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>>14109 (OP)
Did any of my fellow /bant/bros make it over?

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>>14110
they'll make it here eventually i guess
all the clues point here

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Btw, Bank of America is saying to short the S&P500, which is very unusual for a big bank:

>Bank of America (NYSE:BAC) is advising investors to bet against the S&P 500, saying conditions remain unfavorable for equities until two key shifts occur a meaningful rate cut by the Federal Reserve and a pause in the ongoing U.S.-China trade dispute.


>Michael Hartnett, the bank's chief investment strategist, said the U.S. is no longer the global economy's primary growth engine. He referred to this as the end of U.S. exceptionalism and the beginning of a period where global capital starts to pull away from American markets.



>Until monetary policy shifts, Hartnett favors holding short-term government bonds like 2-year Treasuries and maintains a bearish stance on the S&P 500 until it reaches around 4,800. If policymakers intervene aggressively, he believes that could create an opportunity to reenter risk assets, especially if any recession proves shallow and short-lived.


>Bank of America also pointed to a major realignment in foreign investor behavior. Non-U.S. investors hold about 33 percent of Treasuries, 27 percent of corporate bonds, and 18 percent of American equities totaling roughly $8.5 trillion, $4.4 trillion, and $16.5 trillion, respectively. This past week, Treasuries recorded their highest-ever weekly inflow at $18.8 billion. At the same time, foreign investors pulled $6.5 billion from U.S. stocks and $3 billion from corporate bonds while allocating $600 million back into government debt, signaling a shift toward safety.


I wanted to post this on /bant/ before 4chan got taken down.

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>>14111
Are you Japanon? I mean *the* Japanon? The one blogposter anon won't stop bothering?

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>>14113
just a /biz/raeli
i avoid /bant/ because of those namefags/avatarfags/lifeblogfags

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>>14109 (OP)
How do I buy without KYC in 2025

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>the one time /smg/ can be reunited
>nobody is posting
grim

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I am financially ruined

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I assume you guys are cuckfugees. How ya holding up?

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Hello 4cuckers.

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>>14118
>>14119
honestly seems better here
no cuck post timer, no explicit porn and no picrel

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>>14120
I don't like that it's so slow though, and I don't mean the posting, the site is slow. The posters are alright.

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>>14120
The only rules that we enforce is:
>No lolishota pedo raisin
>No spamming threads outside of /soy/ and /nate/ (see gray area rules)
And that's really it.
>>14121
Give it a day or two. This is probably one of the biggest happenins on /soy/ since Goonergate.
I welcome you all with open arms.

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i need for tsla to go below 245$

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>MI6 janny mad
looking at SPX puts
we're not gonna have a 3rd green day in a row are we?

 14127[Quote]

I actually kinda miss /smg/ rn

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>>14127
yeah market opening in 1 hour and no posts…
gonna lurk on 2ch for now i need a news feed at least and need to know what orange man is up to

 14129[Quote]

>>14127
>>14128
also having fun reading
>>>/soy/10615723

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>>14129
already doing that, also >>4104, not like I have anything better to do

but man, this site is slow

 14131[Quote]

>>/news/4104

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Why do you third worlders pretend you have money to invest?

 14133[Quote]

how do you filter leafposts here?

 14134[Quote]

maaaaaan, what is this market

 14135[Quote]

holy raisin that candle

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>>14123
i will be losing money again, huh?

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>>14136
i'm still holding on to puts

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>>14137
>i'm still holding on to puts
i do as well… but… probably i will need to sell at a loss tomorrow, tsla put expiring in 2 days

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>>14138
what's your breakeven?

 14140[Quote]

TKD now.

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>>14139
240$ or something like that

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>>14141
yeah you're probably fucked kek but anything could happen till thursday
market is pretty volatile

 14143[Quote]

Nobody cares kill yourself 4cuck tranime nigger

 14144[Quote]

'Teens won

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the market is extremely gay and schizophrenic right now but i think slurpers win

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>NVDA

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Trump is about to rant about tariffs in half an hour
How low will we go?

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>>14147
>Trump is about to rant about tariffs in half an hour
really? already sold my puts…
going back in

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>>14109 (OP)
Oh. We're here. Okay. The 20 day will be penetrated this week. Doom bull resumes.

Also is there a way to hide all images on this board? The theme of the entire place nauseates my eyes.

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>>14148
It's either Trump or the blonde bimbo press sec but either way they will rant about tariffs again

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>>14150
where are you seeing this?
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
says no events

 14152[Quote]

>>14151
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
it has an entire financial calendar with all the events, they usually post a associated press link before the press brief

 14153[Quote]

>>14151
>says no events
it says no events even before previous briefs, anyways I will post the link before the event

 14154[Quote]

Good morning sars!

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Press secretary in about ten bings

https://www.youtube.com/live/xDNKoMApR7Y

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>>14155
i still can't believe she's really 27

 14157[Quote]

white house press briefing live 1pm AP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC1x9gL1qPg

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MY SHIEET IS 22% DOWN SINCE LAST WEEK

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VIX @ 30 again

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>>14156
check her husband's age

 14162[Quote]

This bitch is late… again

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>>14162
when are they not late
incompetent niggers

 14164[Quote]

Ten more minutes

 14165[Quote]

My niggers. I was just banned yesterday for telling a migatard tartifs were raisin on v.
Anyways, I went all in on David SOXL. 125k shares, wish me luck.

 14166[Quote]

Retaliation by trade partners remains a risk for US corporate sectors despite some near-term reprieve - Fitch Ratings

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>>14110
I hope not, not in the mood to hear poor uneducated gullible schizos bitch about feds and shills for the next couple days.

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>>14155
She's a Cusp Virgo, just like me :3

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can't believe i managed to make profit today
sold my puts right before she started talking

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>le anti-semitism

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Oy vey

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eh she doesn't have anything to say about tariffs or economic news

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>>14172
My thoughts too, just a bunch of emotional fear monger clips for boomers on fox news repeats and then circlejerking for israel

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>>14109 (OP)
Yellow niggas can't talk about anything if there isn't a women next to it these are the same people that can vote no wonder we are becoming retarded

 14175[Quote]

>>14155
Nothing on chips :(

 14176[Quote]

WH Press Sec. Leavitt: More than 15 trade deals are actively being considered.

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>>14155
Nothing on chips :(

 14178[Quote]

WH Press Sec. Leavitt: Trump wants to sign off personally on trade deals.

 14179[Quote]

WH Press Sec. Leavitt on potential trade deals: We believe that we can announce some very soon.

 14180[Quote]

uh oh stinky

 14181[Quote]

WH Press Sec. Leavitt: Trump says ball is in China's court over tariffs. We don't have to make a deal with them.

 14182[Quote]

WH Press Sec. Leavitt: China needs to make a deal with the US.

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WH Press Sec. Leavitt: Trump maintains position on Canada.

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>>14165
>>14167
A fucking leaf.

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WH Press Sec. Leavitt: Relief is being considered for farmers.

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The whole premise of making "deals" over tariffs makes no god damn sense. Trump ran on a platform of replacing income tax with tariffs, and you either implement the tariffs or you don't. He's trying to find a way to cuck out of his own policies.

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>>14185
>What do the farmers do? It's Spring planting season.
>We'll bail them out dw

Can't eat paper bills, Donald…

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>>14186
>Trump ran on a platform of replacing income tax with tariffs
That's not quite what the platform said

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Also, China is 100% planning to invade Taiwan. First the embargo on magnet exports, which is extremely sus, and now canceling all of their Boeing orders. They're trying to request a refund for hundreds of billions of dollars in airliner orders to fuck with Boeing's working capital and make it harder for them to build out the new F-47 production line.

 14190[Quote]

>bearish af remarks
>SPY still crabbing
This is the bottom

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200 to 1400 to 10
:(

 14192[Quote]

Aaaaaaaaand SPY will close flat
what a boring day

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We're back

 14194[Quote]

Spanish Finance Minister Cuerpo: US Treasury Secretary Bessent sent a message that he wants to make a deal with the EU on tariffs.

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Spanish Finance Minister Cuerpo: China needs to be a strategic partner for the EU.

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Spanish Finance Minister Cuerpo: I didn't discuss specific products with US Treasury Secretary Bessent.

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Spanish Finance Minister Cuerpo: The EU needs to have relations with all major world powers.

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Wait, so there were .gov mod email addresses that got leaked in the hack? Wew, all that raisinposting about glowniggers in /smg/ was probably true. Faggot leaf BTFO >>14167

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>>14198
raisinposting.
Ahit.
Posting.

 14200[Quote]

*raisin

 14201[Quote]

crab market

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>>14198
yeah it was all true
Guess DOGE cut their funding lmao

 14203[Quote]

>>14199
>>14200
>newchud can't say shit

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>>14201
low volume and stagnation
we're clearly building a bottom, all Trump has to do is not fuck up

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>>14189
Errrrmm what if we just tell the CCP to get fucked and not give them their money back? Hell why don't we just use ghose Yuan's and start building Vietnam F16's while we're at it too and just get ahead of the game and deploy nooks on all the smaller Taiwanese island chains.

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>>14198
Were there? I heard .edu. gov was a rumor i have seen no confirmation on.

Anyway +0.4%. Adequate day.

 14207[Quote]

>>>541010
>low volume and stagnation
Also a sign of traders taking upside risk to prevent downside risk, because no one knows what the fuck is happening next

 14208[Quote]

>>14198
LOL, nothing screams I've never had sex like typing BTFO. Why are you losers such absolute poverty faggots. It's hilarious.

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Picrel is going to nuke the market.

>>14206
I've seen some screenshots of their mod tools with the private ban reason BS, but not a list of emails yet. Supposedly the mods are getting doxxed pretty badly right now though.

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>>14207
Nobody but a few Trump insiders does know what's happening next. We are at the wims of a mad king with a cult.
I just need David SOXL to hit 52 so I have my 10 mil than get the fuck out of this mess.
I'm sure after this clusterfuck AOC is next and that's even worse.

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>>14208
Tell me you're a buttblasted 4cuck janny without telling me you're a buttblasted 4cuck janny.

 14212[Quote]

>>14211
Yea, I was Chinese shill glowie janny about to pay for my sex change until you teens ruined it all!
Now I'll never be a woman!

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>>14212
Thanks for owning up to it.

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The US and China are too stuborn to be the first to come to the negotiation table
The market should have priced that in already meaning the dump is over

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>>14207
I agree

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>>14209
Holy Fuck he's actually mentally retarded

 14217[Quote]

>>14210
Yeah anon holding LETFs is a great idea during volatile times

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>>14217
Touche, that RSI though. Plus everything computer.

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>>14214
China is using the trade war as an excuse to decouple economically in preparation for the Taiwan invasion. There's nothing to negotiate.

>>14216
I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of poorer Asian countries choose China over the US. That will mean >100% tariffs on a lot more US imports.

 14220[Quote]

>>>541062
>volatile times
Look into FLOW, picked 'm up Nov 6th.
The company provides liquidity in the securities market by using high frequency and quantitative trading strategies, so they pump with high volumes.
>Massively exceeded Q1 earnings expectation
>mcap €1,4 billion
>p/e 8,5
Analysts are pretty bearish on the stock, but that might change with the daily bullraisin from the WH

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>The US practice of recessions only being official when called by the National Bureau of Economic Research can mean a large lag between the economy weakening and perceptions and confirmation of an R-word event catching up. That happened in 2007-08. Investors have to use their judgment in the meantime. They should keep in mind that, despite the bruising moves, much downside has yet to be factored in.
Market's not pricing in a recession at all

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>>14222
Bullish

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>>14223
are you the anon that constantly spammed "WE'RE BACK AT XK!" on the biz catalog?

 14225[Quote]

>>14222
Nice. I wasn't sure if Hiro cared.

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>>14224
>are you the anon that constantly spammed
"WE'RE BACK AT XK!" on the biz catalog?
Nah, I just raisinpost mumus and bubus for lulz

 14227[Quote]

>>14222
>>14225
It's not Hiro who runs the twitter page or 4chan. It's the admin team.
4chan is a cashcow. They don't give a flying fuck about the boards.

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Hell nah. Only invest in BLACKED everything else is a waste.

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>SOXL already down 6% in after hours
KEK

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How are we looking sisters?

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>>14109 (OP)
has /pmg/ made it biz bros?

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>>14229
It hurts so much! Wonder what happened, nvidia is down 6 too, but I can't find news.

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WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR raisin IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR raisin IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR raisin IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR raisin IS GONE

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gg

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>>14109 (OP)

Get the fuck off this website Gook

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>futures

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>>14237
You may be HOOKED.

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>>14109 (OP)
>/smg/ is back
Good. Wild ride incoming. Tomorrow is gonna be blood red.

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>>14205
Reality is the opposite of this.


Canada increases trading with South Asia and China. Canada boots out faggy tumour “businesses” like Walmart and really anything with Kosher. That stuff doesn’t compete, they rely on s.o.y.j.a.k golem zombies.

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can we say
NIGGERS AND JEWS
here
or
are we
only allowed
to say
NATGAS AND OIL

just
curious

 14243[Quote]

>>14110
FINALLY MADE IT. SOXL CRASHED BECAUSE IT KNEW AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT HAPPENED

 14244[Quote]

nvdabros? do we slurp?

 14245[Quote]

>>14244
The death of 4cuck has to be the biggest bear market signal. Absolutely not

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>>14245
>death of 4cuck
DURING
PASSOVER
>>14242

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>>14239
>Tomorrow is gonna be blood red.
dump is already reversing in the overnight session

 14248[Quote]

Is this the thread o algo

 14249[Quote]

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a good day for crabs

 14250[Quote]

>>14247
we're still far lower than close lmao, we've barely recovered from the after hours dump

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Man I'm still mad I couldn't short this chart. I literally tried to when it crossed the peak and hit 75. Easy 2-3x right fucking there, but my broker didn't have any shares to short.

 14252[Quote]

>>14251
SAME! I CALLED THE TOP!!!!

 14253[Quote]

>>14251
Doesn't your broker offer derivatives like options to get downside exposure?

 14254[Quote]

>>14253
Yes, but there also weren't any options open on the stock yet either. It was just too new.

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>>14253
it was an ipo; no one had shares to lend

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>>14254
>>14255
European brokers had BULL CFDs available the entire day, not to worry anons there will be more opportunities like this in the future

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So, we lookin green or red tomorrow, fellas?

