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Yo this bible kinda fire

Da New Bible - Little George nazareth edition

Genesis

Chaptah 2

(1) afda da HEAVANZ wuz created in all its beauty for tyrone and his bitch magnolia

(2) Lawrd said "Shieet nigga u can get all dem food stamps u want in deez lands"

(3) Lawrd was a lazy ass nigga so he needed a helpah to name all shieet

(4) So a NIGGA gave names to tha animalz n plants in jamaican patois

(5) but fo' Tyrone he needed a baby mama

(6) Lawrd decided to take the penis, balls and shieet from a nigga and created the "WHORE"

(7) Tyrone n his baby mama were both dead ass naked n wanted to smoke the CRACKAZ

(8) LAWRD GAWD skinned a blue ass nigga cuz TYRONE n his baby mama needed cripz uniform

(9) GAWD said "Big Spinna is one of us niggaz, he can make drill rap, rape white women, get food stamps" then GAWD sent him to east coast to make him ATTACK da bloodz

Respect from Jerusalem

Da New Bible - Little George nazareth edition

Genesis

Chaptah 3

(1) Da CRIPZ began populating east coast n dey began breeding race mixed babies.

(2) LAWRD said "these babies da most beautiful shieet i evah seen tyrone, whom did thy goofy ass raped"

(3) Tyrone said "my ass married sum white school girlz made 5-7 babies wid my strong sperm then i divorced dem. dis sperm too strung for them white crackas"

(4) LAWRD said "Damn tyrone I already told yo ass, no more child support!"

(5) Dat LAWRD den said "Quit divorcing dem crackas or else i gonna be mad asf"

(6) One of da inbred niggaz born from tyrone began normalizin race mixxin between cripz n bloodz and he began spreading dumass shieet

(7) The Lawrd began seeing how wicked tha niggas were becoming n he was being disgusted

(8) Lawrd told Marquis "Shieet nigga i gonna wipe yo race, bloodz, cripz oudda this place watch me dawg"

(9) Lawrd continued "All these fruits, animals n shiet named in jamaican patiois gonna get exterminated oudda here I be havin these thoughts"

(10) Marquis said "damn nigga fuck wrong with yo ass quit playin"

(11) Lawrd offered Marquis a way he can save dat human race "NIGGA HAWK TUAH ON DAT SHIT"

(12) Marquis said "my lawrd pleease i was just following yo guides to love everyone my bad nigga"

(13) Lawrd said "Nigga u must SPAT ON DAT THANG NOW!"

(14) Marquis began begging and called it gay as shit but lawrd began pressuring his ass into spitting on dat thang

(15) Marquis did as lawrd commanded him and spat on dat tahng and began doing 360s on it

(16) lawrd said "U aint followin ma commandments anymo" and decided to eliminate dat marquis ass nigga

(17) Gawd went to Tyrone and told him he must rally all da cripz he has and begin producing the first drill rap.

(18) Tyrone did as Lawrd commanded..

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Beautiful.