№15587
Making up lies to make yourself feel better award
№15588
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it's going to be HILARIOUS watching the idiot go prison.
right now, he's a completely oblivious to the twisting roller coaster ride he's facing in the future.
for example:
He's completely unfamiliar with the process, so he doesn't realize after he's convicted, he will be required to TRAVEL TO ANOTHER STATE AND TURN HIMSELF IN AT THE PRISONS FRONT GATES
and he'll have to pay for his own travel expenses
If they assign him to a federal prison in Wyoming, he'll have to pay for the Greyhound bus trip