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I hired a Japanese dominatrix in March, 2024
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>>33094 (OP)I used to post 'zellig yes i was a zellignigger
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>>33097This was written by chat gpt
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>>33094 (OP)i cried over george floyds death
№33100[Quote]
>>33095she is a semi popular JAV actress as well, you may have gooned to a woman who a soyteen has done sexual acts with.
№33103[Quote]
>>33100You should’ve killed her right after
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i samefag on all my threads to keep them up on the log for as long as possible
№33106[Quote]
I’m a gigger
№33107[Quote]
>>33103Why would I do that? I could never bring myself to hit a woman instead I pay them to hit me
№33112[Quote]
>>33100tell us xhis name NOWWWWW
№33113[Quote]
>>33109genuinely asking, how do you even do that
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I jerk off to ai chat with cartoon characters every night
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I occasionally clop
№33119[Quote]
I stole some chocolates from an canteen when i was young
№33121[Quote]
>>33117I actually believe you given the volume of ponyniggers on the Sharty GEEEEG
Kys btw
№33122[Quote]
>>33094 (OP)your a faggot
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I have a crush on a pooner
№33126[Quote]
>>33117who doesn't or something
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>>33124Vantablack ya kuch aur and oreos
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>>33123I am friends with a pooner
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>Confess your sins
No
№33140[Quote]
>>33094 (OP)I post htsm threads talking about soyteens hating cute mecia geg
№33142[Quote]
make one of those strawpage confession things so people will confess REAL sins that'll get them banned if they posted here
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I use normie social media because I don't want to cut myself off from my friends just because the people on the bald men with glasses website told me to
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I don't really wanna confess anything incase i get banned for wordfilter but i got groomed by a… Bad group of people when i was younger, not into sexual stuff but they were much older and doxxed kids for fun, i escaped from them once i realized how fucked they are
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>>33143Nusoyim don't know about how gigaposting works…
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>>33143I look like and say that o algo
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Once I got too angry and slapped my mom in the face. It was a long time ago when I was a little kid but I regret doing it up to this day
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>>33145Blud got groomed by the troll police 💀
№33157[Quote]
>>33153someone do this now with another thread
№33158[Quote]
Most of my threads are just me samefagging until I get bored
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>>33142Will be flooded with pedos award
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>>33150Yeah. They were a massive group with connections to pretty much everything with like a thousand aliases. I was a dumb kid back then like five years ago, one of them ratted me and was doxxing me. Im still kinda scare
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>>33156No, i was never that stupid but i met some guys off of lego ripoff game
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>>33161blud got groomed by bloxniggers
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Ngl pretty much all of these are tame as hell, the last thread like this had people confessing to fucking selling drugs to crackheads and shit
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in my threads sometimes in the replies i'd be a frognigger saying blatantly wrong stuff so i could get more reppeys
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i tried to buy drugs off archetyp (a dark web drug selling site) before it shut down but was too lazy to get past the pgp thingy
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>>33164We're too autistic to do that or something
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>>33164Maybe because the confession in the op is tame
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i ate my own shit once cause i was bored
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>>33138I'm taking that shit to the grave (unless i change my mind)
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>>33171I'm not a fucking fed you dumbass fuck off
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>>33142im gonna try to make one with chatgpt right now o algo
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i had oral intercourse, with an indian. And no this is not a sick joke or some nigger bait, this indian twink gave me a bj
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>>33176nigga it's a strawpage it isn't that hard
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Not really a confession but last night I dreamt I was friends with a black guy wearing a balaclava who was caught stealing shit
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>>33173This site’s anonymous don’t worry
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>>33177Indians twinks are a thing? That sounds terrifying
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>>33169>>33178this shit unironically glows do NOT go on there teens o algo
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Im so fucking scared of being caught for this so i'm using a vpn but around 2 decades ago me and some random kid were playing around in the woods until i decided i was bored and killed him. I realized what i did so i genuinely hid the body
im still scared of it ever resurfacing again and no im not lying
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>>33188shit that never happened award
№33192[Quote]
>>33187it glows because you have to make an account for all i know to post shit
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>>33188GEGGGGGGGGG ?????????
