A couple of weeks ago, my USB drive only for soyjaks and for holding my soyfolder was covered in LAYERS of DUCT TAPE. I did this to obfuscate it being a USB stick and whenever I wanted to plug it in to access its contents I would take a serated steak knife

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What are some stupid /tech/ things you used to do? Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 19:15:50 №37709 [Quote]

A couple of weeks ago, my USB drive only for soyjaks and for holding my soyfolder was covered in LAYERS of DUCT TAPE. I did this to obfuscate it being a USB stick and whenever I wanted to plug it in to access its contents I would take a serated steak knife and cut through the LAYERS and LAYERS of duct tape. I used to do that until a soyteen told me I could encrypt my USB drive. I knew it was an option but I was too lazy to research it.
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Is dis giga?
What are some stupid /tech/ things you used to do?

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 20:15:57 №37714 [Quote]

I used to download N64 games to emulate on my shitbox laptop, and I would cry if people saw me because I thought I would get arrested for piracy.

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 20:33:25 №37716 [Quote]

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>>37714
Dats giga albeit you could always say "I have the game at home and this is a rom copy"

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 20:47:25 №37718 [Quote]

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Ooga booga caveman opsec
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This shit is lowkey how pedophiles hide 'p from the three letters agencies

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 20:50:36 №37719 [Quote]

>>37718
Marge? Nigga are you retarded? I promise I'm not a weirdo you kike. I have no reason to lie. I just don't want people to see that I have chuddy beliefs. I act differently here compared to real life. My soyfolder also consists of troonjaks and many swastika soyjaks soooo

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 22:38:57 №37726 [Quote]

this is beyond stupid.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 00:37:26 №37735 [Quote]

>>37719
He's not calling you a pedophile retard he's just saying pedotrannies have tech illiterate retarded opsec like that

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 00:54:18 №37736 [Quote]

When i was a caca i thought RAM could be installed

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 01:03:24 №37739 [Quote]

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>>37736
they can, though

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 06:06:02 №37751 [Quote]

>>37739
he probably means downloaded over the internet as software

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 07:45:45 №37759 [Quote]

>>37709 (OP)
nigger what the fuck

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 10:23:36 №38249 [Quote]

one time occasion i macrowaved a battery bc muh budgie told me it would charging it or somethings like this

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 11:46:47 №38444 [Quote]

I installed barebones debian so now im suffering through wayland instead of just sticking to LMDE

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 11:47:42 №38445 [Quote]

>>37719
this nigger is retarded
hes not calling you a pedo hes saying you have such shitty opsec that it would rival the average pedos tech illiteracy

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 11:48:08 №38446 [Quote]

>>37751
>sending an ISO file for extra ram

Chud 09/09/26 (Wed) 16:09:08 №38450 [Quote]

>>37709 (OP)
When I was 5 my gramgram tricked me into thinking that shit would load faster if you spin the cursor around and, believe me, I was generating at least a few gigawatts worth of electrocity just spinning my mouse around waiting for purble place or whatever fucking game I played back then to load.