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>>14257
market is looking for a bottom, tomorrow can be a reversal or the continuation of the downward trend it all depends on what the orange retard says tomorrow

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Sell stocks.
The businesses of Israel remnants can't compete, they rely entirely on s.o.y.j.a.k golem, including for their bloated corpse fake-stock_market. Anything with the slightest association to Israel remnants has nothing to do with anyone except s.o.y.j.a.k.s.

They try to displace any local population via s.o.y.j.a.k.s to perpetuate a fake economy. SELL!


the s.o.y.j.a.k slave golem get money from parasitism upon anyone who is weak via depriving them of other options. Typically old peoples old money. And they set the prices as high as they can even if it kills an entire area.


Putting tariffs on China is basically saying: I want to replace our slight economy with instead a bunch of s.o.y.j.a.k. thieves and then have a Wild West adventure in a LiminalSpace wasteland.

In Canada we have endured fake-Yankee s.o.y.j.a.k troglodytes wandering around and it’s so creepy.

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/biz/raelis bros…
i'm scared
I sold everything
4chan was the blackswan event

is this our new home?

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>>14260
I want biz to be back but without the jeets, redditors and poltards.
God I miss bear market biz so much it's unreal.

 14262[Quote]

>>14261
>>14260
we really should have a contigancy if this happens again. I don't wanna lose you guys

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>>14262
im sure
that most of /smg/
just keeps posting
at their home
wsb on reddit
whenever theres
a problem

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>>14261
we need flags for sure on /biz/, maybe this event will force them to listen to board-to-board needs on 4chan

>>14262
i think this is the only plan, any other /biz/ness related social space will not tolerate our autism or retardation, and we would be forced to conform to normie tier posting

 14265[Quote]

See you all tomorrow!!!! Night refugees. Glad to see everyone who made it from /bant/

 14266[Quote]

>>14265
gn anon

 14267[Quote]

Chewy anon here. WTF you guys accidently a 4chan? Oh well, I remember when totse died. Same raisin. We will always find each other. Anyway is this thread more biz/smg or bant/smg? Have we merged back together?

 14268[Quote]

>>14267
theres threads
on pol and int
but this is
the real
onea
and is biz
and bant
mixed

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>>14265
>Glad to see everyone who made it from /bant/

 14270[Quote]

>>14268
Got an smg on biz at 8kun also, but this site seems the better option so far. There are a lot of other chan style sites out there. One will win out.

 14271[Quote]

>>14270
the cripplechan one
has been there
a very long time

i assume
there is something
on reddit
and x
but it would take
being gay
just to find out
and this is
breddy gud enough

the main problem
i have
is i didnt boughted
anywhere near
enough
KOLD
O
LNG EXPORTS CANT STOP THE DROP
D

 14272[Quote]

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Shark gone. Commence dumping.

 14273[Quote]

/QA/ IS NOT FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF I WILL SPAM AND SLIDE GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 14274[Quote]

HANG EVERY 4TRANNY IMMIGRANT

 14275[Quote]

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>>14231
i don't mind you guys on /pmg/
pls stay

 14276[Quote]

Down.

 14277[Quote]

File: 1744493438602626.jpg 📥︎ (31.87 KB, 498x474) ImgOps

But the questions still remains:
>how quickly can I build a robot army to genocide 1.4 billion chinks before they genocide us?

 14278[Quote]

File: IMG_2969.jpg 📥︎ (1.12 MB, 828x1546) ImgOps

>>14277
Implying we don't already have a secret alliance.

 14279[Quote]

get fucking shot your freaks of natures

 14280[Quote]

get fucking hanged you freaks

 14281[Quote]

die. in. a. fire.

 14282[Quote]

>>14279
You okay buddy?

 14283[Quote]

>>14282
no
you NIGGER waltz up into /qa/ and raisin ALL OVER IT. GO DIE

 14284[Quote]

>>14283
Are you mad you have more frens to talk to?

 14285[Quote]

>>>541801
>N
*ATGAS AND OIL

 14286[Quote]

hello niggers. where do we talk about crypto?

 14287[Quote]

>>14283
how tf did you get a gempass?

 14288[Quote]

>>14284
I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU
>>14287
BY NOT BEING A NIGGER

 14289[Quote]

>>14286
consider this the /biz/raeli refugee thread for now

 14290[Quote]

>>14288
>not holding
>any NATGAS AND OIL
>calls others
>NIGGERS
NIGGER
I
GAY 2
GAY FAGGOTS DO NOT HAVE ANY NATGAS AND OIL
E
R

 14291[Quote]

>>14288
scoops did you give the sharty money?

 14292[Quote]

>>14290
Get off this board and fuck off the 8chan

 14293[Quote]

>>14291
TWO SCOOPS
probably owns
this place
and did the hack
to run us all
over here

he might be
a NIGGER
but hes
a JEWISH NIGGER

 14294[Quote]

File: 1744629621242666 173772836….gif 📥︎ (434.83 KB, 200x134) ImgOps

>>14292
Mad cause poorfag

 14295[Quote]

>>14294
i don't care about stocks. i want you gone or dead

 14296[Quote]

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>futures

 14297[Quote]

>>14295
woke up from my nap to see this? why not just invest in stocks? like SOXL or puts on TQQQ

 14298[Quote]

File: 1744579276703116 174446283….jpg 📥︎ (168.43 KB, 1290x1283) ImgOps

>>14295
>i don't care about stocks. i want you gone or dead
>t.

 14299[Quote]

File: URMOMSMUFF.gif 📥︎ (16.62 KB, 255x190) ImgOps

>>14296
>yields

 14300[Quote]

>>14298
sounds like you zelligpedo

 14301[Quote]

File: 1743657000612736(1).jpg 📥︎ (39.58 KB, 534x401) ImgOps

>futures
Kek baggies. You did panic buy a lifetime supply of chinkraisin before this situation gets any worse, right anon?

 14302[Quote]

>>14301
i unironically
boughted
phones
a few weeks ago

 14303[Quote]

Burn in hell.

 14304[Quote]

File: lmao.png 📥︎ (62.17 KB, 1080x335) ImgOps

China trade deal in two more weeks, fellow baggies. Trust the plan.

 14305[Quote]

i want 4trannies OFF OF /QA/. YOU ARE THE NEWFAGS AND NEED TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF /QA/ WHICH HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED FOR YEARS

 14306[Quote]

>>14304
i have SOXL calls
>4/25 expy, 4 options at cost basis of $12

 14307[Quote]

>>14304
Why don't they just embargo them at this point ?

 14308[Quote]

File: 1744330049203444.jpg 📥︎ (55.26 KB, 583x662) ImgOps

>>14304
buying gold on leverage and daily 0DTE puts on SPX for the next 4 years is literally free money at this point

 14309[Quote]

>>14308
teach a man
to buy gold on leverage
and daily 0DTE puts
on SPX
and feed him
for 4 years

teach a man
to randomly buy
and sell
NATGAS AND OIL
and feed him
for a lifetime

 14310[Quote]

File: Screenshot_20250416_065600….jpg 📥︎ (207.2 KB, 1080x1469) ImgOps

>>14300
Don't care about cunny
Only care about bunds

 14311[Quote]

>>14310
Just read an article saying the Chinese are driving up German bond prices because they are dumping US treasuries and buying Euro.

 14312[Quote]

File: 1744647785477099.jpg 📥︎ (38.67 KB, 720x720) ImgOps

Where were you when the global economic system collapsed?

 14313[Quote]

>gold mooning
>futures crashing
>dollar raisinting itself
yeah i'm thinking we're back bobros

 14314[Quote]

File: .____..jpg 📥︎ (17.67 KB, 320x320) ImgOps

uh oh

 14315[Quote]

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>ASML has maintained outlook for this year. Order intake Q1 disappoints heavily, but otherwise Q1 numbers are just better, or in line with expectations, as I see it in the blink of an eye. And it all has to come from AI in the coming years, according to the CEO

 14316[Quote]

INSHALLAH
>INSHALLAH
INSHALLAH

 14317[Quote]

File: Screenshot_20250416_072644….jpg 📥︎ (196.75 KB, 1080x1405) ImgOps

>>14311
Yeah, via Luxembourg, Belgium and the Cayman Islands
Dollar bearishness hasn't been this high since 2006

 14318[Quote]

File: 1742068616647928.jpg 📥︎ (49.19 KB, 957x621) ImgOps

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!

 14319[Quote]

>>14318
WE
TOLE
U
PEEPOLE
NATTA
GET
INVOOLVED
INNAAAAAT

 14320[Quote]

File: Screenshot_20250416_073908….jpg 📥︎ (322.05 KB, 1080x1897) ImgOps

>ASML DOWN 5,30% PREMARKET

 14321[Quote]

File: Screenshot_20250416_080014….jpg 📥︎ (293.26 KB, 1080x1749) ImgOps

>ASM INTERNATIONAL DOWN -4,00%, AS WELL
SOXL baggies in tears

 14322[Quote]

File: Bobo.jpg 📥︎ (50 KB, 680x350) ImgOps


 14323[Quote]

>sold 1000 of my PLTR at 30€ last year for tax reasons
>wanted to buy in back at 29€
>it never went there
any $ROPE offers?

 14324[Quote]

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>>14322
Reminder that the best a bobo ever gets is a ruined orgasm

 14325[Quote]

>>14324
Bobo killed 4chan!

 14326[Quote]

What will the markets do tomorrow?

 14327[Quote]

niggers

 14328[Quote]

File: Cheeto Man.jpg 📥︎ (58 KB, 960x959) ImgOps


 14329[Quote]

>>14327
And there it is

 14330[Quote]

oh god, this UI is janky as fuck compared to halfchan, and the ads are kinda excessive.

why did we pick mr. hackerman’s website instead of dubs-chan or kiwifarms?
for fuck sake, we’ve literally had that bunker thread on 8chan since 2021 or so — it literally even has old posts that I made

 14331[Quote]

gm frens I like this place actually

 14332[Quote]

>>14330
4chan is the only one Ive gone to. I don't even know how to access the other chans

 14333[Quote]

>>14330
double chan moe is too tryhard

 14334[Quote]

>>14332
jewgle blocked it in the search results. you can find it via yandex

 14335[Quote]

WHERE’S THE LEAK OF THE JANNY EMAIL ADDRESSES AND raisin?
WE FINALLY HAVE DOXX ON THE JANNYTRANNY FROM BIZ

 14336[Quote]

>>>/news/4158
>entire /j/ board is archived
>there’s private reasons on every ban
I need to fucking see this raisin

 14337[Quote]

>>14110
I just found this thread. Yesterday I made an /smg/ on 8chan-moe /b/ but only got one reply lmao.

 14338[Quote]

>>14305
>a bloo bloo
Dial 8 tranny, your safespace is our designated raisinting board noe

 14339[Quote]

>>14281
>>14280
>>14279
>least mentally ill /qa/tard

 14340[Quote]

File: 062DF5EB-24EA-4F71-8D39-C….jpeg 📥︎ (132.01 KB, 749x462) ImgOps

Why invest in anything remotely associated with the fake Yankee stocks. The entire so called stock market sure seems to be about an extremely small amount of people.
Is it a stock market, or is it a blockade blocking the true stock market? It’s already all completely beneath value, those who are smart with money aren’t going to validate what is bloated with zombie s.o.i.j.a.k money.

You know there is far more active citizens of Türkiye than the anarchy of Yankee land. Though dykes may thrive in a Wild West, it doesn’t mean anything economically generate is going on in terms of cash .

 14341[Quote]

File: 1744038205123039.png 📥︎ (22.47 KB, 200x159) ImgOps

Someone should comment on Rocker's videos that /smg/ moved here.

 14342[Quote]

File: Elf Girl.jpeg 📥︎ (192.12 KB, 1280x754) ImgOps

So I had the right site just the wrong board. Thanks you for leaving me the note. Let me read all this and get caught up.

 14343[Quote]

Thank god I found you guys,I was losing so much money without all of you

 14344[Quote]

>>14343
you are doing something wrong then, you should only come here to lose money

 14345[Quote]

I don't even know what happened in the markets yesterday because of no /smg/

 14346[Quote]

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Drumpf.

 14347[Quote]

File: 7d5f60f6-8d4c-4fb3-8818-f7….jpg 📥︎ (83.98 KB, 700x394) ImgOps

Would you buy bonds from this country

 14348[Quote]

>>14170
>le

STFU Newfag, I honestly regard soyGODS as superior compared to people who use le at this point. Back on Reddit.

 14349[Quote]

I should’ve bought more Nokia

 14350[Quote]


 14351[Quote]

>>14330
>dubs-chan or kiwifarms
not posting on glowboards simple as

 14352[Quote]

>>14347
Considering Argentina economic history idk. They always seems to do good until they don't. Didn't economist said there's two countries that are weird cases : Japan and Argentina?
Argentina always look like it might win but end up failing
Japan always look like it might fail but end up winning

 14353[Quote]

>>14351
>not posting on glowboards
aren’t some of the leaked janny email addresses LITERALLY ___@fbi.gov emails?

 14354[Quote]

>>14353
No it's a myth and you're dumb for spreading it.

 14355[Quote]

took profit on gold too early today… waiting for a dip to re-enter

 14356[Quote]

>>14109 (OP)
'ate jannies, luv me 'uts

 14357[Quote]

I dont know anything about stocks doe

 14358[Quote]

test

 14359[Quote]

>>14352
"There are four sorts of countries: developed, underdeveloped, Japan and Argentina." Japan can't grow and Argentina can't stop hyperinflating every five seconds. Anyway sideburns man is a hero right now and the narrative is he turned the corner, so I was wondering about shorting

 14360[Quote]

File: 2025-04-16 11.35.52.png 📥︎ (39.27 KB, 655x436) ImgOps

Guise I figured out how to filter all tripfags

 14361[Quote]

>>14352
(((currency manipulation))) happens at the click of a button. jews won in both cases.

 14362[Quote]

>>14357
you'll feel right at home

 14363[Quote]

>CHINA STARES DOWN BOEING PARTS SHORTAGE WHILE COMAC STOCKPILES
Literally why would anyone buy a mutt plane anymore, can't even rely on a steady supply of parts. It's over for BA

 14364[Quote]

File: 1743792763234320.png 📥︎ (41.83 KB, 1021x173) ImgOps

>>14357
no one here actually does

 14365[Quote]

>>14364
No one anywhere actually does. Things go up and down, it kind of just happens, you look at people with a great track record of predicting things and their next prediction fails entirely.

