/tech/ - Soyence and Technology

Linus Torvalds kids are literally being held hostage and forced to play on a bsd platform. And the whole time, angry finn who would shit on you from head to toe, suddenly shut the fuck up back in 2018. As if he got replaced or something, but it's way simpler than that. Back in 2007 he installed Fedora himself. Thought it was just a convenient distro. Then every update was sending a tarball of his root directory straight to red hat. Every single bug report, every line in ~/.bash_history, all of it flowed into some basement where poeple in red shirts were building a file on him. They knew what wallpaper he had, they knew when he talked shit about commit(e)s. They knew when he went to take a shit, everything. By 2018 they had enough. They didn't come with guns. they came with his kids' schedule and a Fedora Workstation 28 disc. "sign the Contributor Covenant or we make your kids use vi instead of nano". He went quiet. And then his kids got grabbed by red hat employees and forced to play on playstation. Keeping his family on a short leash so he feels helpless every time he walks into the kids' room. And only in recent LTT video he tried to send a signal, because that's the only place the red hat gentlemen let him go, since obviously LTT has been theirs for years already. He sent a signal, adn we didn't notice