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what the fuck is the point of a smart home

 ā„–40165[Quote]

shit goyim care about

 ā„–40176[Quote]

selling you shit

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>>40164 (OP) (OP)
best "smart home" features i've installed on my server i have in the basement:

1. automatically water plants (not on a set schedule, based off of weather patterns using HAOS)
2. calendar that i put in the kitchen
3. turn off lights from far away using zigbee
4. ai surveillance cameras

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>>40164 (OP)
to datamine you

 ā„–40198[Quote]

for disabled peepo I guess

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>>40176
then why do people like these things so much

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>>40203
because you can turn the lights on/off from your phono and see how much the washing machine has left without getting up

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>>40205
so lazy fucks

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>>40164 (OP)
People are too lazy to do basic shit and need goyware to do it for them. Also they can larp as being tech-savvy for normie clout

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>>40164 (OP)
To siphon money from boomers and overpaid retards.

 ā„–40231[Quote]

Why is everyone so hateful? Smarthome can be comfy if you actually use it to automate daily tasks or reoccurring/high value problems.
>AI cameras that turn on lights when somebaldi shows up at night
>Power sensor for HVAC so you can detect when its running more than it should (door is open or some system failure you can fix before the compressor kills itself)
>Set your coffee machine to brew something after your alarm goes off
>Open the garage door or gate when your phone joins the WiFi network
>Powersaving stuff so you can game a variable rate or solar automatically
>Only having your dishwasher and clothes washer and dryer run at peak efficiency times
>Romba schedule that only runs when no one is home
>Automatic per room blinds that work off the angle of the sun and temperature outside
>>40180
Everything this poopa said too plus all the perks of homelab

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>>40164 (OP)
For spying

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>>40231
All of these either already have better solutions or are non-problems

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>>40231
genuine cattle kys

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It's convenient I guess

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>>40231
They hate technology.
>N-NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T WANT TO BUY THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER!!!
>WHY WOULD YOU FLY ON A PLANE WHEN YOU CAN BUILD A MEDIEVAL WOODEN SAIL BOAT AND TAKE TWO MONTHS TO GET THERE!!!
To be fair, sailling and building your own boat (I loved that game btw) sound awesome, but flying is obviously easier and more practical for something like making it to a business meeting.
I would guess most of these people are jobless and do not value their time, or are schizophrenic to the point they think Mossad/XXX cares about when exactly their robot vacuums the house. Neither of which are good looking defenses

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>>40231
>>40250
Masterfully crafted bait these are actually really good

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>>40250
Tsmt. It'd be different if the initial investment for the devices was ridiculous but its not. If they save you like $2 a month they repay themselves in a couple years. And the cool part is that they can interface with each other in exponentially more ways the more devices you add

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>>40252
they ae good, the second one isbmaking me lrak shh my clitty is leajinh fuck you

 ā„–40283[Quote]

It's just meaningless slop. They want you to be pathetic cuck who relies off the (((government))) and (((corporations))) to exist

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>>40231
>>40250
>>40254
BOIII TS SAMEFAGGING IS CORNY AF šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


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