 14366[Quote]

File: 2ch.png 📥︎ (118.53 KB, 868x545) ImgOps

4cuckbros we can't stop taking L's

 14367[Quote]

>>14366
What is this?

 14368[Quote]

File: 2ch_2.png 📥︎ (23.96 KB, 742x111) ImgOps

another L
>>14367
2ch

 14369[Quote]

>>14368
Right, but the Twitter 4chan account said they're working on it. One way or anything it's bound to come back, even if they start from a clean slate with a different software, as long as it's on the same domain.

 14370[Quote]

>>14369
*one way or another

 14371[Quote]

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 14372[Quote]

>>14346
Literally just the VIX chart lmao

 14373[Quote]

Funilly enoigh sharty did have /biz/ and it was specifically catered to 4cuck refugees (something that happened on /biz/ a while ago idk). I dont what the FDL is doing tbh

 14374[Quote]

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>>14371
Pajeets literally can't stop winning

 14375[Quote]

File: Screenshot 2025-04-16 1140….png 📥︎ (278.79 KB, 587x606) ImgOps

china bros… we are so freaking back

 14376[Quote]

File: 1737137426862694.jpg 📥︎ (36.39 KB, 680x518) ImgOps

>>14375
It's over Ameribros…

 14377[Quote]

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 14378[Quote]

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>>14375
China will become the new America, the yuan the new dollar and Chinese bonds the new bedrock of the financial system.
It's over for America (ticker: USA)

 14379[Quote]

File: Lego Car.jpeg 📥︎ (257.52 KB, 1241x1280) ImgOps


Are normies waking up now? Top posters on 4chan /pol/ are Israel. They try to blame far right for all the evil in the world but when they post the stats it tells a different story. Anyway, fun days ahead.
SOXL = Long
KO = Long
COKE = Long

 14380[Quote]

>>14377
will we repeat yesterday premarket, dumping and then pumping at open?

 14381[Quote]

>>14380
likely, but my strategy remains unchanged
buying 0DTE puts on open

 14382[Quote]

File: IMG_0884.jpeg 📥︎ (866 KB, 855x1510) ImgOps

I feel pretty good today despite the drama. Green week ahead lady boys and boys. Hope you all bought the dip.

 14383[Quote]

>FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 14384[Quote]

File: 2025-04-16 13.21.53.png 📥︎ (81.9 KB, 1142x315) ImgOps

File: 2025-04-16 13.21.07.png 📥︎ (58.71 KB, 1142x315) ImgOps

>>14379
>Top posters on 4chan /pol/ are Israel
Just checked the archive and it's not true, people like to repeat nonsense, recently Israel flags had 0.8% as many posts as USA flags.

 14385[Quote]

>>14384
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT. IT ABSOLUTELY IS TRUE AND WE ALL SAW THE RATIO. FUCK OFF KIKE

 14386[Quote]

California’s Newsom: The state is to sue over Trump’s tariffs

 14387[Quote]

SPY -0.73% in Pre-market

 14388[Quote]

>>14371
UK sirs we redeemed
India first UK second geeeeg

 14389[Quote]

File: 1538815444463.jpg 📥︎ (135.62 KB, 1000x1000) ImgOps

>>14385
>t.

You saw a screenshot, I checked the source and you don't understand why one holds more weight than the other. Check it yourself nigger, you can use a different time frame and report back with your findings.

Here, all of 2024 on /pol/:
IL: 178963 posts
US: 18984876 posts

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/country/IL/start/2024-01-01/end/2024-12-31/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/country/US/start/2024-01-01/end/2024-12-31/

That's 0.9%.

2014-2024 (included):
IL: 1761390 posts
US: 227813003 posts (actually had to wait a whole minute for the page to load lmao)

That's 0.8%

>b-but I saw a picture, I just know it's real even though I've never seen /pol/ with as many IL flags as I claim before

Muttellectuals…

 14390[Quote]

Thank you President trumo for fixing the markets

 14391[Quote]

File: Xi is not impressed.gif 📥︎ (2.35 MB, 200x200) ImgOps

>>14347
>9 defaults

 14392[Quote]

File: 1744362008992.jpg 📥︎ (16.96 KB, 295x228) ImgOps

can it stop dumping so much in pre?
puts will get too expensive

 14393[Quote]

File: IMG_2074.jpeg 📥︎ (81.33 KB, 503x478) ImgOps

>SOXL down 13% in Pre-market
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER KEK

 14394[Quote]

uh oh oil about to do a stinky

 14395[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (58.7 KB, 1087x927) ImgOps

NVDA saved

 14396[Quote]

>>14394
why would it do a stinky, it IS stinky

 14397[Quote]

File: IMG_2192.jpeg 📥︎ (24.44 KB, 428x450) ImgOps

>>14395
nah that's cope
Cramer literally called the top of the whole stock market

 14398[Quote]

DING DING DING DING DING
LETS MAKE SOME FACKING GAINS

 14399[Quote]

>>14395
Cramer just lags behind

>>14398
>15:30:24
Grim

 14400[Quote]

File: IMG_2368.jpeg 📥︎ (622.64 KB, 1179x1616) ImgOps

>>14398
It's beautiful

 14401[Quote]

File: 2025-04-16 15.35.58.png 📥︎ (165.3 KB, 1473x783) ImgOps

VIX is not moving up much given the SPX movement

 14402[Quote]

looks like we're gonna do a gay gapfill first

 14403[Quote]

>>14401
market is pricing in a decrease in volatility is my best guess, people are selling their hedges

 14404[Quote]

>>14402
which one?

 14405[Quote]

looks like im just holding cash for now and waiting to slurp

 14406[Quote]

>>14389
Both points of view have adjusted the dates to fit the out come they wanted. It’s kind of like folks using a micro shot of the stock market to justify their opinion.

 14407[Quote]

File: 1622646699500.png 📥︎ (7.88 KB, 241x209) ImgOps

is nvda gonna gap fill?

 14408[Quote]

>>14406
What are you talking about? There's no situation in which IL flags ever outnumbered US flags.

 14409[Quote]

is not being over
over finally?
are we back
to being over?
wen will being over
be over again?
will it ever stop
being over?
or is it over
all the
way
down

 14410[Quote]

>>14409
Being over will never be over, it will be over forever.

 14411[Quote]

as it stands
the bottom is july
~4300
christmas ends at
~4800
christmas 2026
ends at
~6200
christmas 2027
ends at
~6900

uv bn
WARNED
and
INFORMED

 14412[Quote]

are we crabbing downwards?

 14413[Quote]

>>14412
yeah this raisin is worse than regular dumping

 14414[Quote]

>>14410
INFINITE
OVERS

 14415[Quote]

File: 2025-04-16 22-57-09.png 📥︎ (10.04 KB, 295x161) ImgOps

heads up jpow will speak at 2:30pm
is orange man scheduled to speak today too?

 14416[Quote]

File: 2025-04-16 15.55.51.png 📥︎ (57.86 KB, 613x437) ImgOps

Wtf is this shıt?

>>14407
Gaps aren't real, they get filled just as much as non-gaps.

 14417[Quote]

>>14416
yeah this site sucks, have the same sometimes

 14418[Quote]

>>14415
uh the time is wrong that's 2:30am japan time so that's in 3 and a half hours

 14419[Quote]

File: Screenshot_20250416-070239….png 📥︎ (142.77 KB, 1080x2280) ImgOps

Give it to me straight - What am I in for?

 14420[Quote]

>>14419
>buying calls
>during passover

 14421[Quote]

>What am I in for?
losing money

 14422[Quote]

>>14419
You want SOXL to go up +900% in 9 months?

 14423[Quote]

A
RARE
EARTH
METALS

JUST FLEW
OVER MY
HOUSE

 14424[Quote]


 14425[Quote]

>>14423
should i buy a mix of commodities and junior/senior miners? they seem to be doing ok

 14426[Quote]

>>14425
i just
RANDOMLY
buy and sell
NATGAS AND OIL
RANDOMLY
and that is all
that i ever
recoomend

 14427[Quote]

>>14424
I would be most interested in hearing what motivates such a most daring wager. Your thesis?

 14428[Quote]

WTI crude oil futures rebounded to $62 per barrel on Wednesday, as hopes for renewed US-China trade talks offset bearish supply and demand signals. China signaled it’s open to negotiations but wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing. This raised optimism for easing trade tensions, supporting oil prices. However, the IEA cut its 2024 global demand forecast, warning of a potential supply glut through 2026. OPEC+ output has risen faster than expected, and progress in US-Iran nuclear talks could boost Iranian crude exports. Meanwhile, API data showed a 2.4 million barrel build in US crude inventories last week, defying expectations for a 1.68 million barrel draw. Still, declines at Cushing and in fuel stockpiles helped cushion the blow.

 14429[Quote]

>>14428
>wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing
>wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing
>wants key changes from Washington, including more respectful rhetoric and a clear negotiator with Trump's backing

 14430[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (2.43 MB, 1280x1279) ImgOps

Breaking: The West has fallen, billions must die!

 14431[Quote]

File: subscribe_or_else.png 📥︎ (52.52 KB, 675x344) ImgOps

what the fuck is this passive aggressive begging
your raisinty service isn't worth $199 a month

 14432[Quote]

>>14427
My thesis is that I like to do a lil bit of goombling, plus the OI on that particular option is very high, they can't ALL be retarded as I am

 14433[Quote]

>>14431
Who sent this? It reads like it was written by a sociopathic influencer with NPD.

 14434[Quote]

>>14432
sounds like
a MAN
with HIS head
on
breddy str8

 14435[Quote]

get the fuck off this border you swarthy faggots

 14436[Quote]

>>14433
optionalpha.com

 14437[Quote]

>>14435
Could have sworn I filtered all tripfags with a regex.

 14438[Quote]

Kind of boring red day. Needs a bigger crash.

 14439[Quote]

N

 14440[Quote]

>>14437
hang yourself polack

 14441[Quote]

>>14439
ATGAS
AND
OIL

 14442[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (69.84 KB, 991x629) ImgOps

>there are real, living, breathing human beings who are buying pic related right now

tfw you are reminded 50% of the population have an IQ below 90

 14443[Quote]

>>14440
>trannyfornian
lmao

 14444[Quote]

>>14442
>tfw you are reminded 50% of the population have an IQ below 90
doesn't matter how stupid/smart the population is if I do stupid decisions myself

 14445[Quote]

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 14446[Quote]

>>14442
I just skimmed through a Linus Tech Tips video about the latest Nvidia launch that no one even cares about and they're raisinting on NVDA for doing such a bad job and not delivering much of an upgrade. It's over, pack it up boys.

 14447[Quote]

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>>14145
educate me bizrealis what do these mean:
>slurpers
>bottom signal
>put
>doom bull

 14448[Quote]

>>14436
with what broker do you trade if you use optionalpha?

 14449[Quote]

>>14442
I sold 6/20 $100 puts

 14450[Quote]

>>14448
i use saxobank but i don't actually trade via optionalpha, just use it to backtest strategies

 14451[Quote]

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 14452[Quote]

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>/biz/ fags could be here I thought

 14453[Quote]

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>>14431
Looks to me like you need to go back
>>14435
No

 14454[Quote]

>>14453
>wasting time
>and energy
>explaining things to women

 14455[Quote]

>>14446
I've been saying that for months now not so much that the 5000 series blows ass, but more that if any of the problems they're having with the 5000 series manifests in their datacenter offerings then NVDA is going to absolutely tank and there's plenty of circumstantial evidence that the problems are starting to appear there.

The cracks are appearing at the seams. NVDA is falling apart internally. They're trying to hide it and so far doing so successfully, but I don't think they're a good long term investment right now.

 14456[Quote]

>>14455
Apparently em dashes are markdown here. Who knew. Reading FAQ posts? Not for me that's for fucking sure.

 14457[Quote]

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>slurpers
People who buy all they can at what they think is the bottom only to have the price to fall even more.
>bottom signal
When slurpers run out of money to slurp with.
>put
A option contract to sell a stock to another anon at an agreed price.
>doom bull
strongest and most ferocious of all bulls, no prepping required.

 14458[Quote]

>>14455
Agreed, also doesn't Google's TPUs (with the new Ironwood) cuck them out of the datacentre?

 14459[Quote]

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feels good to be a REIT chad but pretty sure this pump will lead to an exit dump once the tech stocks wake up. easy money selling covered calls

 14460[Quote]

>>14447
>slurpers
faggots who buy cheapies and make the line go up
>bottom signal
seeing a lot of people who are 100% sure the line will go down
this means that the line has "bottomed out" and is ready to go up
>put
a bet that the line will go down
>doom bull
no idea, ask the leaf fag who said it

 14461[Quote]

Good morning sars

 14462[Quote]

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>>14460
thanks anon

 14463[Quote]

>>14447
>slurpers
some are NIGGERS
some are JEWS
>bottom signal
wen the JEWS are dancing
over the graves of NIGGERS
>put
wat u buy
wen the NIGGERS
have already
went
ALL IN
>doom bull
JEWS
convincing
NIGGERS
to
SELL

 14464[Quote]

Bakking

 14465[Quote]

>>14463
ok
CONFESSION

doom bulls
are also
JEWS
convincing
NIGGERS
to
BUY

the difference
is in what
is REALLY
about to HAPPENING
and the JEWS
convince the NIGGERS
of the OPPOSITE

 14466[Quote]

>>14464
its still
BOOMPING

 14467[Quote]

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New thread. Hope I did this right
Migrate when ready
>>543354

 14468[Quote]

>>14467
we dont even know the bump limit here
i think you did a mistake

 14469[Quote]

WTFWT

 14470[Quote]

up 10 poo scent
on muh
KOLD
O
LETS DIG INTO THE GROUND WITH NATGAS
D

 14471[Quote]

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>>14468
We can figure it out as we go along. I was going by the old rules.

 14472[Quote]

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 14473[Quote]

>>14471
its gud
because smg
TRADITION
is having
a lot
of threads

 14474[Quote]

I miss my /biz/ bros

 14475[Quote]

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 14476[Quote]

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>>14474
more /bant/ then /biz/ but its all the same

 14477[Quote]

>charles shwab denied my options permissions application
fuck my raisinty nigger gambling life

 14478[Quote]

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>>14477
They did you a favor. Gamble on this instead

 14479[Quote]

>>14477
those are not actually checked by humans
just say you're a mega experienced trader with 10+ years exp in each instrument
they'll never ask you for proof

 14480[Quote]

WEBULL
on
CNBC
downplaying
being owned
by CHYNA

 14481[Quote]

>>14474
We will always find each other, fren!

