I need a girlfriend I feel too hungover to even make Mac and cheese

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Chud 8xy59Asb 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:49:05 №4354620 [Quote]

I need a girlfriend I feel too hungover to even make Mac and cheese

We should rape Salt to death!!jfCu5tRrBw P5EmUDK! 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:49:38 №4354624 [Quote]

Then don't drink so much

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:50:48 №4354634 [Quote]

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>>4354624
oh you just gunna tell an addict what they need to hear? what are you fuckin GOD?!

Chud 8xy59Asb 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:53:39 №4354650 [Quote]

I guess I could make a hamsandwich but I want something warm

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:55:04 №4354658 [Quote]

>>4354650
microwave it

We should rape Salt to death!!jfCu5tRrBw P5EmUDK! 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:55:04 №4354659 [Quote]

>>4354634
No but I've never drunk enough alcohol to get hungover

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:55:51 №4354662 [Quote]

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>>4354659
what are you a child?

Chud 8xy59Asb 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:56:12 №4354665 [Quote]

>>4354658
Gross

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:56:45 №4354669 [Quote]

>>4354665
i recommend adding alot of oil

We should rape Salt to death!!jfCu5tRrBw P5EmUDK! 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:57:12 №4354672 [Quote]

>>4354662
I just really can't stand the taste of alcohol tbh

Chud 8xy59Asb 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:58:27 №4354678 [Quote]

>>4354624
I didn't even drink that much I had 2 forties a rum and coke and a screwdriver

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:58:55 №4354679 [Quote]

>>4354672
everyone always says that for some reason. i noticed alot of times people smell it and go "ewwwwwwww that smells bad" no shit it could basically fuel your car for the DUI youre gunna get leaving the party stop being a pussy

LesothosRapistOfTheYear !!L.f7sIOYRA TWqoBLeh 11/14/26 (Sat) 21:59:12 №4354681 [Quote]

If you live without a girlfriend long enough you'll get used to it and eventually you won't need one

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:00:06 №4354684 [Quote]

"drink to get drunk, punk" were words i live by in my every day life now…

Chud FJNFS06g [VPN] 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:01:03 №4354689 [Quote]

>>4354681
is my entire life long enough?

We should rape Salt to death!!jfCu5tRrBw P5EmUDK! 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:06:38 №4354710 [Quote]

>>4354679
I'm really sensitive to it, probably from the autism and whatnot. I can sometimes handle it if it's something super fruity that buries the taste, but I also can't stand carbonation so that puts a dent in a lot of other stuff too.

Chud zLcJOhXt 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:08:46 №4354721 [Quote]

>>4354710
You're such a fag.

Chud 8xy59Asb 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:09:07 №4354722 [Quote]

>>4354710
You get used to it but I wouldn't recommend anyone getting into alcohol anyways. Just another problem to deal

Chud FJNFS06g [VPN] 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:10:57 №4354728 [Quote]

I've got a solution, instead of being Hang over, tell her to Come Over, huh? Wouldn't it work it's more direct or something, hanging out implies friendship, which would also make you hang from the ceiling when she rejects you for the 42nd time today

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:12:50 №4354737 [Quote]

>>4354710
shit man they gave me my first shot of moonshine at 6 and put a blueberry at the bottom to fuck with me. when i drank the whole thing and didnt even notice the blueberry the adults got scared…

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:13:39 №4354741 [Quote]

what's funny is i cant even take pills correctly and i do it regularly

Chud f1IgDzF^ [VPN] 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:14:10 №4354743 [Quote]

Test

We should rape Salt to death!!jfCu5tRrBw P5EmUDK! 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:15:42 №4354750 [Quote]

>>4354721
Leaky slavnigger

Chud gOSnTnlg 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:30:17 №4354805 [Quote]

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>>4354750
shut up we were in the middle of a fight!

Chud 8xy59Asb 11/14/26 (Sat) 22:33:07 №4354821 [Quote]

I decided to have some ham balls