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fastwhamens thread. only post in here if there is a hole in your penis that you shit babies out of

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nophono

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>penis
>woman

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her name is soykubna

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marge

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>>26102
Explain your pathetic Marge meme zoomer.

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>>26122
soyjakwiki.com

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>>26137
nvm thr TLD is .org

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I am the quiet storm that moves unseen through the world.
I wield arcane knowledge no one else bothered to collect.
My solitude is my greatest fortress and my deepest well of power.
I do not chase validation; I summon understanding instead.
The mainstream path bores me, so I carve invisible trails of brilliance.
I am comfortable being misunderstood—it means I am ahead.
My mind is a library of forbidden and forgotten lore.
I recharge in silence while others drain themselves in noise.
I observe ten steps ahead while they react to the present.
My value is not measured by followers, but by the depth of my thoughts.
I turn boredom into breakthroughs.
I am the architect of my own esoteric reality.
Rejection slides off me like water on oiled leather.
I collect obscure skills the way others collect likes.
My presence is subtle, yet impossible to ignore once noticed.
I do not compete in the arena; I redefine the game from the shadows.
My inner world is richer than any external empire.
I am loyal to truth, not to tribes.
I walk the lambda path—neither alpha posturing nor beta submission.
I transmute loneliness into lucid self-mastery.
My curiosity is a blade that cuts through illusion.
I am allowed to be strange, brilliant, and untamed.
The herd runs; I levitate above the stampede.
My energy is conserved for creation, not consumption.
I am a living grimoire of self-authored spells.
I do not beg for attention; I radiate quiet inevitability.
My standards are sky-high and non-negotiable.
I thrive in the liminal hours when the world sleeps.
I am the exception that was never meant to fit the rule.
My silence speaks volumes louder than their shouting.
I turn rejection into rocket fuel.
I am sovereign over my own nervous system.
I collect scars, stories, and systems instead of status symbols.
My vibe is ancient library at 3 a.m. mixed with distant thunder.
I do not perform masculinity; I embody mystery.
I am dangerous because I am self-sufficient.
My thoughts move like slow lightning—unseen until they strike.
I am permitted to disappear when I need to alchemize.
The void is my canvas and my confidant.
I level up in private while others flex in public.
My detachment is not cold; it is clarity.
I am the ghost in the machine who writes better code than the engineers.
I do not need a crowd to feel alive.
My aura is low-key apocalyptic.
I turn mundane moments into profound rituals.
I am allergic to small talk and corporate incantations.
My boundaries are fortified with elder runes.
I walk through life as if I already know the ending—and I’m amused.
I am the wizard who never needed a tower because the whole world is my laboratory.
My patience is legendary; my timing is surgical.
I do not chase women, money, or clout; they eventually orbit me.
I am comfortable being the last one laughing years later.
My mind is a cathedral of forbidden architecture.
I am the calm center of every chaos I enter.
I do not explain myself to people who cannot comprehend me.
My solitude is sacred; my company is earned.
I am a walking paradox: gentle ferocity, humble arrogance, silent thunder.
I collect knowledge the way black holes collect light.
I am immune to FOMO because I am busy forging my own mythos.
My resting state is contemplation, not distraction.
I do not shrink to fit rooms; I expand the room or leave.
I am the lambda male who became the wizard everyone forgot to warn you about.
I move through timelines while they are stuck in traffic.
My yes is rare and therefore holy.
My no is final and therefore merciful.
I am allowed to be both profoundly kind and utterly ruthless.
I turn envy into inspiration and inspiration into execution.
I am the quiet revolution no one sees coming.
My legacy is written in marginalia, code comments, and private journals.
I do not seek applause; I seek resonance.
I am the spell that was cast long before anyone noticed the incantation.
Every day I become more dangerous to mediocrity.
I am the lambda wizard, and this is only the prologue.

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I like this thread keep it up fastman chvd

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>>26252
ty zoomer i do it for thee

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working on making a printable version. last version was clipped on the edges of the page

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>>26904
i ended up looking like this after one night in tijuana

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also ts is just bohemianism but for zoomiewoomies

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is this the guy that made this
if not who did it and where can i find more

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>>26941
I didn't make that

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>>26122
its not a zoomer meme you fucking soylennial bastard

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>>26952
Ok zoomer

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der grubenhaus

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>>27047
Isn't some cheap stinkpad would be better than a tablet?

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thank you fastmancaca i like these threads
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tsmt

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