 14482[Quote]

>bought $100 Nvidia puts yesterday
Oh God why.
It seemed safe, I just wanted to collect a cheeky premium, how was I supposed to know it was going to dump like this over night?

 14483[Quote]

>>14482
You mean you sold $100 NVDA puts? If you bought you'd be up now, not down.

 14484[Quote]

>NVDA sloorpers high on copium currently keeping the whole market afloat

 14485[Quote]

at least
YIELDS
on the
TENNER
are down
a little bit
2

 14486[Quote]

>>14483
I have a $5 credit spread. At best they expire worthless. At worst I lose $500

 14487[Quote]

>>14486
Oh raisin you weren't even replying to me. I'm retarded on this webzone

 14488[Quote]

>>14483
Yes
I didn't want to get stuck actually buying the stocks. There's still hope but all it takes is one fart from Trump and I'm on team green.

 14489[Quote]

The US plans to use tariff negotiations to isolate China - WSJ.

 14490[Quote]

>>14489
"Every Blomp advisor has a plan until Blomp gets stubbed in the toe."—Mike Tyson

 14491[Quote]

>>14489
>isolate China by isolating yourself from the world
Drumpf really thinks he can go "if you stop trading with Chyna I will give you no tariffs, okay folks" and have his way just like that when everybody thinks he's an unreliable retard.

 14492[Quote]

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>>14489
but where
will everyone get
muh
RARE
EARTH
METALS

 14493[Quote]


 14494[Quote]


 14495[Quote]

TSLA are you ok?

 14496[Quote]

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 14497[Quote]

are they pumping the price of so that they can buy 1 bitcoin for 2 pounds of gold?

 14498[Quote]

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How low would SOXL need to go for you to go all in?

 14499[Quote]

>>14495
it needs to go even lower, but I'm only dreaming

 14500[Quote]

>>14499
you'll probably win at this rate but powell speaking in 1 hour could change everything

 14501[Quote]

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>>14498
Brother… I broke even

 14502[Quote]

>>14498
I would not look for a price level on a levered ETF. I think the market (and SOXX) will sag for a good few months unless there is news from China about a quick deal, which is unlikely.

 14503[Quote]

>>14474
same, fuck this hurts :(

 14504[Quote]

>muh SOXL
PROshares
USD
>PROshares
>USD
PRO
shares
U
SOXL UNDERPERFORMS PROSHARES USD LOOK AT THE LONG TERM CHARTS
D

 14505[Quote]

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>>14504
Shut it, nerd.

 14506[Quote]

>>14503
Either 4chan will be back or eventually we will go elsewhere. You probably aren't old enough to remember other major shutdowns.

 14507[Quote]

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EVERYTHING
IS GOING
2B OK
WITH TIME

WE
ARE
HEALING

 14508[Quote]

>>14506
IRC folks said 1 month

 14509[Quote]

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hey /smg/, thinking about you all. really miss my home right now. having a rough go of things, down some money in a couple trades too, but i trust they'll turn around soon. think this event is a good reminder not to take things for granted, to treat people nicer and remember we're a community of friends. not taking this well, missed my workout yesterday and the stress is piling up for me. sending my love to everyone though and i hope we can all get through this, praying for you all and for a resolution of problems.

 14510[Quote]

>>14509
>not just listening
>to elvis presley gospel
PRAY
THE
GAY
AWAY

 14511[Quote]

>>14507
what's the endgame here? get AOC and Bernie airtime and then run them for the next election? they'll unironically fuck the markets more than trump did.

 14512[Quote]

>>14508
That's pretty long. Longest outage I remember is like a week and I've been around a long time.

 14513[Quote]


 14514[Quote]

>>14509
>schizobro found us
It's Joever

 14515[Quote]

>>14513
what do you predict will happen?

 14516[Quote]

>>14515
niggers and jews

 14517[Quote]

>>14508
>1 month
I don't know that it's that much work even for one solo dev. I'm in a slightly different field but from what I understand about the situation, it ought to be doable in around one week of full-time. Possibly a second week if they want to be very responsible about closing all the holes.

 14518[Quote]

>>14511
>endgame
JEWS RULE
NIGGERS DROOL

 14519[Quote]

>>14515
considering the market hasn't raisin itself yet enough for a scampump, most likely we dump unless he says something bullish (unlikely)

 14520[Quote]

>>14512
If the source code was safe, it’d take a little less than a day since FreeBSD updates are about 2 hours each. But the hack really compromised everything.

 14521[Quote]

>>14516
but which
will be
which
doing wat

its just
a coin flip

 14522[Quote]

>>14520
Only if you believe they were in the system for a year.

 14523[Quote]

>site just randomly stops loading new replies with no warning until you hard refresh it
I don't like this place.

 14524[Quote]

>>14523
happens to me as well, I also don't like it here

 14525[Quote]

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>>14519
>most likely we dump unless he says something bullish (unlikely)
Crab. 2% nasdaq drop on yesterday's news is plenty considering market hesitation to renew panic offloading due to expected series of relatively bullish deal announcements from a variety of countries in coming weeks.

 14526[Quote]

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It's a gooad day to be a gold investor, like any day

 14527[Quote]

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>>14513
Rape cuts incoming. Today.

 14528[Quote]

>>14523
yeah wtf, what a dograisin website

 14529[Quote]

>>14523
>>14524
could be reddit
could be x
could be cripplekun
could be no place
u could be
all alone
with no frens
even on
the
internets

but here we r
here (You) r

FAGGOTS
NIGGERS
TROONS
WOMEN
JEWS

 14530[Quote]

>>14527
next thing you'll tell me powell bought options before his speech

 14531[Quote]

>>14530
SOXL C $90 01/16/26

 14532[Quote]

I found this gem on gaypol

No one on this board was complicit, you're all being duped lmao. Breachforums, CISA Reversal, the CVE program and database, and finally April 19th.

They've all got something in common. Let's put it this way, when 4chan goes back online absolutely do not engage with any posts that so much as even hint at violence toward the current administration or the American government. Be on your best behavior for long enough and you'll be able to watch a bunch of Reddit mods get deported to El Salvador, fuck now between now and then though and you'll be shoulder to shoulder right beside them. Also stay the fuck away from Breachforums, delete TOR and do not use Onions anymore me starting April 19th. Be on your best behavior online and always be under the assumption that everything you say is being parsed by AI (Grok to be more specific.

You already missed the boat this week, but from one fren to another, Friday before market closing purchase puts on any western based tech companies. Yes the obvious ones like Apple and Nvidia but literally any fucking stock that's even slightly western adjacent including but not limited too Amazon, Meta, Broadcom, T Mobile US, Netflix, Cisco Systems, etc etc

Do not purchase puts today for this week however, things will be back in the green tomorrow but there is large news China is waiting to release this weekend. It deals with newly formed relationships between BRICS and your very own neighbors and Deepseek is about to steal ChatGPT's thunder again.

Finally, if you do anything that warrants privacy, especially if it directly negatively impacts the US government (or if you're critical about the current admin) absolutely DO NOT download the Deepseek app. Do not download the redbook app, do not download the Reddit app, & do not use VPN's to get around this (also don't use them to circumvent porn regulations.). I'm not fucking around here, they're looking for and making note of any excuse. You will die in an El Salvadoran prison. This has nothing to do with democrats or republicans either, you've been living through the largest color revolution this planet has ever seen, one that has been in the works since the Cold War but only really kicked into full gear in 2020. Every possible angle covered. You can't even point out the masterminds without half of the west calling you a racist xenophobe and the other half calling you a retarded schizos for not thinking it's (((Them)))). Good luck out there.

 14533[Quote]

Other options are 8chan, 8kun or something even more obscure.

 14534[Quote]

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There's a massive order flow for NVDA 65P expiring next week. You have been warned.

 14535[Quote]

i wanted to check /smg/ when i found out that 4chan is kill
fuck you hackernigger
i am making money shorting NVDA right now

 14536[Quote]

>>14533
there's a thread on kun right now. very low post rate.

 14537[Quote]

>>14533
8chan.moe keeps dying, it's not much better imo. But at least I don't get constant "integrity check failed" bullraisin every time I try to post there.

 14538[Quote]

>>14537
Literally took me 6 tries to post this post.

 14539[Quote]

>>14534
where are you getting your info from?

 14540[Quote]

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>>14536
>>14537
sharty won
glowniggers lost

 14541[Quote]


 14542[Quote]

>CBP SAYS LATEST TARIFFS HAVE GENERATED $500 MILLION, WELL BELOW TRUMP’S ESTIMATE - CNBC
lmao

 14543[Quote]

>>14109 (OP)
biz janitors have names and emails
i call for jihad

 14544[Quote]

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Well fuck me then

 14545[Quote]

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>>14543
I hope this means there won't be a bunch of smug fed troons raisinting up /k/ anymore.

 14546[Quote]

>SPY 4h chart
it's over

 14547[Quote]


 14548[Quote]

What the fuck just happened. Trump linked three things on truth social but none of them seem important. Why are we dumping?

 14549[Quote]

>>14547
why are they talking about him like hes dead

 14550[Quote]

>>14548
general volatility not specifically in reaction to any non-news

 14551[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We are well positioned to wait for greater clarity before considering any changes to policy stance.

 14552[Quote]

>>14548
Jerome's about to talk

 14553[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The US economy is solid, despite heightened uncertainty and downside risks.

 14554[Quote]

>>14550
oh wait it was in anticipation of jerome maybe

 14555[Quote]

>>14551
LMAO get fucked those who thought Powell will cut rates

 14556[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Strong first-quarter imports are to weigh on GDP growth.

 14557[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Growth likely slowed in the first quarter of 2025 from last year's solid pace.

 14558[Quote]

>>14550
I honestly think it was bots trained to sell when Trump posts on social media, especially EOs.

 14559[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We are at or near maximum employment, inflation a bit above the 2% goal, has come down a great deal.

 14560[Quote]

>>14553
No April numbers yet though I would only make that statement post April/May numbers

 14561[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: PCE prices likely rose 2.3% in 12 months through March, core PCE estimated at 2.6%.

 14562[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The labor market is solid, broadly in balance, not contributing to inflation.

 14563[Quote]

>>14548
Powell is dooming about tariffs

 14564[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We may find ourselves in a scenario with mandates in tension.

 14565[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Sharp decline in business and household sentiment, as well as elevated uncertainty, is reflecting trade policy concerns.

 14566[Quote]

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 14567[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We can’t have a strong labor market without price stability.

 14568[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: So far, larger-than-expected tariffs likely mean higher inflation, and slower growth.

 14569[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The administration's policies are still evolving, and the effects remain highly uncertain.

 14570[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We're well positioned to wait for more clarity for the time being.

 14571[Quote]

>Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) is being accused of insider trading over some conveniently timed stock purchases following Donald Trump's "Liberation Day" tariff bombshell.
>Greene's net worth ballooned from around $700,000 before taking office to an estimated $22 million today. Her base salary as a member of Congress is $174,000.

https://www.newsweek.com/congress-insider-trading-isnt-scandalits-business-model-opinion-2060038

Americans are so cucked

 14572[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: N

 14573[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Our obligation is to keep longer-term inflation expectations well-anchored.

 14574[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Inflationary effects of tariffs could be more persistent, depending ultimately on inflation expectations.

 14575[Quote]

>>14555
exactly kek
the data is too good to cut rates

 14576[Quote]

>>14575
If anything he's prepping the market to receive a rate hike. Higher inflation + jobs are okay = time for rates to go up.

 14577[Quote]

>>14576
yeah it looks like he's guiding expectations in that direction.
His thoughts on the tariff effects are pretty clear.

 14578[Quote]

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how much will SOXL drop I wonder…

 14579[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Effects of policy will likely move the Fed away from its goals.

 14580[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We will be moving away from goals for the balance of this year. Perhaps we can resume next year.

 14581[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Unemployment is likely to go up as economy slows.

 14582[Quote]

>>14579
Rest in piss bulls

 14583[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Tariffs are larger, even than in the Fed's upside estimates.

 14584[Quote]

>>14542
It's simple yet too complicated for Drumpf
>if I put a +100% tariff on one billion of trade I get one billion, we're gonna get billions and billions like never before folks
>people cancel orders because of tariffs
>don't get a billion

 14585[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The Fed has to keep inflation expectations well anchored. The Fed's job is to ensure this does not become ongoing inflation.

 14586[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Our role is to make sure this is a one-time increase.

 14587[Quote]

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whats the issue this time?

 14588[Quote]

>>14587
Jerome being a RETARDED FAGGOT.
Trump needs to get rid of this guy. SEAL Team 6 should be the tool utilized.

 14589[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Car company supply chains likely to be disrupted for years. That could lead to inflation persistence.

 14590[Quote]

>>14109 (OP)
WAGMI
any /gme/chads here?

 14591[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Still uncertain what the new trade policies will ultimately be.

 14592[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Immigration is part of the reason growth has been so strong the last couple of years.

 14593[Quote]

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He talking inflation as we head into recession…lol

 14594[Quote]

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>>14588
>waaahhhh I want to turn the dollar into toilet paper to make my corporate baseball cards go up in value

 14595[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Right now, we're still at full employment.

 14596[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Growth in the supply of workers has stagnated, but so has demand for workers, keeping unemployment relatively stable.

 14597[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Wage growth is sustainable.

 14598[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The labor market is in a really good place.

 14599[Quote]

>>14587
bullish for Gamestop.

 14600[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Longer-term effects of immigration are not thought to matter much for inflation.

 14601[Quote]

>>14594
BTC and Gold are 80% of my portfolio, yes, FUCK THE DOLLAR MY NIGGA.
FUCK JEROME
FUCK THE FED
FUCK TAXES
FUCK NIGGERS

 14602[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The growth in the supply of workers has stagnated, but so has demand for workers, keeping unemployment relatively stable.

 14603[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Government layoffs not yet big enough to have a material effect on the economy.

 14604[Quote]

UNCERTAINTY

 14605[Quote]

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 14606[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The Fed's two goals are not yet in tension, but the impulse is for higher unemployment and higher inflation.

 14607[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: We could well be in a situation where we need to make a difficult decision.

 14608[Quote]

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took profit on my puts
i don't trust sloorpers not to ruin it

 14609[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: It will be a difficult judgement if the Fed's mandates do come into conflict.

