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ITT we make a George Floyd Creepypasta
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I couldn't breathe.

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hello my name is higger nater, in September of last year my toilet got clogged so bad after I took a massive shit that it basically broke, so I decided to get a bigger toilet, so I went to the jimbo toilet store to get a new one, the cashier was a vannablack nigger talking about something called "oneshot 'p"

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>>4273439 (OP)
"George Flyod kidnapped me and experimented on me in a UFO"

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>>4273459
>I was always a good kid, I'm male, 21 years old
>I had good grades in school, comfy gas station job in a small town in rural USA, never bothered anyone
>We rarely saw black people except for when they stopped in town to dine or to pay for gas
>There were probably more native americans living in our county than black people, or mexicans, or any immigrant groups like indians
>I usually worked morning to afternoons
>People mostly pay for gas at the pumps and since it's a small town few people bought anything else except cigars and slim jims
>My boss got sick earlier this week
>He's been missing a day or so every now and then
>"Stomach flu" he says and he had to stay at home again tonight
>So I guess I have to do closing again until 11pm

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>>4273439 (OP)
how's it looking, what would u change?

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>>4273466
>It gets pretty boring here and we don't have a tv, so I usually turn on the radio
>"Very windy evening weather expected" some meteorologist said, and it cut back to the country music
>Some guy came in and asked to use the restroom, didn't buy anything, I said sure go ahead.
>It's around 9:00 and the sun is setting, outside is looking pretty red
>It's not hot out, but it's the kind of slow pressing red that bleeds the soul I say
>The wind is picking up outside too, I hope it's not going to be a tornado
>The lamp outside the door is suspended on a chain and it swings back and forth every minute or so

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>On a random day, I decided to see the vidrel of george floyd's arrest to remember how that coaly movement started, but something was off, that nigga's whole body was blurry, and the cops talked in such a weird voice, like they were out of air.
>I decided to see it further, as it caught my attention with all this weird schizo edits
I don't know if this is inteoduction is generic I never wrote something before

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>>4273477
>My country music got interrupted by that annoying weather alert alarm again
>Damn, it's so unnerving
>The meteorologist says that the wind is picking up and that it's good conditions for a dust storm
>Hate my life, I would have to stay in past 11pm if there is a dust storm outside
>The light outside is swinging pretty fast now and I hear the wind pushing on the walls with sudden thuds almost like someone got thrown against it
>This is the worst week at work I ever had
>It's getting very dark outside too, so a dust storm can't even be seen coming
>At least I am inside my gas station and if I have to spend some extra hours in here I will still have access to some snacks and the restroom

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>>4273486
>About an hour later it's still windy outside and the dust is definitely getting tossed around
>The weather alert comes on again and the weatherman says that there is now a possible tornado warning for my county
>Damn it, now I will have to spend the whole night here because I will not risk going outside with a tornado warning and winds beating everything
>I can hear the lamp beat around the wall by the main door
>The light keeps playing hectically like someone is rapidly waving around a flashlight

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how come there was never a george droyd creepypasta?
>I used to work for microsoft and we tried putting george floyds mind into an AI, it went horribly wrong.

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>>4273489
>The radio lost the signal, I tried to change it to a different station but now everything I get is fuzz
>I can hear thunder now outside and the winds are really heavy
>"Boom", the lamp outside exploded with a pop, must have hit the wall too hard this time, I went and turned the switch off
>I could see some lights flash outside and more thunder
>There is a whole duststorm outside and I can see it from my windows and the lights still on inside
>I went to the small office behind the registers and pulled out an emergency kit just in case
>It had a flashlight and I still had my phone in case of emergency like the power going out
>But If I get sucked up in a tornado those things wouldn't really help
>I should probably shut the power off preemptively just in case anything damages the power lines

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>>4273501
>I went and turned off all the light switches in the place
>I turned the flashlight on and walked back into the office to flip the breaker switches as a precaution too
>When I did that I went back to the chair at the register and sat down in it
>Suddenly I heard a loud fart "Pbbbfffttt"
>It startled me, then I heard it again "PBBBBFFFT" louder this time
>Oh I forgot there was a guy in the restroom for like an hour now
>I knocked on his door and asked him if he was alright
>"I get diarrhea when I get nervous and the lights came off so I can't help it" He said something like that, mumbled it through the closed door.
>With the weather outside I was pretty nervous too and suddenly the lightning really kicked in

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>>4273518
brb ill finish the second half in a bit

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>>4273466
someone narrated this when he's finish



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