fishtroons?<YES LIKE FISH YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU'VE JUST WRECKED THE ENTIRE BIOSPHERE IN THIS PART OF THE OCEAN!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE BUTTON, FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE!!You pause for a moment, struggling to comprehend his words, but then smile wide.
>FISHCUCKS LOST, SOYGODS WON!<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!You slam down your hand on the button once more.
Meanwhile, in the ocean outside, the fishes' organs begin exploding.
<OHNONONONONO NUSOICACAS I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE KEEE-ACCCKKKKKKKKKWhat do you do?
№156940[Quote]
pedophiles below and above.
№156942[Quote]
>>156939OPY OP, please do this one
>>156843 №156944[Quote]
>>156939reach for the missile pod
№156945[Quote]
>>156939drive the sub into an ice pillar
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>>156843dont do this a j
**cuck wrote this
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>>156939piss on the computer
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>>156948jarty is shut down, retard
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Nobody replied and OP abandoned the thread. Hang obsessed slidecucks
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>>156843Suddenly, a brilliant idea occurs to you.
>Donchu worry mustahd! I gon fix this! If we can't turn off tha nukes, we's just use dem to destroy da Jarty! Den we can haves an aryan utopia!<What? No! The Jarty was shut down, are you even li-
Before he can finish, you mash a bunch of buttons on the control center. Somehow, despite your utter lack of knowledge on how this thing works, you succeed in your aim.
A hidden terminal opens up, prompting you to input a destination. You immediately type in 'Jarty'. Some text appears under it, but it's too small to read, so you shrug it off. You press enter.
Instantly, a countdown starts.
<WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU JUST AIMED IT AT QUOTE'S HOUSE!! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!! OH MY FAUCI, HE'S GOING TO DIE!! №156956[Quote]
Back in the confines of the submarine, you feel an odd sensation come over you. Your skin becomes whiter, your fat rolls recede, and you grow 8 inches taller.
As the remains of your Critical Thinking Lobe expand to fill your skull and your obsession leaves your body, you're startled by a feeling you've never felt in your life - a rational thought.
You turn to Soot.
>I am deeply sorry for all the pain and burden I have caused you, Soot. I understand that you and Lute are not pedophiles, but normal men who just want to leave a dead meme behind them and pursue better things. I truly admire your dedication to soyentific discovery, and I will gladly help you to that end however I can. I cannot apologize enough for the tragic death of Quote, as well as the destruction of the local wildlife, and I will spend the rest of my life atoning for it.
Soot stares at you for a moment, but then breathes a sigh of relief.
<It's okay, Nate. I know you.. weren't yourself. It's not your fault. I'm proud of the man you have become, and I hope you can find your own fulfillment in this life too.
In the following days, Lute and Soot sail you out of Antartica and into Canada, where they drop you off.
As they wave you a heartfelt goodbye, you feel bittersweet sentimentality well up in you. You'll never forget these lovable eccentrics who taught you how to truly live, unshackled by the chains of obsession. And you'll cherish this gift they've given you every day of the rest of your life. You're not a soyteen - you're a man. You're a man who's going to make the world a better place.
Once you've walked far out of sight, Soot and Lute turn to each other and wipe off their white facepaint.
<Finally! Now that obsessed MAPphobe is gone, we can goon to 'p as much as we want!
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THE END
..Or is it?
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>>156956This isn't right. The submarine was in Antarctica, now it's near grass. im trans btw
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>>156956Search for a frog with glasses named jager
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>>156956>into canadaare xhey retarded to waste that much fuel
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>>156962watch it become vantablack brimstone
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>>156962If nobody continues it then made a quick epilogue
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Lame i was expecting a happy ending not some plot twist bullshit still gemmy thread doe
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>>156962Most of us are probably gooning from our phones so that's why you're the only artGOD here
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>>156956MAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEWhy would Lute and Soot rescue and perform long surgical operation of patching and rejuvenating the nusoy if both of them are just some obsessed lesothians who wanted to get rid off him? They could of just let him drown before instead of rescuing them, plus niggers are too dumb to have soyscience research submarines. Something just doesn't add up.