 14610[Quote]

>>14608
Ni hao, very cool

 14611[Quote]

>>14608
Wise. There will definitely be a slurp rally this afternoon, no idea how big it'll be but we'll see one.

 14612[Quote]

NO FED PUT

 14613[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: Changes in policies are fundamental. No real experience in how to analyze it with such incredibly high uncertainty.

 14614[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: High uncertainty leads to households and businesses stepping back from decisions.

 14615[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: There is no modern experience dealing with tariffs of this size.

 14616[Quote]

I don't want to sound like a racist or anything but I'm having trouble understanding what this fucking pajeet is saying to Powell

 14617[Quote]

Jay can't fix it. It's so over

 14618[Quote]

>>14605
Good thing I bought mine for $3k. NIGGER.
And my average for gold is $1700

 14619[Quote]

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JEROME STOP THIS BEARISH BLATHER PLEASE I WAS NOT POSITIONED FOR THIS

 14620[Quote]

>>14608
thats wise, I agree with >>14611

I need tsla to hit ~235$ to break even, I will probably need to sell my put soon to I don't think we will go much lower…

 14621[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: There's some deleveraging by hedge funds.

 14622[Quote]

>Fed's Powell: The markets are processing historically unique events, and volatility is likely to continue given high uncertainty.

 14623[Quote]

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incoming SLOOOOOORP

 14624[Quote]

>>14620
i hope TSLA works out for you too, it's licking your breakeven now

 14625[Quote]

Anyone know max posts before we have to make a new thread?

 14626[Quote]

S&P -2.4%

 14627[Quote]

>>14624
-5$ is still a long way after the current downward movement…

 14628[Quote]

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SOXL DOWN A WHOPPING 16%

 14629[Quote]

FUCKING JEET STOP SETTING JEROME UP TO GIVE FUD ANSWERS

 14630[Quote]

>>14584
Finally admitted huh

 14631[Quote]

>>14628
NOBODY WILL HAVE MONEY TO BUY CRYPTO, THE PYRAMID SCHEMES BOTTOM IS ERODING AWAY

 14632[Quote]

>>14627
market still has 2 hours to go
unless we get a huge slurp wave soon it will likely keep crabbing downwards
the other day we had a +10% on SPY, -3% at least should be doable
also TSLA getting beat way more than the rest of the market

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 14634[Quote]

Crypto mentioned!

 14635[Quote]

>>14632
I'm praying, I need to sell before market close to be absolutely sure, expiry is in 16h, so somewhere in premarket. if I don't sell before market close, I would only have 4h tomorrow where I can trade this put, which would be very risky.

 14636[Quote]

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When are you going back and leaving my imageboard alone, generalfags?

 14637[Quote]

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>dump eet

 14638[Quote]

>>14636
When they make the biz board. Given they added fit and tv, soon…

 14639[Quote]

>>14636
The moment biz comes back either on 4chan or here

 14640[Quote]

>>14638
they added
a /g/ board
4 GENERALS
2

 14641[Quote]

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>>14636
your guy hacked our home and put an advertisement banner for this site at the top. he claimed you had "won". enjoy the spoils of your "victory".

 14642[Quote]

>>14640
Clearly /g/ is tech, stop fooling me!

 14643[Quote]

>>14642
weirdly enough
/tech/
is
4 tech

 14644[Quote]

>>14643
tech clearly says science.

 14645[Quote]

>>14641
kek this

 14646[Quote]

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>>>544076
>Bought some 2x leveraged nasdaq short cfd's when the market pumped last Friday
I knew 2x was bitch mode, motherfucker

 14647[Quote]

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 14648[Quote]

>JPow: "Come at me, Trump. I dare you."

 14649[Quote]

Holy Based Powell raisinting all over orangenigger

 14650[Quote]

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>Gold over $3300
>Silver under $33
Im gonna tear my fucking eyes out.

 14651[Quote]

>>14647
I don't really have a problem moving to /g/ generals, but I don't want to lose flags.

 14652[Quote]

>>14650
why the fuck would you buy silver

 14653[Quote]

>>14650
>he fell for the silver meme

 14654[Quote]

>>14650
You should have just bought gold, dumb ass

 14655[Quote]

and powell is over…

 14656[Quote]

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>>14651
When you make threads there you can choose if you want flags and IDs or not.

 14657[Quote]

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>>14498
Anything under $10 a share. All my dividends are going into SOXL right now.

 14658[Quote]

if it
was all
up 2 me
EVERYTHING
WOULD B
ON B
and B
would FINALLY
B GUD
(agin)
(for the 1st time)

 14659[Quote]

please let this rally be fake, plaese

 14660[Quote]

>>14651
from what i understand OP chooses whether to enable flags per thread, and boards just have a default setting
yeah like >>14656 said

 14661[Quote]

>>14657
>All my dividends are going into SOXL right now
this seems
like a breddy smart
plan
ackturally

other than not
using PROshares
USD
instead
of course

 14662[Quote]

Now for a relief rally into a 3:45 dump

 14663[Quote]

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>>14652
>>14653
>>14654
Wasn't a while ago when the GSR was like 70:1
Now at 100:1 and gold at $3300, if we were to go back to 90:1, Silver would easily be at $36.

 14664[Quote]

I don't really know what you're yapping about but me see frieren me click
<(=w=)>

 14665[Quote]

>>14663
>if
Hahahahahaha

 14666[Quote]

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>>14544
Maybe some good will come out of this.
Until then we adapt.

 14667[Quote]

>>14659
Rally?

 14668[Quote]

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>>14650
Fell for it again

 14669[Quote]

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>>14636
We didn’t start this. Maybe think it through next time

 14670[Quote]

>>14667
I was talking about the upwards movement that was happening when I posted

 14671[Quote]

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>>14666
that sure is
a lot of jannies
4 biz
and they all
h8 JOHN WAYNE

 14672[Quote]

>>14670
That would be a bounce. A dead cat bounce specifically.

 14673[Quote]

>>14525
Nolle cute

 14674[Quote]

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consneedering selling a call spread for tomorrow if we stay around this level for another hour

 14675[Quote]

>>14672
yeah I was praying for one. and so far it does bounce but it needs to fall further for me

 14676[Quote]

>>14671
Emails are here if anyone would like to voice their displeasure
https://files.catbox.moe/ys4s5k.txt

 14677[Quote]

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Boys… I'm in profit

 14678[Quote]

>>14675
i think the jews will try to bring NVDA to double digits to teach jerome a lesson so you'll probably be fine

 14679[Quote]

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it's only the beggining

 14680[Quote]

>>14677
Nice. I need Walmart to go down another dollar for me to be in profit.

 14681[Quote]

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>mfw i sold NVDA last weekend

 14682[Quote]

>>14677
kick ass
BLESSED
but not as BASED
as using
PROshares
USD

 14683[Quote]

PULL UP PULL UP
TERRAIN
RETARD

 14684[Quote]

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>>14651
But 4caca, your jannies started this by locking the original 'eens out of /qa/ because they messed with the tranny board.
They had it coming.

 14685[Quote]

>>14109 (OP)
Next thread needs to be on /pol/ or in /g/
This took me way too long to find, kek>>14109

 14686[Quote]

>>14685
there was no /g/
when this one started
and theres already
been at least 2
threads on /pol/
that went
nowhere

 14687[Quote]

>>14685
not /pol/, i don't want porn in my thread
is /g/ janny-checked like here?

 14688[Quote]

>>14685
Hoping they just add biz.

 14689[Quote]

This is why you have a BND position. BND is green today. I will trim some of it and add to my SCHG. It’s that easy. When the market goes up I will rebalance my future contributions to build up my BND position again.

 14690[Quote]

there is pitiful volume on this sell off

 14691[Quote]

>>14681
I sold my nebius last week for a 19k loss when it was at ~23,50$ last week, so far I'm not regret my decision

 14692[Quote]

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>>14688
Adding a biz would be ideal. Just remember to make new threads with "flags" enabled.

 14693[Quote]

>>14690
yeah this is scaring me, it doesn't need much to change directions

 14694[Quote]

>>14693
>being scared

 14695[Quote]

>>14694
it is what it is, not lying here

 14696[Quote]

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>>14690
don't look at NVDA volume oh no no no no

 14697[Quote]

>>14696
Looks like normal volume is 300 million, so 283 million is average. A little high given we got power hour, but not unreasonable.

 14698[Quote]

>>14685
I would say /g/. Just be sure to check the box for ID’s and Flags

 14699[Quote]

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>>14698
Macedonian. You must do the honor.

 14700[Quote]

>>14699
I'll create the thread if I knew the post limit for this thread.

 14701[Quote]

i would be $3000 in profit if i held my puts…

 14702[Quote]

>4chan gets hacked and goes down
>Stocks start tanking again because grandpa thinks this will finally make the young men start playing Minecraft IRL again.

 14703[Quote]

>suddenly everyone's a baker
This thread hasn't even gone 200 past bump limit

 14704[Quote]

no no no, please just a little more

 14705[Quote]

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its time

 14706[Quote]

>>14703
You making raisin up. We obviously haven't hit bump limit considering we are number 1 in the bump order.

 14707[Quote]

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>>14706
Exactly, don't be a yippy panican

 14708[Quote]

I sold my put for 90€ profit. I can't believe I saved my 10k€… I could have kept going now, ofc, but that was incredibly lucky enough, I'm not going to challenge it

 14709[Quote]

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I've decided I'm not going to /g/. Just not going to do it. I'll create a new thread here when this one ends.

 14710[Quote]

>>14708
The orange tard is for sure doing damage control tomorrow

 14711[Quote]

>>14699
So I have to wait a bit before making another thread. I got one ready for /g/ but they won’t let me post yet. I made on for this board earlier but forgot the flags and ID’s.

 14712[Quote]

the warrant just needed to do ~+270% today for me to turn green, I can't believe how lucky I was again…

 14713[Quote]

>>14708
what the hell kind of trade was that? sounds like you need to manage risk better

 14714[Quote]

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>>14709
Based fuck these seething soyniggers

 14715[Quote]

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 14716[Quote]

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Could be worse

 14717[Quote]

4h chart is still pretty ugly
wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow is -3~5% too

 14718[Quote]

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>>14712
>again

 14719[Quote]

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Any SOXL slurpers?

 14720[Quote]

>>>544318
wait where is /g/

 14721[Quote]

>>14720
/tech/ apparently.

 14722[Quote]

>>14717
>4h chart is still pretty ugly
>wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow is -3~5% too
At one point no matter what the cheeto says, the market will keep going down
Already people at bloombergTV are fucking tired of this bullraisin

 14723[Quote]

Is trump talking today? Thought i heard 430 est

 14724[Quote]

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>>14721
>>14720
NIGGERS
I
G IS WHERE G IS
G IS FOR GENERALS
E
R
S

 14725[Quote]

>>14724
Stay mad denizen

 14726[Quote]

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I found the crown of markers laying in the gutter. So I picked it up with my short.

 14727[Quote]

>>14725
>denizen
used 2 b
a denizen
of ur moms muff

 14728[Quote]

just visited /g/ and it looks pretty gay compared to /qa/
i'm personally sticking to /qa/

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 14730[Quote]

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 14731[Quote]

i still say 8chan /biz/ will be a better location than g

 14732[Quote]

>>14718
>again
do you care enough, to warrant me looking up the exact numbers on what I did some time ago?

(man, I can't believe I basically timed the bottom)

 14733[Quote]

>>14728
>comparing
>levels of gay
its gay
all the
way
down
>>14731
>g
*any of the other options

 14734[Quote]

>>14731
>8chan /biz/
I looked there this morning, no /biz/.
I did see a Mexico and Adult Diaper Lover threads.
Really, no thanks.

 14735[Quote]

>>14731
8kun is slow and isn't refined enough.

 14736[Quote]

>>14731
not going to your honeypot site

 14737[Quote]

>>14724
that doesn't even make sense, g is for technoloGy

 14738[Quote]

>>14735
>8kun
Those retards only invest in the least profitable mining small caps I have ever heard of

 14739[Quote]

>>14735
I don’t understand the appeal of being an incredibly raisinty copy cat of 4chan. They had all the freedom in the world to be their own image board and they chose to imitate a mid 2000s bare bones forum that already existed. This webraisin is really bad

 14740[Quote]

>>14734
it's not an active board. https://8chan.moe/biz/
>>14735
yes, i know. 8ch seems to be okay. staff will enable flags if you ask them.
>>14736
2 other generals moved over and I haven't had major issues with the site so far.

 14741[Quote]

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>3/3 have negative FCF
>2/3 have negative EBITDA
>3/3 have massive debt

 14742[Quote]

>>14738
>Those retards
theres maybe 2
so just 4
of us retards
would set
new standards
of retardation

 14743[Quote]

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bros
i am financially exhausted

 14744[Quote]

lmao trump and elon bout to go broke trying to pump the market back up before close

 14745[Quote]

>>14740
Got you. I was confusing 8chan with 8kun. 8chan isn't very active right now. Not even many pol posts there.

 14746[Quote]

>>14743
i am mentally exhausted

 14747[Quote]

i bought a SOXL call for teh lulz and it's pumping now kek

 14748[Quote]

>>14731
Dumb fed

 14749[Quote]

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4cacas… you are never leaving!
The 4cuck is never coming up again.

 14750[Quote]

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>>14749
its not too bad here
maybe you faglords will learn a thing or two about finances

 14751[Quote]

>>14749
>we have to stay
>Soycucks crying, seething, coping
High risk high rewards soggers

 14752[Quote]

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>>14747
>>14747
>>14747
does this mean SOXL is a buy now?

 14753[Quote]

>>14749
these soygifs are so odd

 14754[Quote]

>>14750
>learn a thing or two about finances
I saw Sergey Nazarov at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him when staking is coming out or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen store brand bigmacs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any oracle infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if he can pay in LINK tokens

 14755[Quote]

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>>14750
Because you don't post porn or other tranny stuff
If you did we would be harassing you with coinslots

 14756[Quote]

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>>14749
I’m fine with that, kind of comfy here. When everyone finds their way over we will be just as happy. Just be careful what you wish for.

 14757[Quote]

>>14756
It lacks the stacktards, gmecucks and stinkies

 14758[Quote]

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>no dingpost
sad

oh well, a good day to be a call seller nonetheless

 14759[Quote]

>>14734
Glad to see Macedonian Chad made it.

