>>4289680 (OP)I'm currently wearing my pajamas and I don't plan on leaving my house today because I am unattractive and I have no friends and I don't have a girlfriend and I've been invited to no parties and I'm too old to trick or treat and I'm not enough of a nigger to set off firecrackers or throw eggs at people's houses and also because I'm smarter and more awesome than everybody else and they don't deserve to be enlightened by my presence on All Hallows' Eve.