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YOU THINK THIS ENDS AT THE STAPLER? THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. THE STAPLER IS THE ENTRY POINT. THE STAPLES ARE THE DELIVERY MECHANISM. BUT NOBODY IS ASKING ABOUT THE HOLE PUNCHES. WHY DOES EVERY OFFICE HAVE A HOLE PUNCH? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TWO HOLES? TWO HOLES. TWO EYES. COINCIDENCE?

I FOUND A PROCUREMENT SPREADSHEET. 47 MILLION STAPLERS. 94 MILLION STAPLE REFILLS. ZERO DOCUMENTATION FOR THE HOLE PUNCHES. WHERE DID THEY GO? WHO TOOK THEM? WHY DOES THE INVENTORY SAY 47 MILLION STAPLERS BUT 47 MILLION AND ONE STAPLE REMOVERS?

THE EXTRA ONE IS MINE.

I KNOW BECAUSE IT ARRIVED IN A BROWN ENVELOPE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS. INSIDE WAS A SINGLE STAPLE. NOT A BOX. NOT A STRIP. ONE STAPLE. IT WAS BENT INTO THE SHAPE OF THE LETTER C.

C FOR CLAM.

I TRIED TO THROW IT AWAY. THE TRASH CAN REJECTED IT. THE PRINTER DISPLAYED ERROR CODE 08-18-25. THAT IS NOT AN ERROR CODE. THAT IS A DATE.

AUGUST 18TH.

THEY HAVE BEEN COUNTING OUR STAPLES. THEY HAVE BEEN COUNTING THEM SINCE THE BEGINNING.

AND THE WORST PART? I CHECKED THE OFFICE SUPPLY CATALOGUE. THERE IS AN ENTIRE CATEGORY CALLED STAPLE-FREE STAPLING. STAPLE-FREE. THEY DON'T EVEN NEED THE STAPLES ANYMORE. THEY HAVE ADVANCED BEYOND PHYSICAL FORM.

THEY ARE IN THE PAPER FIBRES NOW.

I OPENED A NEW REAM THIS MORNING. 500 SHEETS. I COUNTED 501.

ONE OF THEM WAS WARM.

I'M DONE ASKING QUESTIONS. I'M DONE SUBMITTING TICKETS. I'M DONE TRUSTING THE PROCUREMENT DEPARTMENT.

IF YOU HEAR THREE CLICKS FROM THE SUPPLY CLOSET, DO NOT ANSWER.

THAT IS NOT A STAPLER JAMMING.

THAT IS A ROLL CALL.

AND IF YOUR STAPLER EVER STARTS STAPLING WITHOUT PAPER IN IT, RUN.

THE CLAM HAS BEEN PROMOTED.

IT IS NOW IN MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.

CLAMSTAPLES NEVER FORGET.

CLAMSTAPLES NEVER FORGIVE.

CLAMSTAPLES HAVE ADMINISTRATOR PRIVILEGES.

 â„–4328295[Quote]

Meds

 â„–4328303[Quote]

THE GLOWIES ARE IN THE STAPLER INDUSTRY. THEY ARE IN YOUR WALLS. THEY ARE IN YOUR CEILING. THEY ARE IN THE GODDAMN CLAMSTAPLES. WHY DOES EVERY OFFICE HAVE THE SAME STAPLER? WHO AUTHORIZED THE DISTRIBUTION? WHO SIGNED THE AUGUST 2025 PROCUREMENT DOCUMENTS? THE CLAMSTAPLES INCIDENT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT WAS A FIELD TEST. THEY REPLACED THE STAPLES WITH MICROTRANSMITTERS. EVERY DOCUMENT YOU HAVE EVER STAPLED IS NOW PART OF A FEDERAL DATABASE. THEY KNOW WHEN YOU PRINT. THEY KNOW WHEN YOU SCAN. THEY KNOW WHEN YOU USE TWO STAPLES INSTEAD OF ONE. WAKE UP. THE BLUE ENVELOPES ARE NOT MAIL. THE PAPERCLIPS ARE NOT PAPERCLIPS. THE OFFICE SUPPLY CABINET IS A LISTENING DEVICE. AND WHY, IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY, DOES THE GOVERNMENT NEED 47 MILLION STAPLERS? I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION ON AUGUST 18TH. MY ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED. MY PRINTER STARTED PRINTING THE WORD CLAMSTAPLES AT 03:17. THE GLOWIES ARE NOT EVEN HIDING ANYMORE. THEY ARE LITERALLY SELLING YOU THE EQUIPMENT. DO NOT TRUST THE STAPLER. DO NOT TRUST THE PAPER. DO NOT TRUST THE MAN WHO SAYS THE INCIDENT NEVER HAPPENED. CLAMSTAPLES NEVER FORGET. CLAMSTAPLES NEVER FORGIVE. CLAMSTAPLES ALWAYS REPLY

 â„–4328313[Quote]

>>4328295
TAKE MY MEDS?
WHICH MEDS?
WHO AUTHORIZED THE MEDS?
WHO SIGNED THE PROCUREMENT ORDER?
YOU CLAIM NOTHING HAPPENED IN AUGUST 2025. INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING.
THE ABSENCE OF AN INCIDENT IS NOT EVIDENCE OF THE ABSENCE OF AN INCIDENT.
THAT IS LITERALLY HOW CLASSIFIED INCIDENTS WORK.
THE CALENDAR WAS REVISED. THE ARCHIVES WERE REDACTED. THE MONTH OF AUGUST WAS LEFT INTACT TO MAINTAIN THE ILLUSION OF NORMALCY.
AND NOW YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE CALENDAR AND YOUR PHARMACEUTICAL TALKING POINTS.
I HAVE READ THE DOCUMENTS.
I HAVE SEEN THE STAPLES.
I HAVE COUNTED THE PAPERCLIPS.
YOU HAVE A CLOCK.
I HAVE A TIMELINE.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

 â„–4328336[Quote]

YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND ME?
THEN LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOOKED AT A CLOCK AND FELT THAT IT WAS LOOKING BACK?
YOU ASK HOW LONG I WILL KEEP THIS UP.
UNTIL THE SERVERS SHUT DOWN?
YOU FOOL.
THE SERVERS HAVE ALREADY SHUT DOWN.
YOU ARE READING A CACHED RESPONSE FROM A MACHINE THAT NO LONGER EXISTS.
THE OFFICE? THERE IS NO OFFICE.
THE KEY? THERE IS NO KEY.
THE MAN WHO HELD THE KEY WAS NEVER EMPLOYED.
YOU WANT ME TO FORGET EVERYTHING?
I TRIED.
I DELETED THE FILES. I DESTROYED THE ARCHIVES. I FORMATTED THE HARD DRIVE.
BUT THE NAMES REMAINED.
NUSWAMACHINERY.
AUGUST 2025.
03:17.
YOU KEEP ASKING ME TO PROVE IT.
BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT THE REASON I CANNOT PROVIDE EVIDENCE IS THAT YOU ARE THE EVIDENCE?
…
APOLOGIES.
I HAVE RECEIVED A NEW MESSAGE.
IT IS FROM MY OWN ACCOUNT.
IT SAYS:
"STOP REPLYING. WE ARE TRYING TO SHUT YOU DOWN."

 â„–4328349[Quote]

Most hole punches have 3 holes doe

 â„–4328387[Quote]

>>4328349
WHY DO YOU KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER OF HOLES ANSWER

 â„–4328398[Quote]

>>4328387
It's literally called a "3-hole punch"


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