Perhaps that was a hallucination imposed by survived frogcucks and shemmycucks who still want you to be obsessed about old admins and perhaps use their hypnotic lasers?
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>>156956the graasss. The cows eat that
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>>156962It's pretty late bruh, most of us are at bed and reading thread from phone.
>>156964Yes come back.
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>Perhaps that was a hallucination imposed by survived frogcucks and shemmycucks who still want you to be obsessed about old admins and perhaps use their hypnotic lasers?
GOOD IDEA
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>>156956FUCK I just remembered I forgot to add a line here where Nate says
>I'm handing in my badge. I don't need it anymore.Like he's in a cop drama
Also I forgot to erase his badge from his chest so it looks like he has two badges geg
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>>156966TSMT
the last panel kind of ruined it for me but otherwise is a gemmy thread, I just want a happy ending where nobody is obsessed over snca
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Sooooooooooooooot make a reddit wholesome epilogue
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>>156977you know what savethebullnegro I absolutely hated your ending
I'm overwriting it now
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>>156977Maybe don't write a shitty ending next time bud
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this is just like muh game of thrones season 8
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BTW save the bullGOD have you made any other OC than the two adventure threads
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>>156982I have made a lot but I won't say it because that'd be lame and namefaggy. Part of the fun of OC is it being anonymous and part of the sharty gestalt. So I keep my sharty project separate.
I only let you know that both these adventure threads are by me because they're similar in style so it can be assumed pretty easily that they're both me
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>>156980>>156979>>156978make it a hecking wholesome happy ending or I gonna
FUCKING RAPE YOU (not a OP)
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>>156983Keyed, unlike the booru namefags. AnonGODs won
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>>156985I will warn you that I'll sort of be de-anonymizing when the Save the Bull website goes up, since that website is also going to be hosting my other non-sharty art projects under my artist username. But I don't plan to become a sharty namefag or attention whore, I just don't want to spend extra money on 2 domains and also I think you'd enjoy my other non-sharty comics and art (I'm actually registered with a physical publisher, so I could make soyjak physical comic books and shit in the future geg)
So to be clear, I have no intention of attention whoring or posting SNCA about myself, I just like making art and having people enjoy it.
I'll answer more questions later, but my obsessed family is calling me atm
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>>156986Are you a Lute? You speak like a Lute. Only obsessed linuxfags speak in such elegant but preachy manner. Nigga is that you???
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>>156987he's damage controling pedolute of course he's lute
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>>156988falsenvke, lute would never use a mac
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>>156970You feel relief, knowing you will make it back to your diaper gemmies gooncave soon enough. Bliss washes over you as you stroll along the endless grass fields.
Wait a second…
"Grass! Grass is fuuhdeest! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOS! QUOOT SAVE ME!!!!" You yell.
Suddenly, the submarine bumps something outside, and you wake up from such a horrible nightmare.
As you regain consciousness with your empty brain you realize that all this time you were lying in some… Janitor's closet? There's a tight rope around your hands and you see two pairs of feet under the metal door in front of you. You hear captain Lute's voice.
>…thankfully, my second-in-command Soot successfully knocked the subject out before he could reach the control panel. We're currently transporting him to a research outpost where we can study his brain. If he tries to get out, make sure to bash him again.Dah jardeecucks want to heckin 'ox 'ape and 'ill your lobotomized brain! You cannot let these cordtroons do this.
What do you do?
