>>4284253 (OP)Halloween is for normalfags and children. I will be sitting at home pondering my moral and intellectual superiority over every mindless manchild who decides to don a costume and attend a party (likely with alcoholic beverages involved) and, if I'm feeling particularly "festive", I might load up a Team Fortress 2 community server match to confer with some intellectuals of a similarly minded persuasion whenever I'm not pulverizing idiots with my strange killstreak minigun, loaded to its max ammunition capacity with nothing but stone cold rational truths.