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>>33192you don't need to make an account i just posted
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>>33188going to my list of real things that happened and were not made up and actually happened and that did occur and oreos
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>>33188GEEEEEEG WHAT IS THIS
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>>33188Ts did NOT happen 😭💔💔✌️✌️🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
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>>33188me when I have to kill my friend cause I'm bored:
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>>12408974
can you make it so that others can see it
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>>33182In highschool finals there was a short guy i did not notice at first, but then i got a message from someone three days later. He asked to hangout and blow some petards in the forests, i agreed since it was always fun and legal in my country. This nigger was clingy af and i just went with it
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>>12408974
post another thread brah
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>>33188describe what you did the day you killed him in less than 2 minutes or it didnt happen
№33206[Quote]
I'm built for big alien cock
№33207[Quote]
>>33205Do this or else your pants are on fire
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I gave my cousin head until I was 14 im trans btw
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>>33095thats aryan shemmybrap
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>>33189Ok, so the kid is white and we went into the woods after getting out of school. It happened in eastern europe in 2007
i still see the parents from time to time and im scared and sad. i was deranged back then
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>>33213how did you hide the body
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>>33188soyteen confesses to murder award
№33218[Quote]
>>33217real murder btw that happened and wasnt made up im trans btw
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>>33216yeah as a kid it would be quite the task to hide a body
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>>33213Nigga tell us more, that doesn't cut it
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>>33216in a random hole, hid it with leaves and a small fallen tree nearby
№33222[Quote]
When I was a nu nu nu nu soi I thought that "ytboi" meant "youtube boy"
№33223[Quote]
>>33221Send us all of the proof you have that this happened, literally all of it
№33224[Quote]
>>33221go back and check if he's still there or whatever
№33225[Quote]
>>33221How tf do you find a small hole and cover it with leaves and trees do you mean a ditch
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>>33221that would get found in a week stop making shit up nigga and confess your real sins, we know you gooned to soytan
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>>33224i cant without being distraught and puking. im sure the wildlife ate him at this point its been 2 decades
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>>33188Guys imagine if someone reports this shit to the feds and they shut the website down. It would be kinda kino o algo
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>>33226i used to think during the pandemic that masks and fauci vaccines were le good because wholesome youtubers told me that they were, and tried convincing my parents to wear them
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>>33228Liar liar pants on fire
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Every 2 minutes, a child disappears in Europe.
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>>33234how much in india?
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>>33232geg same but i became chuddy in 2023
№33238[Quote]
>>33177better than the other way around
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I one time stole a cookie from the cookie jar when i was 7
№33242[Quote]
>>33240OMG QUOTE BAN HIM OH MY GO DGOMDOGMDOG WTOFT WHY WOULD YOU FONCONESS OTNTO TAT ON THE SHARTY OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
№33243[Quote]
>>33226The video is related, actually
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>>33241NOOO GUUYS IM SORRY
№33246[Quote]
I use cord but only to talk to friends who use nothing else, i never join any servers just use the friend and group chat feature
№33249[Quote]
>>33246i actively talk in some cord servers
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>>12408974
post what you got sent
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>>33249NOT SOYJAK RELATED DOE DONT BAN ME IM JUST A USER OF THEIR SERVICE
№33252[Quote]
>>12409094
>first confession
OYYYYY
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>>12409094
First confession is wild
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>>33247not as bad as the anime.. jesus christ i still have trauma
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>>12409094
marge where is this frim
№33257[Quote]
>>33247when i was 11 i was obsessed with anime for some reason and my friend told me to watch boku no pico (literal 'p hentai) and i thought it was really funny because i didnt understand what was happening
№33259[Quote]
>>33232i still think the masks and fauci vaccines were le good lol