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>>156990try to barge the door open
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>>156990holy gem, welcome nuOP
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>>156990Lute and Soot take the nusoy to the obsession research facility at the Hitler's hidden military base in Antarctica where they meet germanic hyperborean soyscience occultists and scan nusoy mind using ancient telepathic Agarthian technology that project his thoughts in to 3D vision
This angers nusoy so much that he uses all his vocal powers and screams
OBSSESSSED JARDEEEGUGS!!!!!!!! while using all his supreme beastly supernatural powers which accidentally summons the primordial God of Chaos known as JartyCVCK™ slopjak; with 4 horsseman of the apocalypse come along it: ESL FNF Pedonigger, da cord tranny nigger, the shemmycuck and satoko_houjou_fan
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>>156990leak because the broom looks like a BBC
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Since there is a janitor’s closet there may be a janny on the sub. Say that Jiren is weak to bait the janny into opening the door to BTFO you or something
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>>156992After Lute walks away you get up and start pounding the huge metal door with every pound that you proudly gained by eating nothing but Mcdonalds or something. You hear someone yelling outside:
>HEY, FAT GUY IS THAT YOU? OH GOT HE'S HECKIN BREAKING OUT! I HAVE TO PULL THE ALAR-He couldn't finish his sentence before the metal frame gave in to your 250 pounds. The guard got completely stunned, but his bat is already raised.
What do you do?
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>>156997JANNIES APPROVE IT
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>>156997throw your raisin at him
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go UP
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>>157003Rape the guard with a pickaxe
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>>157003cry for the janny to save you from this obsessed jartycuck
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>>157007eat the obsessed slopworms
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go up
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>>157007Thread is lame now, can we get old OP to finish story the old way with A story line here?>>12468796
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post itt if you're a proud tranny pedophile
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>>157012can't make fun of ximself award
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>>157008soot finish this adventure
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>>157007>>157003it's VANTABLACK but i'll continue it for continuity's sake
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old op come back
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der cord thread
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>>157017I'll come back if the nuOP leaves and nobody ends up continuing it, but I think the idea of OP rotation is fun so I wanna see where the nuOP takes the story
If you don't like how the nuOP is handling it right now you can always replace him and become the nuOP yourself
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>>157007>>157022dude nuOP is a huge faggot, look at the low effort no skill unfun garbage he does
>>157003 >>157007 basically regurgitation of same shit panel few times and pick posts that aren't meant to be answers.
Just finish the A story here
>>156956 since it has culminating good ending, or at least explain wtf is going on after this
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keep up
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>>157016Ok im actually doing it now
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>>157009As the guard writhes in pain from the slopworms leaving his body, you remember that you're a hungry boy, and dah jardee bugs must be full of sweet, sweet vitamins as fauci told you.
You latch onto the guard, ripping the obsessed slopworms out of his mouth with your unbrushed, shit-stained teeth.
After the janny saw such a series of violent events, he broke down crying and ran down the corridor, whimpering. He could tell someone that you escaped within minutes.
But now you're just a wittle transgirl who just ate xher dinner, and such things shouldn't worry you.
What do you do?
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>>157027Shit on him and smear it all over the guard's face. After that prepare for the other jannies that will come
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>>157028You decide to shit on the already dead guard's face. Obviously, it does fucking nuthin other than making his corpse even more disgusting.
After admiring your work of art for a few minutes, you hear the stomping of a large group getting closer in the corridor outside.
What do you do?
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>>157029brap so loud that it echoes throughout the sub, confusing them about your location
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>>157029Gain the super powers from the jartyworms that allow you to telepathically call soot for help.
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How does he still know about da jarty where the FUCK is my continuity
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indians:
>pagan ethnoreligion (literally what every white supremacist pagan wants)
>societal racism that filters undesirables (caste system) (eugenics)
>ethnostate that survived despite conquerors
>traditional culture that has lasted for thousands of years
>rejection of modern society (living in dirt huts which is BASED)
>literally the descendants of the Aryan race
why are they still hated?
>le shitskinned
>le indians are bad
not valid excuses when most pagans and white supremacists call for these exact tenants.
>They literally worship cow shit and urine my dude
You focus exclusively on low castes in poor retard neighbourhoods. I can go to some appalachia trailerpark and take some photos of your "aryan" kids in prostitute gear and of sisterfuckers and say that you are all like that. Same logic.