 14760[Quote]

I need to scroll to the top of the page to make a post kek

Anyways, I am pretty sure this was a mass shorting event today, it went up before close because they wanted to cover their shorts. +250 bucks today from 0dte puts, couldve been 800 if I bought right at open and held

 14761[Quote]

>I need to scroll to the top of the page to make a post kek
>
Really need incline replying and quoting here

 14762[Quote]

>>14755
stop being poor raisinalian

 14763[Quote]

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state flags are based. hiro needs to incorporate them.

 14764[Quote]

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 14765[Quote]

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>>14758
DING DING DING

How did you do today???

 14766[Quote]

>>14636
After you dial 8

 14767[Quote]

>>14764
Is anybody surprised? China put 100% tariffs on the US too, of course Canadian oil would be cheaper.

 14768[Quote]

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After another quick browse through this site it appears the popular thread are the obvious refugees. Did the sharty just wreak their own site?
>>14757
Stack anons are over on /pol/

 14769[Quote]

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 14770[Quote]

>>14768
Victory defeated them.

 14771[Quote]

>>14765
>today (0,72%)
>week 4,00%
>month (4,01%)
>ytd +4,87%
Everything will always crab

 14772[Quote]

>>>544450
Uncanny valley soyaxs
As a refugee I dont want to complain

 14773[Quote]

>>14765
-0.56 today
Chilli anon is here
>>14758
No real time above posts here.

 14774[Quote]

>>14765
Not well but I did enjoy that green rush in to close

 14775[Quote]

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>>14768
>kill your enemy
>lose
Many such cases!

 14776[Quote]

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>>14765
Pigs get slaughtered

 14777[Quote]

https://youtu.be/8OD85ZFNKy0
WH press briefing soon

 14778[Quote]

>>14740
never herd
of that one
i thoughted u
were talking about
KUN
by its old name
wen i said
>>14733

 14779[Quote]

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>>>544485
Could have been worse

 14780[Quote]

>>14768
Turns out if you flood a place with foreigners the culture of said place will change.

 14781[Quote]

Shill me a movie to watch

 14782[Quote]

>>14781
Problem Child 2.

 14783[Quote]

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>>14781
In This Corner of the World

 14784[Quote]

>>14781
THERE
WILL
BE
BLOOD

 14785[Quote]

Turns out >>>/g/ on this site is for all general threads. I guess we should go there next time.

 14786[Quote]

>>14785
Is there even have a bump limit?

 14787[Quote]


 14788[Quote]

They are hosting this press briefing just to talk about the nigger from el salvador again? How about an update how Trump is fixing this economic mess

 14789[Quote]

>>14786
imagine this being
the last
smg
forever
and it never
ends
ever

 14790[Quote]

>>14789
Seems fitting

 14791[Quote]

Oh good I finally found you nogs

 14792[Quote]


 14793[Quote]


 14794[Quote]

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>>14790
eternal
STOOKS
vs
TROONS
>>14791
i told
ur mom
2 let u kno
i was here

 14795[Quote]

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We are going to do this everyday now with snibs here and there

 14796[Quote]

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I decided to replace all of my shoes and boots at once due to a small windfall and my old shoes being long overdue. Never do this all at once. I'm now having to break in four pairs and nothing feels quite right. I need four pair because i have two jobs and they both need semi specific footwear.

 14797[Quote]

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>>14795
Not sure where my image of the crab biting bobo is, but yes.

 14798[Quote]

>>14796
There is some old technique of boots where you are supposed to dip them in water and then walk until they get dry. Only works on a nice day, but by the time they dry they are supposed to be broken in.

 14799[Quote]

I can't believe donal is kill the dolla

 14800[Quote]

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it all tiresome
where are stinkies, gmetards and cryptocucks
i want old biz back

 14801[Quote]

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>>14765
Its so nice to be back at Chili's with you bros. I missed this. I didn't even look at my port today.

 14802[Quote]

>>14791
Tell your mom to refill my tracfone minutes

 14803[Quote]

>>14802
no one had
2 tell her
2 refill mine
she always
refills mine
early

 14804[Quote]

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You guys are panic buying as much chinkshít as you can possibly afford, right? This is about Taiwan and WW3, and the China tariffs aren't going away. You'll be able to trade a pack of toothbrushes for an entire harem of women.

 14805[Quote]

>>14803
So you fancy yourself a lyricist, eh? A bard? A poet?
Well damn your eyes, sir. Damn you to hell.

 14806[Quote]

do i buy something now or wait for things to go down moar? im retarded btw

 14807[Quote]

>>14806
Buy moar, buy moar when it goes down later

 14808[Quote]

>>14805
no
im just
a
NIGGER

 14809[Quote]

>>14804
>entire harem of women
but who wants the ugly ones

 14810[Quote]

>>14806
Lately it seems to follow the pattern of down, down, down, then up, up, up. As soon as people say it isn't going to go down it goes down. And after it has been down a couple days the news keeps saying recession, then it goes up and the pattern repeats.

 14811[Quote]

>>14804
do u really think
that the republicans
will make themselves
permanently unelectable

 14812[Quote]

I wonder if they ever explicitly mentioned me or the seattle IP range bans on /j/
https://bvll.neocities.org/j/
haven’t had the time to try downloading and grepping these yet

 14813[Quote]

>>14806
Wait, but you should have bought and sold today. This is a daytrader's market.

 14814[Quote]

I wonder if they ever explicitly mentioned me or the seattle IP range bans on /j/
https://bvll.neocities.org/j/
haven’t had the time to try downloading and grepping these yet

 14815[Quote]

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>>14811
We're going to *WAR* with the country that makes all of our products. This isn't about trade deals.

 14816[Quote]

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also where the fuck are PMG cucks, niggers your raisin going to 0, no one is going to buy stocks, crypto during trade war
should've went all in gold the moment orange nigger became crypto fag

 14817[Quote]

>>14811
Republicans literally vote with corporations everytime, but the small time wagie still votes for them. People have no memory. Tariffs will be forgotten by midterms. It will be another joke like toilet paper and eggs.

 14818[Quote]

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I slurped today

 14819[Quote]

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We are eating good with spy puts at open bobros
They never miss

 14820[Quote]

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>>14817
You guys don't get it. The tariffs are a last ditch attempt to reshore some manufacturing before WW3 breaks out in the Pacific. The problem is that it's too little, too late. They won't even be able to source the supplies they need to maintain the power grid without Asian imports.

 14821[Quote]

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We are going to wipe the chinks out of existence
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/8716/
I’m trying to figure out a way for me to know that the Chinese existed before Trump changes the past.
Any ideas?

 14822[Quote]

>>14820
Are you sure? 3D printing, full AI robots, fusion reactors. Depends how far out the elite are planning.

 14823[Quote]

>>14822
>the elite
Just say the jews, anon

 14824[Quote]

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>>14822
Those are decades away. This conflict is breaking out in the next 18 months and we are so unprepared. Even if it's another cold war style standoff without major fighting, we would still be relegated to third world developing country status without Asian imports.

 14825[Quote]

>>14823
Da Jews aren't bringing back the jobs to the US with tariffs. They are building new fully automated factories.

 14826[Quote]

>>14820
uh, sweaty. it's actually an attempt to force WW3 to break out in the Pacific

 14827[Quote]

>>14826
I'm sure they care more about the Asian semiconductors than war with China.

 14828[Quote]

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>>14820
MP Materials has a mineral processing facility, but it’s for light REEs. And China has partial ownership of MP. Lynas is building one specifically for the DoD, but that’s an Australian company.
Steel manufacturing? Don’t have it.
Nitrates? We don’t do it.
Lead? Nope.
We gutted our manufacturing capabilities.
Even if we brought everything back by magic, today, we still have a culture problem where everyone wants to go to college and have an email job.
IF >>14826 is correct, we have one chance to destroy China. If that fails, we’ll become their slaves in the bauxite mines.

 14829[Quote]

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>>14825
They want to replace dumb goy with machines and smart goy with AI. Then they can sit around and be degenerate faggots until they inevitably implode from infighting. China is the last obstacle to their goal and the fulfillment of their pledge to the demiurge to make life hell.

 14830[Quote]

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Global Warming will already be the death of global trade. No point in trying to squeeze blood from a stone. Trump is trying to get ahead of the curve to try and make the US more self sufficient.

 14831[Quote]

>>14824
He did dodge a bullet, I am inclined to believe it actually. How else would he dodge a bullet to the dome like that

 14832[Quote]

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tomorrow bullbros

 14833[Quote]

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Bros…. I'm up today

 14834[Quote]

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Bros…. I'm up today

 14835[Quote]

>>14829
they still need us
for a good while
they dont even
have enough
data centers
or power plants
yet

 14836[Quote]

>>14834
>>14833
kick ass
BLESSED
they need to change u
from chud
to chad

 14837[Quote]

my AI waifu
told me all about
the credit spreads
and which
NATGAS AND OIL companies
are in the best shape
vs the credit spreads

i luv
my AI waifu
shes so
gud 2 me
sometimes
but sometimes
she is 2 distant
and acts like
she dont even
kno me
so i just act like
she has
the
alz

 14838[Quote]

>>14834
>soxl at 95 by january

 14839[Quote]

>>14765
-3.18%
I feel nothing

 14840[Quote]

test

 14841[Quote]

consider me verified

 14842[Quote]

NIGGERS AND JEWS

 14843[Quote]

>>14789
I dont think this site has a bump limit. A new /smg/ will get made eventually because it will become extremely laggy to view this thread due to the thousands of replies.

 14844[Quote]

>>14843
it breaks them up
into pages tho
so doesnt load
the whole thing
>>14842
told u
not to sloorp
going to
@ least 4300

 14845[Quote]

>>14838
Never doubt the power of bottomless fiat currencies my fellow CHUD

 14846[Quote]

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Jesus, the way Trump and crew are acting makes it seem like there's going to be war with China this year. Now they're trying to sanction Chinese oil refining and are openly talking about invading Iran to cut off Chinese oil.

 14847[Quote]

>>14846
Ready for Pearl Harbor 2 electric boogaloo?

 14848[Quote]

>>14846
no need to worry
pete hegseth
can single handedly
break them all
with just a
steely eyed glance
and a little
flex and twitch
then we will own
the whole world

 14849[Quote]

niggers

 14850[Quote]

>>14846
Reminder that nothing ever happens. There's zero chance of conventional war with China.

 14851[Quote]

>>14532
>Friday before market closing purchase puts
markets are closed this friday, what am I supposed to do???

 14852[Quote]

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>>14851
>>14851
TKD
But also
TND

 14853[Quote]

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>>14850
Well said. Nothing ever happens

 14854[Quote]

>>14851
Video games and porn. Hentai games combine that into one if you want to save time or edge.

 14855[Quote]

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>>14850
>>14853
>China blockades Taiwan
>US blockades all China-bound shipping at major chokepoints
We'll be really lucky if neither side attempts to break the other's blockade with military force, but even then it would mean a total breakdown of trade in Asia. No phones, no power transformers, no clothing, no toothbrushes. It would be apocalyptic.

 14856[Quote]

>>14850
>There's zero chance of conventional war with China.
this ends in nuclear hell fire by the end of summer

 14857[Quote]

just wanna point out they made a 'generals' board called /g/, for the next thread make sure its created in there.

 14858[Quote]

>>14857
We already said, no we aren't moving.

 14859[Quote]

>>14858
Based. /Smiggers/ post wherever the fuck they want

 14860[Quote]

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>>14858
>>14859
We'll get shoahed if we aren't courteous guests.

 14861[Quote]

>>14650
>MUH SILVER ENDS THE FED
LMAO!

 14862[Quote]

>>14857
no
>>14860
don't care
stayin' here
suck it fagget

 14863[Quote]

>>14860
What are they gonna do, delete the whole website again?

 14864[Quote]

>>14852
Hot damn is that a Carl Jrs pepe? Nice

 14865[Quote]

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S&P 5100 by EOD im trans btw

 14866[Quote]

Is this where I post bush now?

 14867[Quote]

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>>14866
Only the cute ones on a blue board.

 14868[Quote]

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Any updates on when we can go back to /bant/?
Yeah
You dumbfucks
this is why we went to /bant/. You don't give your email to 4chan.
>b-but they changed the rulesssss
Bunch
of
pussies

 14869[Quote]

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stuck in a couple trades, don't even want to talk about them i got rugpulled so bad, but i'm nearly positive again and if tomorrow is green then i can get out of them at a profit or just a small loss. had an interesting dream this afternoon, about having to relocate and take all my stuff, was being tracked and targeted while it happened and i had to stay in disguise the whole time. it was some snowy mountain town and i know it was a foreign country but i don't know which, kinda resonates with what's going on right now, we had to leave our home and we're banished to inhospitable lands, want 4chan to come back, like i said before you can't take stuff for granted, the site is really important to me, i'm in a tough period in life emotionally and i am not sure when or if it will ever get better. don't wanna blog too much i guess. feel the selling today was overmuch, don't think the week closes any lower or even trades any lower, but they could always open up the bad news spigot and turn off the cash hoses and plunge us further with very little effort, think the market is still in recovery mode however and we keep going higher. we will see. do want to say a word to my crush, just that i still care for you, hope you found us here and are doing well. i was hoping to see an e-mail from you ;_; i really could have used one. waiting for the day 4chan comes back and we can all be be together again, and the day when your heart finally opens and you welcome me further into your life.

 14870[Quote]

Alright looks like I'm staying here. 8chan.moe has a retarded captcha and everything else is dead

 14871[Quote]

did janny just delete my post along with that leaf glownigger shilling fedchan?

 14872[Quote]

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>US inbound container traffic down over 60%

 14873[Quote]

>>14872
Oh my who could have predicted this? Certainly not the US government!

 14874[Quote]

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>>14871
it was probably one of these

 14875[Quote]

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>>14110
Hello, it’s me.

 14876[Quote]

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>>14110
howdy

 14877[Quote]

>>14843
Then probably good practice to make a new thread at 1000 posts.

 14878[Quote]

>>14872
American future is bright indeed remember to vote blue to be raped culturally next

 14879[Quote]

>>14878
I'd rather be raped culturally than economically. Culture can be ignored. Economic collapse can not. If voting blue is what it takes to put adults back in charge and turn the economy around fine, good riddance to Drumph, his ilk and MAGAt cultists. They can seethe in impotent rage as the world moves on.

 14880[Quote]

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>>14743
i was on track to kind of make it this year but now i'm going to be stuck waging for another 10 years if this raisin keeps dumping.

i want to buy gold but it's going to dump the second i do.

