I did something gemmy today.The company I work for was getting rid of a lot of ThinkPads and it was my job to "deprogram" them. I activated CompuTrace on every single one. CompuTrace is a BIOS level rootkit which is used for theft protection and can li

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Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 22:49:14 №41961 [Quote]

I did something gemmy today.
The company I work for was getting rid of a lot of ThinkPads and it was my job to "deprogram" them. I activated CompuTrace on every single one. CompuTrace is a BIOS level rootkit which is used for theft protection and can literally brick your system. I have it set up so if anyphono installs something that isn't Windows on them, the laptop will permanently brick and require a new mainboard.
They go up for auction later this week. Keep your eyes out for Plebbit posts from trannies wondering why after they installed troonix on their new (10 year old) StinkPad nothing is working.
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Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 22:57:56 №41962 [Quote]

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Well done OP

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 23:28:18 №41963 [Quote]

No idea how to feel, on one it's malicious af to do, on the other plebbitors hate it https://www.reddit.com/r/thinkpad/comments/78d4i8/what_is_computrace/

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 23:29:06 №41964 [Quote]

>>41963
Hey op you might get phonecalls geg

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 23:40:30 №41965 [Quote]

>>41963
I'm morally justifying it by saying that if any real phono buys one because its a cheap computer, they'll run Windows on it and will never know. This will only brick for tinkertroons.

>>41964
GEG I won't. Somebaldi else will be very confused.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:05:17 №41967 [Quote]

>>41961 (OP)
meds its not how it works
it wont brick your system, it will 'log your every move in general its made to help cops investigate who stole your laptop
(unless yuo exploit some vulns)

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:06:19 №41968 [Quote]

GEEEEEEG GEMMY

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:16:06 №41969 [Quote]

>>41967
One of the things on our control panel is called something something "OS integrity protection". It bricks when you fuck with the OS.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:27:17 №41970 [Quote]

>>41961 (OP)
I'm going to rape you

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 02:15:01 №41973 [Quote]

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>>41961 (OP)
GEEEGGGGGG GIGA

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 09:08:27 №41996 [Quote]

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>>41963
>bad thing good because redditgods hate it

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 09:48:42 №41997 [Quote]

>>41961 (OP)
dats gigaevil, me likey
may it boost 41% to 100%

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 09:53:22 №41998 [Quote]

>>41961 (OP)
hopefully Quote gets one of those and ACKs zhirself afterwards geg

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 11:34:21 №42017 [Quote]

>buying a used craptop to instal loonix
all 'nix users are autists buying high-end hardware thoughever

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 14:48:38 №42045 [Quote]

>>42017
They're all 10+ years old too. I think the newest ones were 2018, and we had like 4 of them. The rest are from around 2014. That being said, even the newest ones have hardware thats at least 2 or 3 years behind what any other laptop was doing. One of the 2018 shitpads had 4GB of ram and a 1366x768 screen.
I seriously don't understand why trannies buy these, they're fucking awful. We replaced them all with Dell Latitude laptops and the difference is night and day.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 15:11:58 №42048 [Quote]

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>>>42017
>They're all 10+ years old too. I think the newest ones were 2018, and we had like 4 of them. The rest are from around 2014. That being said, even the newest ones have hardware thats at least 2 or 3 years behind what any other laptop was doing. One of the 2018 shitpads had 4GB of ram and a 1366x768 screen.
>I seriously don't understand why trannies buy these, they're fucking awful. We replaced them all with Dell Latitude laptops and the difference is night and day.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 15:52:37 №42053 [Quote]

>>42017
Redditors who buy ancient thinkpads probably don't actually use linux as their main OS but something to run fastfetch on and get updoots.
Pretending to use linux and not having it isntalled on your main machine is poser tranny behavior.
I use loonix and this thread is a gegerald

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 15:53:08 №42054 [Quote]

>>42053
Installed* sorry for ESL

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 15:55:51 №42055 [Quote]

the only use of a thinkpad is coreboot

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 15:55:56 №42056 [Quote]

>>42053
Counterpoint, I hate you and hope you get raped to death

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 16:15:57 №42060 [Quote]

>>42056
What did I do to make you leak nigger?

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 10:17:56 №42142 [Quote]

>>42045
Generally the deal with thinkpads is that you will get a pretty shit screen since its not that necessary for work, and decent specs. 4GB RAM in 2018 is absolutely shit doe. If its any sort of professional setting it should have been at least 8GB, 4GB was basically the bare minimum for windows 10.

>>42053
They'll install probably arch on it, change their wallpaper to some tranime one with shit colour contrasts and then coat it with stickers about how much of a faggot tranny they are and some more tranime. Then they will post it on reddit and get a gorillion upvotes, and cream their pants about it