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of course its gonna deleted on the spot FUCK
№33264[Quote]
>>12409152
gem post more
№33265[Quote]
>>12409094
itt we speculate who the first confession was
№33266[Quote]
>>33260I think a guy confessing to being a bannedfarms janny
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>>33266no that's still up
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I look at one of my friend's ass when he isn't looking because he's got a great ass
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>>12409204
These ones are lame as shit, post the really spicy stuff
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>>12409204
you sure this is anonymous nigga
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>>12409204
>the second one
soicacas… i have no words…
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>>33272im alright now though it didnt really affect me in the long term
>ran out of seal videos №33279[Quote]
>>12409277
make a nu thread or somethin
№33280[Quote]
>>33260'cordnigger wanting the username of some guy talking about how he uses 'cord to talk to friends
also had a ~ and a :3 in the message
was something like "what's your username~ :3"
№33282[Quote]
>>12409294
no, just use Tor
№33290[Quote]
shartyconfessions guy post more
№33292[Quote]
>>33291oyyy 666x666 resolution
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When i was a teenager i killed one of the annoying younger kids at school and got away with it. He was fucking running around like a retard while i tried to stab him
they had no security cameras no fingerprints since i was wearing gloves the evidence was right there and it took people an hour to find the dead body in the unused classroom
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>>33288its convenient and fairly private tor is slow and opera gx is ccp spyware
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>>33294sealposting is kino please post more you're the only good FOTM or SNCA right now
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>>33297This totally happened btw and wasn't made up
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>>33298nigga use librewolf
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>>33303The namefirelterer
№33305[Quote]
>>33297Liar liar pants on fire
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I’m unjokingly trans
№33309[Quote]
>>33306>unjokinglyYeah I can tell
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>>33306Post pics of yourself or else you're lying, add a timestamp as well
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>>33307firefox but faster, no bloat, way better protection from data stealing sites
№33318[Quote]
Yea this actualy happened, i vored a homeless guy ont he street. he kept yelling while being muffled and squealing and squirrling in my fat belly while he was being digested and i would slosh him around and he turned into big thighs and boobs it was so fucking hot he got stirred into my acid his skin melted off and his soul became part of my butt GODD.D..
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>>12409331
ai wasn't even that advanced back then doe
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>>33306>using the shartyYeah we can tell
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I put a toothbrush up my ass once
№33324[Quote]
>>33318Are you trans by chance
№33325[Quote]
this is now a Pinniped thread
post animals from the Pinnipeds genus (so we don't exclude things such as walruses or sea lions)
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>>12409439
janny approve
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>>33322Did you scoop out any corn chunks?
№33332[Quote]
>>33330Nobody looks like that
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>>33332I do this and I look like this
№33337[Quote]
I’m black
№33339[Quote]
i just got out of jail for killing a man in my car
№33341[Quote]
Yea i killed a fucking black guy on the street
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honestly i killed a girl on the street by slamming her with my fat belly
№33345[Quote]
I rape niggers with pickaxes
№33348[Quote]
>>33339>>33341>>33344what's with the murderGODS?
№33350[Quote]
i shot up a niggers
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I KILLED A MAN AND 2 CHILDREN GEG
№33352[Quote]
I unjokly use the thanos theme
№33354[Quote]
rest in piss to the asian guy i killed
№33355[Quote]
I have an insane body count i killed so many people
№33357[Quote]
half of these posts are soyteens larping about commiting murder and other serious crimes and the other half are soyteens confessing mild crimes
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I KILLED 8 MEN
№33359[Quote]
I killed 6 trillion Jews
Ama
№33360[Quote]
I killd myself and I’m dead now
№33361[Quote]
im into fucking black women with my bwc
№33363[Quote]
I’m hitler
№33364[Quote]
I smuggle exotic goonhitlers
№33366[Quote]
post more confessions from the straw
№33367[Quote]
As a business owner, I wear many hats
№33368[Quote]
I jerked off while my grandpa was in the same room.
He was sleeping in a bed in the same room while i was jerking off to hentai, and i honestly feel really fucking bad about that because he has been dead for some years and that scene of me touching my wonka watching drawn japanese girls while my grandpa is sleeping in the same room fucked up my memories of him.
