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>>156970You feel relief, knowing you will make it back to your diaper gemmies gooncave soon enough. Bliss washes over you as you stroll along the endless grass fields.
Wait a second…
"Grass! Grass is fuuhdeest! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOS! QUOOT SAVE ME!!!!" You yell.
Suddenly, the submarine bumps something outside, and you wake up from such a horrible nightmare.
As you regain consciousness with your empty brain you realize that all this time you were lying in some… Janitor's closet? There's a tight rope around your hands and you see two pairs of feet under the metal door in front of you. You hear captain Lute's voice.
>…thankfully, my second-in-command Soot successfully knocked the subject out before he could reach the control panel. We're currently transporting him to a research outpost where we can study his brain. If he tries to get out, make sure to bash him again.Dah jardeecucks want to heckin 'ox 'ape and 'ill your lobotomized brain! You cannot let these cordtroons do this.
What do you do?
№156992[Quote]
>>156990try to barge the door open
№156993[Quote]
>>156990holy gem, welcome nuOP
№156994[Quote]
>>156990Lute and Soot take the nusoy to the obsession research facility at the Hitler's hidden military base in Antarctica where they meet germanic hyperborean soyscience occultists and scan nusoy mind using ancient telepathic Agarthian technology that project his thoughts in to 3D vision
This angers nusoy so much that he uses all his vocal powers and screams
OBSSESSSED JARDEEEGUGS!!!!!!!! while using all his supreme beastly supernatural powers which accidentally summons the primordial God of Chaos known as JartyCVCK™ slopjak; with 4 horsseman of the apocalypse come along it: ESL FNF Pedonigger, da cord tranny nigger, the shemmycuck and satoko_houjou_fan
№156995[Quote]
>>156990leak because the broom looks like a BBC
№156996[Quote]
Since there is a janitor’s closet there may be a janny on the sub. Say that Jiren is weak to bait the janny into opening the door to BTFO you or something
№156997[Quote]
>>156992After Lute walks away you get up and start pounding the huge metal door with every pound that you proudly gained by eating nothing but Mcdonalds or something. You hear someone yelling outside:
>HEY, FAT GUY IS THAT YOU? OH GOT HE'S HECKIN BREAKING OUT! I HAVE TO PULL THE ALAR-He couldn't finish his sentence before the metal frame gave in to your 250 pounds. The guard got completely stunned, but his bat is already raised.
What do you do?
№156998[Quote]
>>156997JANNIES APPROVE IT
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>>156997throw your raisin at him
№157002[Quote]
go UP
№157005[Quote]
>>157003Rape the guard with a pickaxe
№157006[Quote]
>>157003cry for the janny to save you from this obsessed jartycuck
№157009[Quote]
>>157007eat the obsessed slopworms
№157010[Quote]
go up
№157011[Quote]
>>157007Thread is lame now, can we get old OP to finish story the old way with A story line here?>>12468796
№157012[Quote]
post itt if you're a proud tranny pedophile
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>>157012can't make fun of ximself award
№157015[Quote]
>>157008soot finish this adventure
№157016[Quote]
>>157007>>157003it's VANTABLACK but i'll continue it for continuity's sake
№157017[Quote]
old op come back
№157018[Quote]
der cord thread
№157022[Quote]
>>157017I'll come back if the nuOP leaves and nobody ends up continuing it, but I think the idea of OP rotation is fun so I wanna see where the nuOP takes the story
If you don't like how the nuOP is handling it right now you can always replace him and become the nuOP yourself
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>>157007>>157022dude nuOP is a huge faggot, look at the low effort no skill unfun garbage he does
>>157003 >>157007 basically regurgitation of same shit panel few times and pick posts that aren't meant to be answers.
Just finish the A story here
>>156956 since it has culminating good ending, or at least explain wtf is going on after this
>>156997 №157024[Quote]
up
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keep up
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>>157016Ok im actually doing it now
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>>157009As the guard writhes in pain from the slopworms leaving his body, you remember that you're a hungry boy, and dah jardee bugs must be full of sweet, sweet vitamins as fauci told you.
You latch onto the guard, ripping the obsessed slopworms out of his mouth with your unbrushed, shit-stained teeth.
After the janny saw such a series of violent events, he broke down crying and ran down the corridor, whimpering. He could tell someone that you escaped within minutes.
But now you're just a wittle transgirl who just ate xher dinner, and such things shouldn't worry you.
What do you do?
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>>157027Shit on him and smear it all over the guard's face. After that prepare for the other jannies that will come
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>>157028You decide to shit on the already dead guard's face. Obviously, it does fucking nuthin other than making his corpse even more disgusting.
After admiring your work of art for a few minutes, you hear the stomping of a large group getting closer in the corridor outside.
What do you do?
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>>157029brap so loud that it echoes throughout the sub, confusing them about your location
№157031[Quote]
>>157029Gain the super powers from the jartyworms that allow you to telepathically call soot for help.
