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 â„–41961[Quote]

I did something gemmy today.
The company I work for was getting rid of a lot of ThinkPads and it was my job to "deprogram" them. I activated CompuTrace on every single one. CompuTrace is a BIOS level rootkit which is used for theft protection and can literally brick your system. I have it set up so if anyphono installs something that isn't Windows on them, the laptop will permanently brick and require a new mainboard.
They go up for auction later this week. Keep your eyes out for Plebbit posts from trannies wondering why after they installed troonix on their new (10 year old) StinkPad nothing is working.
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 â„–41962[Quote]

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Well done OP

 â„–41963[Quote]

No idea how to feel, on one it's malicious af to do, on the other plebbitors hate it https://www.reddit.com/r/thinkpad/comments/78d4i8/what_is_computrace/

 â„–41964[Quote]

>>41963
Hey op you might get phonecalls geg

 â„–41965[Quote]

>>41963
I'm morally justifying it by saying that if any real phono buys one because its a cheap computer, they'll run Windows on it and will never know. This will only brick for tinkertroons.

>>41964
GEG I won't. Somebaldi else will be very confused.

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>>41961 (OP)
meds its not how it works
it wont brick your system, it will 'log your every move in general its made to help cops investigate who stole your laptop
(unless yuo exploit some vulns)

 â„–41968[Quote]

GEEEEEEG GEMMY



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