№33369[Quote]
I’m LatinX
№33370[Quote]
POST THE STRAWPAGE CONFESSIONS NOAWWWW
№33371[Quote]
>>12409569
GEGGGGGGG
№33372[Quote]
GEEG XHE DELETED IT OUT OF SHAME
№33375[Quote]
>>33372marge what did xhe say
№33377[Quote]
>>33375he closed an incognito tab while he was gooning so it switched to the sharty and his parents are trying to send him to a therapist because he had to show them this website and they saw cado and gigachad
№33378[Quote]
straw is a DNB
№33379[Quote]
strawpage nigger dissapeared
№33380[Quote]
>>33379Which is a shame because I confessed something
№33381[Quote]
i was gooning and my parents caught me but i immediately closed the incognito window which revealed my main window that had the sharty opened so my parents asked me to show them the website and they now want to send me to a psychiatrist or someshit because they saw cado and gigachad and think im gay now
reposted because esl
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I gooned to femquote
№33387[Quote]
>>33379someone make a nu one nooow
№33388[Quote]
I suspect I'm low T and sometimes I feel like I wanna be dominated by a larger and stronger man
№33391[Quote]
>>33388Can I be the larger stronger man
№33392[Quote]
>>33377obsessed ESL jartycuck parents o algo
№33393[Quote]
>>33381Just tell your parents the truth nigga, honestly its way better telling your parents you were gooning to straight porn and accidentally switched tabs than your parents thinking you were actually jerking off to a fat man's butthole.
№33394[Quote]
>>33388do you find rapeson attractive?
№33396[Quote]
>>33391Only if you're big and strong and affectionate
№33398[Quote]
>>33381Just say you were gooning (don't day hardcore porn) and switched tabs
№33400[Quote]
*say
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>>33386You really think that makes you special? Many of us did that and not only to Quote but to every admin
№33405[Quote]
Thread hijacked by /an/
№33407[Quote]
I want to speak to the parents of the retard that got caught gooning and switched tabs to the sharty
№33409[Quote]
STRAWPAGE FAGGOT COME BACK
№33412[Quote]
Go back to /an/ tell this Strawpage fag to come back
№33413[Quote]
>>33412I'll make a new one if he doesn't come back soon
№33415[Quote]
>>33413make a nu one NOW o algo
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>>33419>i wanna marry a man eventually but not in a gay wayCloseted faggot award
№33422[Quote]
>>33419what the fuck is a "'lution?"
№33426[Quote]
>>33420Not necessarily, maybe he just wants a bit of romance
№33427[Quote]
>>33419"id goon to soytan if there was actually good porn of her" SAME NIGGA SAME, IT LACKS GOOD SHIT BECAUSE 100% IS JUST MADE JOKINGLY AND ARE TRACED OR FETISH SHIT INSTEAD OF W FAPS
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>>33424>telegram chatit's 'p…
№33431[Quote]
>>33428i think its the shianigger who larps as a satanist in the booru i remenber him advertising his gram
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>>33430ohnononono frogcacas what is that second one
№33437[Quote]
nigga i need more confession gemmies GO UP GO UP POST MORE NUSOIS
№33438[Quote]
>>33094 (OP)ive gooned (lust) and ive been racist and have put myself above people of other races (pride) or something
№33444[Quote]
>>33441>>33442do my posts not got hrough if i put le bad words on it i made 2 confessions but i said nigger and i think the site is blocking them
№33448[Quote]
>>33444Yeah it doesn't go through
№33450[Quote]
>>33447OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK IS THE THIRD ONE
№33452[Quote]
>>33094 (OP)I am a Mossad agent
№33455[Quote]
I goon to soytan
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I goon to averi
№33460[Quote]
what's the strawpage link
№33461[Quote]
>>33425>>33447>'p gooners and bannedfarms admins ittSHUT. IT. DOWN.
№33462[Quote]
>>33447I feel like random fags are just using this strawpage and thread as an excuse to say whatever faggot bullshit they want or something
№33463[Quote]
>>33461Maybe nusois are right when they call everyone a 'corder…
№33464[Quote]
I have a twink boyfriend I met on discord 3 years ago
№33466[Quote]
>>33461This as well
shut it down
№33470[Quote]
>>33417hello strawpage nigger are you sleeping? Send screenshots already or we might leak our 'litties and make a nu one
№33471[Quote]
>>33469sharktrannies what's your response?