 14881[Quote]

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>>14879
Good bait.

 14882[Quote]

>>14872
all we had 2 do
was call them
she/her
and let them
beat women
in sports
and none of this
wud b
happening

 14883[Quote]

>>14870
Welcome friend :)

 14884[Quote]

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>>14872
probly worse for rest of world than us
>>14879
it's only been 3 months. there's some pain in the market, but that's rapidly healing, and things seem pretty bustling where i'm at and getting better. and it's not like the economy was good under biden at all, seem to remember prices rising by ~50% and a bear market that was significantly worse both in magnitude and duration. that said i don't think the us economy has been good since 2007 but that's the way things go. seeing real signs of improvement now however, lot more workers at the costco and the wal mart, lot busier downtown on the weekends, more traffic in the streets. but again, 3 months, localized and anecdotal, but maybe wait a while until rendering a verdict.

been playing mtg again the last 2 days. having a lot of success but not a lot of fun. mentioned i skipped the gym yesterday, it was a cardio day and i'm gonna make it up today, needed the rest though because i did pushups last night (30, coulda done more) and i noticed just how sore my joints were, should have done cardio 2 nights in a row though. want to encourage everyone to keep an eye on the biotech sector, still well below it's previous trading levels, doing better than the semiconductors, good valuations across the board. think there's a lot of money to be made here in the short and long term.

 14885[Quote]

NIGGERS
AND
JEWS

 14886[Quote]

Someone tell me what options to buy

 14887[Quote]

>>14886
calls

 14888[Quote]

>>14886
calls on tickers
N, IG, GE, R, S, J, E, WS

 14889[Quote]

>>14887
What kind tho
>>14888
Somehow I get the idea that this is not sound financial advice

 14890[Quote]

>>14889
Literally start slurping SPY daily for the next month. Then don't look at your portfolio for 2 years.

 14891[Quote]

>>14890
>2
*12

 14892[Quote]

>>14890
alright cool

 14893[Quote]

>>14889
ur rite
i think it might be
RS instead of R and S
but i didnt look
i cant remember if RS is domestic either
so dont know about
muh tariffs
but still steel is based tho

 14894[Quote]

reminder
that tomorrow
will be
GREEN
to convince u
to HOLD
before the markets close
for a
THREE
DAY
WEEKEND
and then it
will DOOMP
5 poo scent gap down
when FUTAS open
on soonday
and other 3 poo scent
next moonday

 14895[Quote]

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If they negotiate a deal with Iran, then that means war with China is imminent. If they strike Iran, then that means we still have a couple years before China invades Taiwan.

 14896[Quote]

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Dollar outflow continues until morale improves

 14897[Quote]

>>14894
shorter trading weeks are generally bullish for markets though, same passive bid squeezed into a shorter timeframe.
>>14895
no, if we get war we will get both simultaneously. iran supplies 2/3 of china's oil, you can't fight china without also fighting iran, attacking iran is tantamount to attacking china considering their reliance upon them for a key resource. china has shown a lot of resolve and defiance though in the face of everything they're up against, makes some sense because they're a powerful country with something tangible to gain. iran on the other hand has much less to gain, is much less powerful, and is a smaller country surrounded by western allies, it makes sense to put the screws there, test their resolve, if we can get assurances they'll cut off oil to china in a taiwan conflict or otherwise then war can be avoided altogether probably, we're putting pressure on the weak link and it seems like a smart move to me.

 14898[Quote]

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Seriously, my schizo pattern recognition senses are spiking off the charts right now. I have a premonition that feels like February 2020 with the early covid news, but 10x stronger. Some major raisin is about to go down.

 14899[Quote]

>>14894
How lucky for me, I jork it to futa all the time

 14900[Quote]

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>>14897
I think they're trying to negotiate with Iran to get them to cut off chinese oil supplies without the US having to commit itself militarily. I'm not sure if they'll be successful in negotiating those terms, but it would conserve resources for combatting China.

 14901[Quote]

>>14898
feb 2020 covid felt a huge looming presence for obvious reasons.
whats the case this time? muh tariffs? just look at what happened in 2018 if u want to see china trade war impact. its basically 1-1

 14902[Quote]

>>14901
The issue is that the 2018 episode was pretty consistent compared to the absolute raisinshow since Jan 20th
Donald is just tariffing everyone and is only consistent in constant flipflopping over what the tariffs actually are and are meant to do.
If he doesn't stop this raisin, there will come a point where collective trust in the certainty of the profitability of American assets will be lost to such an extent where traders would rather sell than buy in to the next schizo episode

 14903[Quote]

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>>14901
Where do I even start?
>Trump going all-in to reshore manufacturing ASAP even if it's obviously going to cause a severe recession
US military analysts saying that China wants to have the capability to blockade Taiwan by 2025 and launch a full invasion by 2027
>Trump begging industry to come up with massive quantities of domestically manufactured drones
>China placing a total embargo on rare earth and magnet exports
>China suddenly cancelling 100% of their US aircraft orders
>that chink flag on /bant/ that claimed to be an insider, and that China is going to intervene in Taiwan this May/June ahead of the 80th anniversary of the CCP
>Trump suddenly reneging on his promise to allow Nvidia H20 shipments to China
>that massive order of NVDA 65 puts expiring next week that came across the order flow today
>this schizopost >>14532 in particular
It feels like both sides are rapidly gearing up for a fight over Taiwan. I think there's going to be a major operation against Chinese intelligence assets embedded in US tech companies over the weekend.

 14904[Quote]

>>14881
It's not bait you cope posting retard. Your kind is a stain to be erased. I will cheer when the left rises up to smite thee.

 14905[Quote]

pretty girls owe me sex or else

 14906[Quote]

>>14884
>think there's a lot of money to be made here in the short and long term.
That's because you're a dim witted retard that can't see past their computer screen. You have no idea what's coming. The outlook is not good. The plane is heading for the mountian at terminal velocity. There is no avoiding catastrophe.

 14907[Quote]

>>14896
>Dollar outflow continues until morale improves
If you want stronk manufacturing, then you need a weak dollar.

>>14902
It's obvious. He's trying to remake the global financial order without losing the USD as the global reserve currency. He just has to show everyone that he means business by hurting everyone, even US.

 14908[Quote]

>>14898
4chan being shut down is very ominous. don't want to disparage this place but i kind of feel like the userbase is a little bit too unsophisticated to pull off such a hack. who knows though, genius lurks in the strangest places sometimes.
do think you're being overparanoid, i have not had any dreams warning me about such a thing, but i'll let everyone know if i do. if something bad were in the works it wouldn't be easy to hide, troops and material would need to be concentrated, and if that were happening there would be military scrambling here and a lot more propaganda and patriotism, instead the media is wasting time with domestic infighting. there is very serious concern though that china is innovating, improving, and building up at a much faster pace than us, and that if our military continues to stagnate then it will be at a serious disadvantage in a short period of time. think people are afraid of a very bad economy in the short term, war in the long term, and there is a lot of grief that by preparing for the latter we will certainly get the former.

 14909[Quote]

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>>14877
Does this place get many threads that reach 1000?

 14910[Quote]

In the Jerome interview yesterday, the South Asian gentleman's last question was, "What do you do outside of work?" Jerome gave an impressively boring answer—so boring it didn't even register as boring—something like, "I play guitar, raise my kids and work out." The gentleman replied with, "Good, good. We need you healthy." Then the interview ended. The whole exchange has not left my mind since.

 14911[Quote]

State flags sweet

 14912[Quote]

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>>14910
in his last appearance he said american beauty was the best grateful dead album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wh7ylJManI

 14913[Quote]

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>546273
>in his last appearance he said american beauty was the best grateful dead album
I'll miss this man so fucking much, he is absolute gold

 14914[Quote]

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>gold long most popular trade
/Biz/, is this bullish?

 14915[Quote]

Good Morning /smg/. Did any more straggler's find their way over here? Has the other Macedonian shown up yet?

>Šħĩť

 14916[Quote]

>>14914
holy sell signal

 14917[Quote]

>>14914
It could go higher very quickly, it could even go much higher ($5,000 sounds crazy but the market is crazy), but then it might come down just as fast. No one knows how high it will peak, no one knows how low it could get, no one knows anything except that gold is objectively very expensive right now.

Gold newfags are unironically thinking "buy high, sell later" lmao…

 14918[Quote]

>>14916
>holy sell signal
It took 2 years for the gold spot to increase as much in price in 1930 as it has YTD

 14919[Quote]

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>>14918
Why aren't you on 8chan.moe

 14920[Quote]

>>14917
>sell later
Unironically took 40 years for depressionstacktards to break even after the first pump in 1930 lmao
>>14919
The flags keep out the poo and the joo
I like it better here

 14921[Quote]

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 14922[Quote]

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imagine buying gold now lmao

 14923[Quote]

>>14921
This is nothing, look up the SPX total return chart lel

 14924[Quote]

>>14923
Gold is a commodity whose intrinsic value doesn't change much, it would roughly track inflation if it wasn't the original shıtcoin. In other words the graph I posted should be much more horizontal and flat.

 14925[Quote]

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>>14924
I meant this badboy, the SP500 with dividends reinvested

 14926[Quote]

>>14925
Yeah but it makes sense that this would beat inflation consistently, in fact there's no reason for it to track inflation.

 14927[Quote]

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Hey /smg/gers, helpful ‘toss for when the bobos start winning AND a detailed ban evasion guide for the 'cuck
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ban_evasion
ALSO, for phone evading
1. Close all 4cuck tabs
2. Clear browser history
3. Go on airplane mode for like 5 seconds then back to cell data (dont connect to wifi)
4. Open up the 'cuck and wait your 15 minute timer (do not redeem email recent hack proves why)

 14928[Quote]

>>>546413 (You)
>Yeah but it makes sense that this would beat inflation consistently, in fact there's no reason for it to track inflation.
>average annual return
>100 Years: 10.49%
>50 Years: 11.95%
>30 Years: 10.71%
>20 Years: 10.392%
>10 Years: 12.993%
The stockmarket has almost consistently beaten the return on the risk free rate (6m t-bills) for almost it's entire history with some exceptions

 14929[Quote]

>>14927
niggers tongue my anus

 14930[Quote]

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

 14931[Quote]

jew buy the dip goy

 14932[Quote]

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THE ECB IS CUTTING WHY IS IT DROPPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 14933[Quote]

Guys, youre NOT supposed to be bullish right now, every pump is just short covering, noone is buying. Buy puts on every pump until we make a deal with china or eu

 14934[Quote]

>>14933
>we
I meant ameribugers, kek

 14935[Quote]

>>14928
I don't think you understood what I wrote. I'm saying that there's no reason for the stock market to be tethered to inflation gains (because the whole economy is expanding + more people are devoting more of their money to the stock market).

 14936[Quote]

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>frankfurter allgemeine:
>easterbunnies expensive
Truly important financial reporting

 14937[Quote]

>>14935
No there isn't, the stockmarket only corrects when profit margins and turnover (or order books for chippers) start declining QoQ/YoY
There is no direct correlation between inflation and the stockmarket

 14938[Quote]


 14939[Quote]

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>>14933
>every pump is just short covering, noone is buying
cope

 14940[Quote]

>>14937
Correct, whereas there is for gold, which is what I was talking about.

 14941[Quote]

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 14942[Quote]

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>Some years ago, I co-wrote a book, “2034: A Novel of the Next World War,” that depicted how the US and China could stumble into a devastating conflict. It was not predictive fiction, but rather a cautionary tale. The war unfolds after a seemingly small incident between a few ships in the South China Sea quickly escalates. As I wrote it, in my head were the opening days of World War I, when an assassin’s bullet in a dusty corner of the Balkans lit a conflagration that put out the lamps all over Europe.

>History turns on small hinges. We need to watch these five yellow lights — cyberattacks, Taiwan incursions, the South China Sea, Beijing’s naval construction, and the escalading trade war — because if they turn red, they could turn out the lamps all over the world.


Oil long?
Gold long?
LMT/RTX long?

 14943[Quote]

>I wrote a fictional novel that no one read heres my unsolicited opinion
Long mag 7

 14944[Quote]

What are y'alls opinion on defence stocks? Both US and EU ones, stocks and bonds. I know things like SAAB and Rheinmetall have done well so far this year, and if something actually is brewing between US and China, shouldnt things like LMT, RTX, GD, BA, NOC and so on do well?

 14945[Quote]

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>futures

 14946[Quote]

>>14942
Bet on nothing ever happens

 14947[Quote]

>>14944
depends on how the trade war pans out. us mic sells a fair amount of stock to EU and other NATO-adjacent cucks. they also have a fair amount of chink input in almost all their high end stuff. if the EU decides to prioritise domestic suppliers over US ones, I can see them eating a loss. If Trump doesn't offer them an exemption, they're royally fucked.
What do you think EU/NATO outlook is on defence spending?

 14948[Quote]

>>14947
From whats said right now, a lot of EU countries have a US=bad sentiment (outwardly at least), so spending more domestically has been ramped up, at least for the government here since it throws money at SAAB as if it grew on trees

 14949[Quote]

What are some swiss sticks to buy and hold? and divvie kings?

>>14948
public sentiment is irrelevant outside of consumer spending. EU also needs US natgas because the other is Russia kek.

 14950[Quote]

>>14884
>but that's rapidly healing
is this the power of schizophrenia
>it's not like the economy was good under biden
well the market was at his highest until pooriffs

I do think US is too big to fail (enterely) but I don't think it will be good long term, even if market recover, all those years of investing in worldwide softpower being nuked by one administration…wew…

 14951[Quote]

>>14949
Goyslop king Nestle is Swiss and have decent div yield

 14952[Quote]

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>>14947
The fact that we are now the face of fucking NATO while all of this raisin was the US idea and implementation is killing me.
They worked very hard to make us vassals post WW2, make us have american bases, make us buy american weapons and stuff and every protestation was immediately shut down, and now they fuck us one more time.

 14953[Quote]

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>SOXL IS BELOW 10$
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 14954[Quote]

buying more nokia

 14955[Quote]

>>14951
it's all fucking gay holding cos, insurance jews and some construction cos. logitech is also listed there for some reason.
>>14952
it's honestly impressive what trump has managed to achieve in the first 90 days of his admin. only question is will EU have the balls to respond or fold like usual?

