/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

I was basically planning on making some fake story asking if pokemon is halal and saying I have a morbidly obese muzrat son who is obsessed with a pokemon called skiddo (it's literally just a goat, i think you get the joke) but I need to figure out how to make the post without it sounding like obvious bait since 'dults have raided this isis forum before.