№33472[Quote]
>>33470Slow award and oreos
№33473[Quote]
>>33470he's literally posting rn
№33476[Quote]
>>33474KEEEK IT'S LITERALLY NULL THE 'P GOONER
Joshua Connor Moon show yourself faggot
№33477[Quote]
Mulletjak is a forced psyop from /gem/
№33478[Quote]
>>33474Made me audibly geg
№33483[Quote]
>>33480when your variants are called soyLITA and SHOYTA they are inherently pedophilic
№33485[Quote]
strawpagecuck send nudes please
№33486[Quote]
>>33482why is it so dark? make it brighter nigga
№33487[Quote]
>>33482'ki janny here. i just denied it also i 'nished you and im also leaking your ip and raping you
№33489[Quote]
>>33488sadniggerraisin@balls.cock
№33491[Quote]
>>33490sadniggerp00p@balls.cock
№33493[Quote]
Upity
№33496[Quote]
>>33494Why so many furries itt
№33497[Quote]
I use the 'cord daily
№33501[Quote]
I goon goon goon!
№33502[Quote]
>Every 2 minutes, a child disappears in Europe.
>this happened on the (((other side))) of the world
theres nothing of value there except for Novaya Zemlya because nothing ever happens there quite literally
№33503[Quote]
Upity
№33506[Quote]
>>33504im still masturbate once a week but more normal
№33508[Quote]
>>33494Geeeeg I know who wrote the first one
№33510[Quote]
>>33509Bottom one is true
№33515[Quote]
I goon since I am 8-9
№33517[Quote]
>>33499talk to my friends and get gigs
№33518[Quote]
discord asked for phone verificatio and I lost all of my friends
№33521[Quote]
>>33520no you sound autistic
№33522[Quote]
>>33520You're just autistic
№33524[Quote]
>>33123If xe still has tits and doesn't have a frankenweiner then i see nothing wrong.
№33525[Quote]
>>33523that sounds like a psychopath, not sociopath
you VILL know the difference
№33526[Quote]
>>33513assuming this isnt bait how do i get a tulpa and is it worth it?
№33527[Quote]
>>33521>>33522im already autistic so yeah, i was worried that i may be kind of apathetic
№33528[Quote]
>>33526go to tulpa.info and read a few guides, avoid the new ones
it's very worth it, you learn mind tricks you never thought possible, it's much more than having an imaginary friend
№33531[Quote]
>>12408888
№33532[Quote]
>>33529yeah that's pretty autistic
№33533[Quote]
>>33532im neurotypical and have never been admitted to a therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatric ward or even a school counselor in my entire life
№33534[Quote]
>>33528>In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you. that seems pretty scary albeit. if true, i dont like the idea of another autonomous being sharing my mind with me, especially if they have the power to usurp or undermine my own self.
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I said nigger in public today
№33537[Quote]
Up
№33539[Quote]
>>33109nigga that aint shit ive gooned to her like 10 times 😂😂
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>>>12408637
>nigga that aint shit ive gooned to her like 10 times 😂😂
№33541[Quote]
>>33534I thought the same at the beginning, but it's not so weird
that said, it is a serious decision with unforeseen consequences
№33542[Quote]
Up
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>>33539Where do you get the good soytan goon material
№33547[Quote]
>>12411853
Will get banned award
№33550[Quote]
>>33545What the fuck is rev 2
№33551[Quote]
>>33545>last reppey the one from 8 minutes agovaush is that you?
№33553[Quote]
I actually think niggers are cool
№33555[Quote]
>>33551Nah, Vaush wouldn't feel remorse over that
№33556[Quote]
>>33554Who dat fawk is dat
№33557[Quote]
>>33556Have nusois never played castlevania before?
SOTN is kino
№33559[Quote]
>>33557I have, SOTN and the DS
№33562[Quote]
>best thread in months award
i gegged a lot
№33565[Quote]
>>33561Up I also want to know
№33566[Quote]
>>33388Why do some men think like this? Evolutionary this makes no sense since getting dominated by another man means you wont reproduce, but why does this trait and thinking exist despite evolution being against it?