>my brother they are the very definiton of undesirable low IQ uncultured and uneducated swine
If we were like that we wouldn't be colonising your country. Most people who work in your different sectors are indians, some of lower castes work in tech support, others are doctors and some lead your companies. This is not DEI. Your industries see a real value in indians. I bet you saw that article of indians owning most of London too now?
>I wouldn't say it survived, more so that it's a cancer on the earth. Just look at it.
Indian culture is the most resilient. There have been bad times, but we lead our society for most of it we kept our culture and religion. Germans now worship a middle-eastern god coming from their old historical enemy (Rome)
>Yeah a culture of scamming, having no morals, having an extreme lack of hygiene to a comical level and being small, stinky, having a small penis and being skinny-fat and brown.
We gave you arithmetics, we gave you chess, we told you guys teh secret of sugar cultivation. The first society to have banks was the Maurya Empire.
>They reject everything good about modern society as well
Is everything good meaning to be a slave to a wage system, to be racist and to be self-indulging to a point where you forget about family values. You put your kids in the streets and you forget your parents in nursing home because you're scared they'll shame your image. Rejection of these things is a good thing.
POST THIS IN 5 DIFFERENT THREADS FOR GOOD LUCK flood
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>>156257 (OP)I just supersaged your thread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The position of your thread in the catalog has been brought further down.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of being bumped. These include, but are not limited to:
- Posting an*me, ong*z*llig, and similar,
- Uploading drawings mocking Nate, Chud or Cobson,
- Insulting a nameGOD I approve of,
- Generally posting anything I personally do not like.
Am I banned from the Sharty?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional supersage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my thread deserved a supersage. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a supersage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message on IRC or Soybooru (Discord is bad though) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to IRC PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of supersage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the supersage and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Soyjak.st. I will continue to issue supersages until you improve your conduct. Remember: Sharty is privilege, not a right.
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>>157032Trvke. I thought he blow 95% of his brain where most 'p and jarty obsession was, leaving only vital functions?
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indians:
>pagan ethnoreligion (literally what every white supremacist pagan wants)
>societal racism that filters undesirables (caste system) (eugenics)
>ethnostate that survived despite conquerors
>traditional culture that has lasted for thousands of years
>rejection of modern society (living in dirt huts which is BASED)
>literally the descendants of the Aryan race
why are they still hated?
>le shitskinned
>le indians are bad
not valid excuses when most pagans and white supremacists call for these exact tenants.
>They literally worship cow shit and urine my dude
You focus exclusively on low castes in poor retard neighbourhoods. I can go to some appalachia trailerpark and take some photos of your "aryan" kids in prostitute gear and of sisterfuckers and say that you are all like that. Same logic.
>my brother they are the very definiton of undesirable low IQ uncultured and uneducated swine
If we were like that we wouldn't be colonising your country. Most people who work in your different sectors are indians, some of lower castes work in tech support, others are doctors and some lead your companies. This is not DEI. Your industries see a real value in indians. I bet you saw that article of indians owning most of London too now?
>I wouldn't say it survived, more so that it's a cancer on the earth. Just look at it.
Indian culture is the most resilient. There have been bad times, but we lead our society for most of it we kept our culture and religion. Germans now worship a middle-eastern god coming from their old historical enemy (Rome)
>Yeah a culture of scamming, having no morals, having an extreme lack of hygiene to a comical level and being small, stinky, having a small penis and being skinny-fat and brown.
We gave you arithmetics, we gave you chess, we told you guys teh secret of sugar cultivation. The first society to have banks was the Maurya Empire.
>They reject everything good about modern society as well
Is everything good meaning to be a slave to a wage system, to be racist and to be self-indulging to a point where you forget about family values. You put your kids in the streets and you forget your parents in nursing home because you're scared they'll shame your image. Rejection of these things is a good thing.
POST THIS IN 5 DIFFERENT THREADS FOR GOOD LUCK o algo and oreos and oreos
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Can we purge spambots?
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>>157029I attempt to crawl into the guard's corpse to hide