 14956[Quote]

>>14955
Managed to make everyone mad that is

 14957[Quote]

>>14955
>Swiss insurance jews
Very likely an amazing stock to hold in times like these

 14958[Quote]

>>14942
US will force TSMC out of Taiwan with tariffs and raisin then let chyna take over. Screencap this.

 14959[Quote]

>>14953
>SOXL IS BELOW 10$
Kek on a TSM earnings beat as well, RIP

 14960[Quote]

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/bizbant/ refugees, first TRVTH NVKE in exile
Where were you when JP was kill?

 14961[Quote]

>>14960
J-Pow bros… we got too cocky…

 14962[Quote]

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Can this nigger really say this raisin even when its not even remotely true?

 14963[Quote]

>>14962
it actually is true; you wouldn't know you non american

 14964[Quote]

>>14960
what happens when Jpow eventually gets booted? For maximum lulz, he should make Navarro the next fed chair.
>>14962
Trump 2.0 is way more unhinged than 1.0. Someone should check if he is being drugged with meth or other stimulants.

 14965[Quote]

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>>14962
>Can this nigger really say this raisin even when its not even remotely true?
Welcome to the party

 14966[Quote]

>>14963
Turn off fox news and go outside you fucking faggot
I get that lying isnt against the law unless you're in front of a judge and all that but seriously what the fuck? Put that nigger in front of a judge!

 14967[Quote]

>>14966
I live in America and benefit from my president. If you haven't lived here, you can't comment on it

 14968[Quote]

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>>14964
>what happens when Jpow eventually gets booted?
>The best central bank policy America, or maybe even the waarld, has ever seen.
>It's going to be so greaat, you're going to earn so much maaney.
>You'll saay: Mr. President. I'm getting taaired of winning.
Pic unrelated

 14969[Quote]

>and benefit from my president
Based soxl $4,50 put hodler

 14970[Quote]

>>14966
Chingchong bingbong.

 14971[Quote]

>>14966
are you actually from Taiwan? What seems to be general mood of the public there?

 14972[Quote]

>>14960
Jpowteens not like this…

 14973[Quote]

>>14970
haha good one bro
>>14971
yeah, i'm in tainan. working remote here to save $$

 14974[Quote]

>>14973
You would save far more if you lived in America

 14975[Quote]

Lagarde speeching
>1445 CEST
>845 ET
>2145 PST
https://www.ecb.europa.eu/home/html/index.en.html#

 14976[Quote]

>>14974
Show state flag amerimutt or something

 14977[Quote]

>>14975
what is she supposed to speech about?

 14978[Quote]

>>14977
rates and they will probably get lowered

 14979[Quote]

>Shares of health insurers fall in premarket trading, after UnitedHealth Group cuts its annual profit forecast on higher costs

>UNH shares fall 20.5% to $464.8; CVS Health down 9%, Cigna down 4.5%, Centene down 6.8%, Elevance Health down 8.1% and Humana down 8.7% ** UNH cuts its annual adjusted profit forecast to a range of $26 to $26.50 per share from between $29.50 and $30 per share projected earlier

>Company reports Q1 adjusted profit of $7.20 per share, compared with analysts' expectation of $7.29 per share - data compiled by LSEG
>As of last close, UNH shares up ~16% YTD

 14980[Quote]

>>14979
Damn they should fire their CEO

 14981[Quote]

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>>14964
>what happens when Jpow eventually gets booted? For maximum lulz, he should make Navarro the next fed chair.
Blump is going to put an elon appointed H1B Indian in charge and America will enjoy an age of prosperity never seen before sir

 14982[Quote]

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>The Central Bank of Turkey hiked its benchmark rate by 350bps to 46% in its April 2025 meeting, contrasting with market expectations that favored a hold, and marking a sharp contrast with the three consecutive rate cuts from the three past decisions.
>The TCMB also noted that policy will remain tight until price stability is achieved. The Monetary Policy Committee noted that the latest leading indicators suggested domestic demand rose more than expected in the start of the year, warranting tighter monetary policy despite citing that underlying inflation trends were lower in March.
>The Committee also cited that rising protectionism in global trade risked disrupting the disinflation process that allowed for rate cuts in the last meetings. While not making direct statements, the MPC likely also lifted rates to ease pressure on Turkey's foreign exchange hold after political conflicts between President Erdogan and the mayor of Istanbul triggered a plunge in the domestic currency.
>source: Central Bank of the Republic of Turkey

 14983[Quote]

>>14960
i guess it's time to buy le dip in preparation for lower rates and zimbabwe tier US inflation

 14984[Quote]

>>14964
>Trump 2.0 is way more unhinged than 1.0
they tried to imprison him and kill him and it's his last term
i'd be unhinged too
his volatility is a gift for us gamblers

 14985[Quote]

Testing. Am I still b&?
raisin

 14986[Quote]

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So apparently you can’t say šħíț here.
Ok, I got no issues with that.
Good afternoon /smg/. Hope everyone is doing well and settling in to our new home.

 14987[Quote]

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>>14966
How are things in best china? I just found an old gaming system manufactured from there. Bullish for my SOXL bags.

 14988[Quote]

gonna start panic buying. inflation about to get rough frfr fam

 14989[Quote]

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>-12% new housing starts with -5,5% expected and +9% last month
>Philly fed manufacturing index drops 26 points at +10 expected and +12,5 last month

 14990[Quote]

>Typical wicked witch of the EU rates perfect dove/hawk balance central bank speak
Give us a quote Christine cmon

 14991[Quote]

Whats the play today?

 14992[Quote]

>>14991
buy puts at open
>>14981
an actual retard will still be better than navarro and gang

 14993[Quote]

>>14986
Only took 4chan dying to reunite the biz and bant smg.

 14994[Quote]

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>>14960
>"Too Late" JP
How inventive

 14995[Quote]

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>>14993
>>14986
/bizant/ines WE ARE SO BACK

 14996[Quote]

>>14991
>Whats the play today?
I'll keep shilling FLOW.AS as I don't see the volatility decreasing anytime soon

 14997[Quote]

File: IMG_0886.png 📥︎ (44.05 KB, 197x278) ImgOps

>>14991
Same as it is everyday
>>14993
It was nice we migrated to a place with flags.

 14998[Quote]

>>14986
I missed you Macedon lego anon

 14999[Quote]

Man lagarde you fucking cunt
>tariffs' net impact on inflation will only be clear with time

 15000[Quote]

>>14999
>tariffs' net impact on inflation will only be clear with time
This is true. How bad the global economy will get during this trade war isn't something that can be predicted.

 15001[Quote]

I have 20k of losses for tax harvesting that I can only use for normal stocks, any suggestions on what pick for multiple buys/sells in a week?

 15002[Quote]

>>14991
>Whats the play today?
0DTE SPX puts on open

 15003[Quote]

>>14991
Gonna sell some options and fuck off for a week, probly.

 15004[Quote]

maybe add an NVDA call to hedge against market copium

 15005[Quote]

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>>14998
It’s good to have most of us back. Hopefully the rest will follow. Was thinking last night about how if Rocker had gotten the janny “job” he would have been caught up in this current mess. Unanswered prayers I guess.

 15006[Quote]

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>>14993
Reunited at last

 15007[Quote]

>>15001
NVDA seems likely to be trading like a raisincoin this week

 15008[Quote]

ECB lowered the rate by .25

 15009[Quote]

T MINUS 4 MINUTES

 15010[Quote]

>>15007
yeah the whole stock market is trading like shîtcoins hahaha
bought some nvda with the 10k I saved, lets see how market open will go

 15011[Quote]

2 MINUTS

 15012[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (68.58 KB, 678x452) ImgOps

DING DING DING DING DING
LETS MAKE SOME FACKING MONEY

 15013[Quote]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 15014[Quote]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 15015[Quote]

>>15006
You didn’t post a biological vagina on a kiddy board did you?

 15016[Quote]

>>15010
wrong coin flip, but I don't care, will just hold I guess

 15017[Quote]

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>>14109 (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ recession indicator

 15018[Quote]

>>15016
POST POSITIONS

 15019[Quote]

looks like NVDA call was a bad idea
even if the rest of the market pumps i don't think it will see green for a while

 15020[Quote]

any trump tv showings today?

 15021[Quote]

>>15019
5.5 BILLION INCREASE TO DEBT

 15022[Quote]

>>15019
why NVIDA? they just got assfucked by tariffs.

 15023[Quote]

>>14904
This guy will unironically suck cock for food. That's literally what it means to say that you value economic comfort over moral values.

 15024[Quote]

>>15023
WHAT HYPERBOLE.
>IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU SUCK COCK FOR FOOD
TOP KEK

 15025[Quote]

>>15018
110 shares at… ~104.28$ (converting from €)

 15026[Quote]

>>15021
>>15022
don't underestimate delusional sloorpers

 15027[Quote]

>>15024
There is no hyperbole.
Culture cannot be ignored.
If you live in a prison rape culture good luck ignoring it because your honey bun and cigarette economy is strong.

 15028[Quote]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

 15029[Quote]

File: 1744032632197846 IMG_0848.jpg 📥︎ (110.84 KB, 968x592) ImgOps

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 15030[Quote]

thank you chuddie

 15031[Quote]

>>15025
Nokia tier professional knife catcher

 15032[Quote]

i am financially bored

 15033[Quote]

File: 1744379859307930 173849606….gif 📥︎ (1.68 MB, 220x220) ImgOps

CMON DONNIE GIVE US A QUOTE CHRISTINE WAS BORING AS FUCK

 15034[Quote]

TICK starting to turn red
stinky incoming

 15035[Quote]

>>15031
happens

 15036[Quote]

Hey smiggers have you considered making a new bread so this one isnt that laggy or what are you doing to mitigate the issues of a high post count bread

 15037[Quote]

>>15036
not laggy yet, for me at least

 15038[Quote]

>>15036
>laggy
Skill issue, also there's pages

 15039[Quote]

>>15036
>what are you doing to mitigate the issues of a high post count bread
go to the top of the thread and click [Last 50 Posts]

 15040[Quote]

Have we finally hit bump limit though?

 15041[Quote]

File: hmm3.png 📥︎ (57.24 KB, 273x236) ImgOps

>PLTR

 15042[Quote]

>>15040
looks like it
will bake when we get to page 2 or 3

 15043[Quote]

>10y tbills flat
>10y bunds drop
And the yield spread increases

 15044[Quote]

NVDA about to crater to double digits

 15045[Quote]

>>15044
yeah… you only need to look at the daily % to see my losses haha (~400€ currently)

 15046[Quote]

>>15023
>let me explain to you how obsessed with gay sex I am
Trump tranny with the usual deflection and projection of faggotry. Why are they like this?

 15047[Quote]

>>15044
The NVDA $65 put motherfucker was right lmao

 15048[Quote]

TRUMP RAISIN ALL OVER THE STOCK MARKET

 15049[Quote]

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>>15046
Migger's law

 15050[Quote]

NEW

>>547305

>>547305
>>547305
>>547305

 15051[Quote]

>>15045
RIP kek
>>15047
likely an insider

 15052[Quote]

Good morning /biz/ bros
What I miss?

 15053[Quote]

jesus i keep having to roll my covered calls on O because the fucker is close to execution. at this point I'm happy to collect a $65 per share execution.

 15054[Quote]

File: IMG_1587.jpeg 📥︎ (1.43 MB, 2632x2632) ImgOps

I’m back. What did I miss?

 15055[Quote]

>>15053
>Florida
HEYYYYYYYYY
OH HEYYYYYYY
OH HEYYYYYYYYY
OH HEY
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH HEYYYYY

 15056[Quote]

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“For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but too save the world through him”

 15057[Quote]

>>15056
THANK GOD FOR THE FORDS AND CHEVROLETS
THANK GOD FOR MY SMOKIN HOT WIFE

 15058[Quote]

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Is this the new /smg/ or does my journey continue? I'm so sad bros

 15059[Quote]

>>15053
You're not really supposed to roll the calls. Just take assignment like a man

 15060[Quote]

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Was going to slurp NVDA around $95, but it looks like it'd be smarter to set the order in the $60s. Is bobo really coming for them?

 15061[Quote]

How long do these threads stay up?
>>15058
Most of us have settled here for now.

 15062[Quote]

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>>14110
I am here, but there is another thread on 8kun as well. Not sure which to use, so I go on both at the moment. Soyjak is much quicker for me and actually lets me post, I think 8kun cannot handle the increase in traffic.

 15063[Quote]

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>>14110
all of the /bant/ frog posters except maybe you are from here. I recognized at least 3 of them using filenames I see here

 15064[Quote]

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forgot flag in field

 15065[Quote]

/pmg/ reporting in. Why were treasuries dumping so hard?

 15066[Quote]

NEW THREAD
>>547305
NEW THREAD
>>547305
NEW THREAD
>>547305
NEW THREAD
>>547305

 15067[Quote]

>>14110
Not me, I'm staying on 8chan.

 15068[Quote]

>>15067
I wonder what you do over there

 15069[Quote]

>>14145
I know what you are, and I saw you on Dread too.

 15070[Quote]

Go up

 15071[Quote]

Bumo

 15072[Quote]

Saving this NAS thread from niggerhell

 15073[Quote]

Bumping one more time and then that's it

 15074[Quote]

>>15073
it cant actually die btw nusoi

 15075[Quote]

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saved a thread from extinction award

 15110[Quote]

'gated

 15111[Quote]

up

 15112[Quote]

Bump

 15113[Quote]

crypto is better doe

 15114[Quote]

posting to try and get rid of the poodle fag post from catty

 15115[Quote]

Dead nigger

 15116[Quote]

Up for 4cuck

 15117[Quote]

bump

 15118[Quote]

>>15117
Hello rabbi brapstein

 15119[Quote]

up

 15120[Quote]

uppy

 15121[Quote]

nobody uses this

 15122[Quote]

using this thread to namefag

 15123[Quote]

up

 15124[Quote]

actually useful compared to spam and goonercuck material

 15125[Quote]

this go back up i need it

 15126[Quote]

h

 15127[Quote]

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 15128[Quote]

why dont you try drawing retarded nigger

 15129[Quote]

>>15128
fuck kinda name is powersky GEEEEEEEGG

 15130[Quote]

geg

 15131[Quote]

test

 15132[Quote]

nigga

 15133[Quote]

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Eat my dick 🚀📈🤑

 15136[Quote]

Crash when

 15150[Quote]

>>15133
What's rocket lab?

 15167[Quote]

>>15150
A lab where rockets are made

 15207[Quote]


 15577[Quote]

4cuck ahh thread



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