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What the FUCK happened???

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quote got sissied and pantified

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Wonder if someone decided to pull the lever while 4chan was hucking up php sphagettilop?

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>>42985 (OP)
CVE-2026-109618 & CVE-2026-109619 were found which host critical RCEs in the PHP core. Normally when these CVEs get documented patches are rolled out first, but this time some retard journalist blew the whistle on it early leading to a good portion of the internet being vulnerable to a highly critical exploit. Patch shipped out a few minutes ago

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>>42989
Aryan journalist

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>>42992
OPSEC DEMON

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>>42989
New infra still runs php??? lmao Isn't that a "language" that an idiot, admitted non-programmer made up o algo? Why the fuck is it still in use?

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>>43008
Its not necessarily new infra. Half of the internet was made a gorillion years ago, and it costs a lot without adding much to fully change the programming language to something newer. So they just keep it there.

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>>43015
Time for Claude to rewrite soyjaksty dot stink in tRUnST I guess

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>>43017
my gay porn black ass getting double blacked over tcp/ip


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