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Is new iphones really good?

 β„–38824[Quote]

No, not fucking really

 β„–38826[Quote]

I hate the new niggerdildo brimmy CEO of Apple when he loves making the worst flagships and ruining the companies reputation.

 β„–38827[Quote]

i want a thick chungus iphone with no camera bump and 50,000mah explosion risk battery, not folding faggotry

 β„–38828[Quote]

>Iphone DUO
WTF is this is it kinda Z FOLD shit?

 β„–38831[Quote]

>>38827
No one has ever convinced me you need more than 8h continuous or 24h idle battery life. Just remember to charge your phone, retarded goyslave. And why would I want to watch 12 hours of 4k video straight, what is the usecase for that?

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>Iphone fucking DUO
Can't wait to doomscroll God fucking damn Tiktok and Instagram.

 β„–38835[Quote]

>>38822 (OP)
PerchΓ© cazzo Apple sta producendo i peggiori telefoni moderni possibili???

 β„–38836[Quote]

>>38835
Translation: Why the fuck is Apple producing the worst modern phones possible???

 β„–38854[Quote]

We're moving to IOS if fuckdroid killed publishing freedom.

 β„–38855[Quote]

>>38854
Dym sideloading?

 β„–38857[Quote]

>>38855
Yes, Sideloading

 β„–38864[Quote]

>>38857
Its a nothing burger just reenable sideloading in the developer settings; you just have to wait 24 hours after doing it, which is still like a goy cuck cage tbf.

 β„–38871[Quote]

>>38834
there is truly no hope for goyim

 β„–38875[Quote]

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>>38834
>the sharty and the swinny

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>>38854
Hopefully I'm enough at kids making their own fake malware apps showing us porn and gore or something weird happened us.

 β„–38914[Quote]

nah

 β„–38915[Quote]

>>38913
Should I download the moo virus?

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>>38831
I live under a bridge and sometimes I have to go days without access to electricity because I get barred from local mcdonalds

 β„–38938[Quote]

No cellular telephone is "good". Cellular telephone radiation shrinks your brain and reduces your sperm count

 β„–38939[Quote]

If you do not believe me, try abstaining from cellular telephone use for a while (a week or so should suffice). After that time you will feel something in your head and testicles when putting your phone near your head and in your pocket.

 β„–39100[Quote]

>If you do not believe me, try abstaining from cellular telephone use for a while (a week or so should suffice). After that time you will feel something in your head and testicles when putting your phone near your head and in your pocket.

what about laptops/computers

 β„–39141[Quote]

>>If you do not believe me, try abstaining from cellular telephone use for a while (a week or so should suffice). After that time you will feel something in your head and testicles when putting your phone near your head and in your pocket.
>
>what about laptops/computers

it is still harmful to an extent but if you are a White man who doesnt use dont use wireless (white-less) technology such as Goy-Fi or Jewtooth with your computer the risks are lesser. The problem with cellular telephones is the usage of white-less technology and their proximity to your body

 β„–39144[Quote]

>>38939
That's just the porn my phone is streaming diffusing into my balls and making me more aryan or something

 β„–39170[Quote]

>>>38939
>That's just the porn my phone is streaming diffusing into my balls and making me more aryan or something
are you a nigger? Pornography is not making you "more aryan" . Your cellular telephone is also not "diffusing" pornography into your balls. It is possible the jews are using vircator v2k microwave scalar beam devices to mindrape you into relapsing on porn which can be done via the cellular telephony network however it does not impact your balls but your mind

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>>38857
Are you sure we're moving to IOS? Absolutely FUCKING no! We're still using Gemdroid, after google is killing sideloading publishing in September that year.

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>>38834
Yeaaaaah I hope im watching YouTube shorts, Tiktok and Reels in a iphone trio!

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>>38854
Seriously not

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>>38915
Don't you fucking dare to download the moomilk virus!



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