/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Let's fall into the realm of imagination and paint a picture in our heads for a fleeting moment
>You poured your heart and soul into making a gem worthy of saving the sharty. A IAS slowburn 'toss capable of making even the most groomed xitter tranny to sit down and comprehend.
>And now it is time to post it.
>You sit there imagining how many gegs and reppies you'll get.
>You sit there picturing what the niggas in the 'ru will say when you eventually post it there too.
>And you wait…
>And wait…
>…
>?
>"It's been ten minutes..? What in god's could be taking so long?" You think to yourself…
>Yes, its a good 'toss but you dont need ten minutes to admire it…
>You decide to 'ox the janny that's awake at this hour of the day and go see what the hell are xey even doing
>You start pounding on xeir door
>Your hands naturally hurt, this is the first time you go outside after dedicating the best 3 years of your life to study the art of soyjaks to make the perfect 'toss
<"What??!"
>You hear from the other side of the door
>"IM FROM THE SHARTY" You say
<"GO AWAY YOU OBSESSED NUSOI"
>Suddenly a primal anger explodes inside you
>"OPEN UP FUGGEN OBSESSED ESL PEDO NIGGER KIKE TRANNY LESBO FAGGY MEXIBRAPILALALAALALALAA PEDO COMMIE TROON BRANOON JERDEE CUCK!!!" You shout as you destroy the door with a single kick
>And suddenly through the door you seem to find…
>An obessed amerimutt woman in her 30s furiously masturbating with two dildos
<"WHAT DID YOU DO YOU FUCKING SPERG"
>You sit there in shock as you observe that this visibly autistic middleaged woman has not infact stopped masturbating due to your untimely visit.
>"Umm I just wanted you to um…"
>You attempt to take your eyes away from her furious attempt at self-pleasure until you see her computer.
>She has 5 different tabs of Child Porn threads that remain to be banned open
>You sigh
>"Look can you just aprove my post" You say
<"!?"
>She tenses up and slowly turns around
<"How old are you?"
>"Um I turned 18 last week so I am allowed to post on the site" you reply
<"That is not allowed you know? Using the site since you're an actual caca and waiting to turn 18."
>"You can ban me just aprove my post and i'll b-"
<"Now let's not be so hasty."
<"Im sure we could work something out"
>She says as she begins to stand up
>Her dildoes fall out of her loose vagina and rectum as she stands up straight and begins walking to you…

What would (You) do in that situation?