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(max effort/volume during rounds)
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4x30s frog hops in place, 30s rest inbetween rounds
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2 mins rest
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4x30s split jumps, 30s rest inbetween rounds
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2 mins rest
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4x30s jumping skaters, 30s rest inbetween rounds
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2 mins rest
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4x30s marching glute bridges, 30s inbetween rounds
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2 mins rest
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4x30s burpees, 30s inbetween rounds.
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If you don't even attempt to do dis you will be atomized by my massive quads.
LET'S GET THIS BREAD

 â„–4255309[Quote]

*skips leg day*

 â„–4255316[Quote]

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Nope.

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>>4255309
you.never.skip.the.leg.day I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING ZOOMY ZOOM ZOOMS YOU FART-BRAINED CHUCKLEFUCKS YOU FUCKING SPAWNS OF TIKTOK YOU FUCKING GENERATION OF DYSGENIC FAILURESIWFHEUIROBBTHGIROIJJ

 â„–4255328[Quote]

hey frogman my wrist stilll hurts also i already excersized
it was a chest day

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also stop posting these at night

 â„–4255333[Quote]

>>4255328
DO YOU FUCKING USE YOUR WRISTS FOR LOCOMOTION? YOU CAN SKIP THE BURPEES IF THAT HELPS

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>>4255333
no i think i snapped the tendon or something

 â„–4255355[Quote]

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 â„–4255360[Quote]

I hate you nusois. I absolutely fucking abominate you you weaklings. there is no mercy found in my amphibian three-chambered heart

 â„–4255363[Quote]

frogman you look really hurt are you sure this is good for you

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>>4255363
high blood pressure will last for some time due to heavy oxygen debt and high laxation

 â„–4255370[Quote]

post your weekly workout routine

 â„–4255374[Quote]

>>4255368
AND MY UNRELENTING ALL-CONSUMING ANGER

 â„–4255395[Quote]

>>4255370
It's too long to post, I post my workouts day by day when I have the time and I remember to do so, here's the split:
Legs/cardio
Arms
Core (mixed with cardio)
Upper back/neck
Rest
Repeat
Add to it ruck marches, swimming, some martial arts training, badmington sometimes, running and you have the full picture. my workouts last between 30 minutes to an hour.

 â„–4255400[Quote]

>>4255395
also 6x45 push-ups every day and random pull-ups and dips when I'm bored

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>>4255400
anyway I don't spend more than 1.5 hours doing full effort each day except for long rucks or runs, if I have the time you have the time.

 â„–4255421[Quote]

Why would I do leg day? So I can run away? That's sissy behaviour

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>>4255421
you can also run towards somebody, you know.

 â„–4255431[Quote]

Give me alternatives to the jumps I dont want to annoy my downstairs neighbors

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>>4255423
It is much more worthwhile to be a fatass since every step you take shakes the ground and instills intimidation on your enemies

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>>4255431
do 4x60s of squats, forward lunges, normal skaters, don't jump during burpees. it's like 20% of the workout I posted so no max benefits or just get a noise cancelling mat.

 â„–4255452[Quote]

>>4255395
>It's too long to post, I post my workouts day by day when I have the time and I remember to do so, here's the split:
>Legs/cardio
>Arms
>Core (mixed with cardio)
>Upper back/neck
>Rest
>Repeat
don't you have it written down to paste? Do you write them down here everytime?
>some martial arts training
do this already 4x a week 1-2h each
>add to it ruck marches… badmington sometimes
not appliable
>swimming
good idea, no can do, too cold for the lakes and shitty beaches, and regardless they're too far
>running and you have the full picture.
maybe
>also 6x45 push-ups every day and random pull-ups and dips when I'm bored
sounds good

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>>4255452
>Do you write them down here everytime
I remember them at this point or use a notepad for more complicated ones. You can make a good workout in your head in a minute if you know the exercises well.
>no can do, too
you don't have a swimming pool in your town?

also do my fucking workout or I'll do frog hops on your neck

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>>4255452
also how are ruck marches N/A for you? if you can run you can shuffle with a backpack

 â„–4255475[Quote]

frogman my backpack weighs like 6 kilos from all the books and shit and i can barely feel the weight now what does this mean

 â„–4255477[Quote]

>>4255475
mine weighs like 30 kilograms dry and I do 30 km with it. what does that mean?

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>>4255477
i don't know boss what does it mean

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>>4255483
put in more weight. buy a weighted plate. start with like 10-15kg if 6 are not noticable.

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>>4255486
okay thanks big man i will begin doing this

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>>4255483
also >books
your center of mass should be close to your upper back, not hanging off your buttcheeks. buy a proper backpack.

 â„–4255497[Quote]

>>4255490
well you'll need proper footwear/socks too because you little sneakers will fall apart after two hours on the trail, trust me

 â„–4255507[Quote]

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>>4255497
i have these are they enough

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No one should do this

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>>4255512
everybongo should do dis you fucking mong

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>>4255464
>you don't have a swimming pool in your town?
takes some time to get there, not worth it
>also do my fucking workout or I'll do frog hops on your neck
I'll collect the workouts and start once I have them all planned for the weeks
>also how are ruck marches N/A for you? if you can run you can shuffle with a backpack
don't want to do both that and running, but now that I think about it, I'll do that instead of running. Also need shoes for that, I only have social ones that mess up your feet if you try exercising in them

 â„–4255520[Quote]

This routine is fucking trash

 â„–4255521[Quote]

>>4255517
you can run with your backpack on, you know. like do 60s mid-effort run then 3 minutes walk and repeat 10 times. good cardio conditioning.

 â„–4255522[Quote]

This is useless your training to be a cardio bunny

 â„–4255524[Quote]

Calisthenics doesnt work for building muscle

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How about you just buy a barbell and do some squats

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>>4255507
this is what proper boots for this look like. you need ankle support.

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>>4255522
>>4255524
>>4255529
you couldn't tell jack from shit, nigga. I know people who do calisthenics only and could still snap you in half.

 â„–4255550[Quote]

>>4255536
Noone has ever gotten strong from calisthenics

 â„–4255554[Quote]

>>4255550
not even navy seals who do calisthenics 90% of the time.

 â„–4255556[Quote]

>>4255554
Theyre on steroids

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>>4255556
people who do squats with barbells and look like a fucking meat cube are never on gear though.

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>>4255521
fair enough
>Arms
>Core (mixed with cardio)
>Upper back/neck
Core was posted before but I didn't save it.
>Legs/cardio
I'll try this one today

 â„–4255571[Quote]

>>4255564
I'll post core again some other day.

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>>>4255556
>people who do squats with barbells and look like a fucking meat cube are never on gear though.

 â„–4255614[Quote]

>>4255575
why bitch, why? why why why? why gorebomb my gemmy thread? how dare (You)

 â„–4255626[Quote]

>>4255564
>I'll try this one today
remember to post how it went

 â„–4255720[Quote]

uppy



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