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goyim are going to consume this.
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>indie games are going to save the gaming industr-AAACK
When will triple A games be decent again?
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>>69045never. In fact, nothing you love will ever be decent again. Every franchise will be from now on always raped by jews and niggers and trannies and dykes, including the "indie" (which is just the mainstream for hipsters). If you want something good, something that has soul, create it yourself or with your friends. It can be anything really, but don't form a discord or reddit or anything, keep it sane and don't give false promises to yourself.
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>>69046Sad trvke. My favorite gaming activity is mashing together a some DOOM mods and finding a good wad for it. I'm interested in doing game development someday as a hobby or side activity, can't wait for the era of chuddy gems appearing if that ever happens
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>>69046>franchiseyou were always conditioned to eat goyfeed, kys
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>>69103What's the gameplay even about.
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>>69171Have you seen the promos for this game, nigga?
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>>69171Also, giga on the right
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This is what indies have been for a long time now, I sincerely wish I was surprised when the pick 1 card shit that's been plaguing them for years now popped up. Video games are now made almost exclusively by and for people who don't actually like video games, in much the same way that the internet is now primarily for trannies with no lives to substitute their social life with & bored normies scrolling on their phones. Most of the problems of modern games stem from the fact that the people making them are not interested in making anything fun or different, it's all about being as derivative as possible and they often just outright copy another game in its entirety. The PSX style is as popular as it is purely because it allows shitty devs to do as little as possible whilst disguising their own shoddy work as a stylistic choice and look "unique" compared to whatever boring garbage they would've made otherwise.
>>69171no one has anything to say about this game outside of the protag having tits, you're not fooling anyone.
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>>69184ULTRAKILL is very well made though
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>>69184No shit. Trued to get into the indie scene and everyone either went full nigger “steal everything off the internet bro” or encouraged asset flipping. Optimization? *ban* Workflow? *ban* how to inplement basic things so we can spend more time practicing than reinventing the wheel as they gatekeep basic engine info from new devs? * Banned for racism, spam, or “hate speech”*
Its no fucking surprise. Its foundational rot. Even if you somehow manage to ship anything it will either be buried under a flood of unmoderated ai slop and asset flips or personally mass reported and banned for “hate” because you dared to gove constructive criticism to another dev and tried to help them with their project, not even demeaning them in any way.
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>>69204The jeets were unironically the only ones who meant well while evrryone else treated info like a status game. Despite being retarded and coding extremely overcomplicated double jump functions when changing “maxjumpcount” to 2 is literally all the “coding” that needed to be done in the character movement component. But its buried deep in the UI and engine documentation was written in legalese at the time so you’d never know outside of guessing and seeing how it goes.
The engine almost never crashed unless someone just weote shit code, the debugger is useless and wont tell you anything about what caused the crash, and most devs wont tell you about “garbage collection” mechanics of every game engine instead of just letting you delete weapon projectiles and actors that are no longer in use.
No they remain invisible for 10-30 seconds until the modern engine gets arounds to deleting it if it doesnt forget to and this shits up performance.
Janny pet retards going “DURR BUY MORE STORAGE AND A BETTER COMPUTER” unironically. You dont need a nasa supercomputer to make an FPS, i dont even need one to 3D model.
I wasnt out to steal the western devs jobs but they kinda talked me into it.
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no one is buying this game by the way
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Behold!, the supreme goyslop brought to you by sheckelberg himself!
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Real problem with indies now is that they prioritize "art style" over the actual gameplay and how fun the game is.
>WOWZERRSSSSSS. A NEW HECKIN INDIE GAYM THAT HAS THE SAME PLAYSTATION 1 STYLE AND GAMEPLAY LIKE EVERY OTHER GAYM. I WILL PAY FULL PRICE AND I'M NEVER, EVER ,EVER GOING TO PIRATE THESE GAYMS MADE BY MILLIONAIRES CUZ IT'S UNETHICAL!!!!!!!!!
Genuinely want these faggots gone man
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>>69221And despite the graphics it still runs like shit lol.
I swear you could get dusk running on a ps1 yet its laggy as shit on my pc.
>Quake 2 ps1 port for example №69252[Quote]
>>69221ultrakill runs like shit on layer 8 so i say thise is true
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why does it look like daisy from mario
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>>69200I refunded it half a decade ago after two hours of gameplay because it was easy and I was bored.
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idc im busy gooning to her
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I think the whole intention of this game was
>please make rule 34 of my character
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>>68968 (OP)What is this game even about?
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This isnt even hot, gooners will spank to anything
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>>69104Ok so remember that moon in super mario odyssey?
They made an entire game about it.
That's it, this is dnb and snca
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>>69400Doesnt matter, twitter coomers will swallow it up
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dnb in seven months
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all femoids are goonslop
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what the fuck is this shit? i saw the picrel video and i thought it looked like some shitty smg4/glitch productions tier groidslop, not to mention that the character literally looks like that one edit of the aunt from big hero 6 where she has her giant tits hanging out showing her cleavage. whatever this game is, its going to be made by some sonichu tier autists and i can tell from the terrible "humor".
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>>69375You jump the rope and get upgrades.
>>69318Here's a fun fact, YerkDiff (the creator of the game) has made futa porn of the character herself several times before the development of the game.
It was goonslop from the very start.
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>>69184>>69180>>69198Baited everybaldi award
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>>69718Was expecting Glitch Productions made this not some nophono, but that checks out.
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Tomorrow.
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Why does everyone in this thread think this Game will be popular?
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>>69890Maybe we will get a kino video by a chudtuber about this
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EPI gooner niggerly nigger minstrel simulator.
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>>69890Gooners need to be raped and gaped
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ATTENTION, THE GAME JUST RELEASED TODAY
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>>69105Geg jumping a rope is literally a single minigame in the original WarioWare.
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>i saw the gameplay of this and its extremely bare bones, this is what indie games are now.
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Ya’ll gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here
Ya’ll gone make me loose my cool, up in here up in here,
Ya’ll gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here,
Ya’ll gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here,
Why should I battle a crusty old man,
When you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan,
Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,
Cause in a real battle I make ya feel rattled,
Look at him, he only got one planet,
I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence,
You’re gonna beg when you bleed and die,
As you realize destiny arrived,
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Let me show you how to scratch it
(Beatbox)
Either way, destiny still arrives "
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>>69171So is this the latest strawman/cope the gooners are using.