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How does he still know about da jarty where the FUCK is my continuity
№157033[Quote]
indians:
>pagan ethnoreligion (literally what every white supremacist pagan wants)
>societal racism that filters undesirables (caste system) (eugenics)
>ethnostate that survived despite conquerors
>traditional culture that has lasted for thousands of years
>rejection of modern society (living in dirt huts which is BASED)
>literally the descendants of the Aryan race
why are they still hated?
>le shitskinned
>le indians are bad
not valid excuses when most pagans and white supremacists call for these exact tenants.
>They literally worship cow shit and urine my dude
You focus exclusively on low castes in poor retard neighbourhoods. I can go to some appalachia trailerpark and take some photos of your "aryan" kids in prostitute gear and of sisterfuckers and say that you are all like that. Same logic.
>my brother they are the very definiton of undesirable low IQ uncultured and uneducated swine
If we were like that we wouldn't be colonising your country. Most people who work in your different sectors are indians, some of lower castes work in tech support, others are doctors and some lead your companies. This is not DEI. Your industries see a real value in indians. I bet you saw that article of indians owning most of London too now?
>I wouldn't say it survived, more so that it's a cancer on the earth. Just look at it.
Indian culture is the most resilient. There have been bad times, but we lead our society for most of it we kept our culture and religion. Germans now worship a middle-eastern god coming from their old historical enemy (Rome)
>Yeah a culture of scamming, having no morals, having an extreme lack of hygiene to a comical level and being small, stinky, having a small penis and being skinny-fat and brown.
We gave you arithmetics, we gave you chess, we told you guys teh secret of sugar cultivation. The first society to have banks was the Maurya Empire.
>They reject everything good about modern society as well
Is everything good meaning to be a slave to a wage system, to be racist and to be self-indulging to a point where you forget about family values. You put your kids in the streets and you forget your parents in nursing home because you're scared they'll shame your image. Rejection of these things is a good thing.
POST THIS IN 5 DIFFERENT THREADS FOR GOOD LUCK flood
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>>156257 (OP)I just supersaged your thread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The position of your thread in the catalog has been brought further down.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of being bumped. These include, but are not limited to:
- Posting an*me, ong*z*llig, and similar,
- Uploading drawings mocking Nate, Chud or Cobson,
- Insulting a nameGOD I approve of,
- Generally posting anything I personally do not like.
Am I banned from the Sharty?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional supersage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my thread deserved a supersage. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a supersage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message on IRC or Soybooru (Discord is bad though) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to IRC PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of supersage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the supersage and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Soyjak.st. I will continue to issue supersages until you improve your conduct. Remember: Sharty is privilege, not a right.
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>>157032Trvke. I thought he blow 95% of his brain where most 'p and jarty obsession was, leaving only vital functions?
№157036[Quote]
indians:
>pagan ethnoreligion (literally what every white supremacist pagan wants)
>societal racism that filters undesirables (caste system) (eugenics)
>ethnostate that survived despite conquerors
>traditional culture that has lasted for thousands of years
>rejection of modern society (living in dirt huts which is BASED)
>literally the descendants of the Aryan race
why are they still hated?
>le shitskinned
>le indians are bad
not valid excuses when most pagans and white supremacists call for these exact tenants.
>They literally worship cow shit and urine my dude
You focus exclusively on low castes in poor retard neighbourhoods. I can go to some appalachia trailerpark and take some photos of your "aryan" kids in prostitute gear and of sisterfuckers and say that you are all like that. Same logic.
>my brother they are the very definiton of undesirable low IQ uncultured and uneducated swine
If we were like that we wouldn't be colonising your country. Most people who work in your different sectors are indians, some of lower castes work in tech support, others are doctors and some lead your companies. This is not DEI. Your industries see a real value in indians. I bet you saw that article of indians owning most of London too now?
>I wouldn't say it survived, more so that it's a cancer on the earth. Just look at it.
Indian culture is the most resilient. There have been bad times, but we lead our society for most of it we kept our culture and religion. Germans now worship a middle-eastern god coming from their old historical enemy (Rome)
>Yeah a culture of scamming, having no morals, having an extreme lack of hygiene to a comical level and being small, stinky, having a small penis and being skinny-fat and brown.
We gave you arithmetics, we gave you chess, we told you guys teh secret of sugar cultivation. The first society to have banks was the Maurya Empire.
>They reject everything good about modern society as well
Is everything good meaning to be a slave to a wage system, to be racist and to be self-indulging to a point where you forget about family values. You put your kids in the streets and you forget your parents in nursing home because you're scared they'll shame your image. Rejection of these things is a good thing.
POST THIS IN 5 DIFFERENT THREADS FOR GOOD LUCK o algo and oreos and oreos
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Can we purge spambots?
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>>157029I attempt to crawl into the guard's corpse to hide