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How the avengers would react to the Russian Invasion of Ukraine, a thread:

Captain America: Don't worry guys, I've seen these Russians before. I've seen stalin, Putin doesn't stand a chance. *throws shield at russian soldier, snapping his spine*

Thor: "This looks like a job for me" "not so fast!!!" says Falcon. "These aren't just your everyday criminal. These are russian soldiers, I've seen them use their bow. You're gonna need more than your hammer" "you sure about that?" thor says, hitting Sergey Lavrov with lightning

Dr. Strange: Opens a time portal, sending fleeing russian troops straight through it, sending them to February 23rd, 1843. Wong: "Now THAT is what I call a Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day"Strange: "ww2 hasn't even happened yet, you need to crack open a history book!"

Black Panther: "I know what it's like to avoid the world for all these years like you've avoided Russia president Zelensky" This is followed by a thunderous "Yibambe!" chant as tens of thousands of wakandans converge on the ukrainian border.
The Ukrainian military, now armed with weapons made out of vibranium, plows through russian tank and artillery divisions, beelining towards Moscow.

"Nice army vlad, but what you failed to consider, is that we have the hulk." Iron man says. The iron legion steps in to aid the citizens of Kyiv, to the cheers of the entire world.