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Fuck fuck fuck I just woke up and I had a fucking wet dream it's only November 10th this is actually bullshit I was doing so good as well. Do any of you have a nut pass I could use? I don't want to fail this early.

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Does this mean you're gonna start putting random objects up your butt because people on the internet told you to?

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>>4334106
I'm still skeptical because fingers hurt. I heard a pencil in the shower is quite nice doe.

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>>4334108
You're really going to sodomize yourself because some retard on the internet said it feels food? I think Charles Darwin would refer to this as natural selection.

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>>4334113
I remember hearing about this at school. Isn't that when animals die because they're bad at living? What does that have to do with me shoving shit up my ass?

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I had my first wet dream in a few months the other night, and I didn't even get to remember it

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>>4334114
You are going to suffer because of the advice you heard on the internet. How hard is this to understand?

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>>4334118
Then just say that instead of being vage smarty pants

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>>4334117
I basically got sucked off in mine and then I woke up and came

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>>4334121
>vage

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>>4334126
Stop vageposting

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>>4334123
I almost never remember it. I had one a few months ago where a spanish sisa was sucking me off, but I didn't come for some reason, so it was like a dry wet dream

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>>4334129
>vageposting

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>>4334130
I usually don't either idk why I remembered this time. At least she was hot.

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>>4334130
>>4334133
You don't remember your dreams because you forget them after about an hour. The reason why you remember them sometimes is because you either write them down while you still remember or you remember remembering it after you become sentient.

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>>4334136
Why can't I remember my own dreams?

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>>4334136
Yeah, but I always remember waking up when I've had a wet dream because I'm immediately pissed, and on most of those occasions, I can't remember the dream in the first place

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i had a wet dream and woke up with my willy in my hand

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>>4334147
Sometimes, doe, it's a dream about nothing. I had one where I was walking around an abandoned antique shop that had nothing in it. There was another where I walked into a well-lit but empty basement and my perspective switched to a fixed camera angle, like looking through the fourth wall, while I idly looked around. Both of them just kind of ended and I woke up all nasty

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>>4334161
nigga jerks off to cellars and antiques

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>>4334101 (OP)
you're supposed to milk your prostate so you don't nut in your sleep nusoi


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