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i stole some gum the other day
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One night, I pissed in a Dixie cup and poured a little in the water reservoir of my parents' coffee machine. The next morning I heard them talking about what a strong batch it was. Geg
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I am circumcised
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I'm a bad guy and I'm a bad girlfriend.
You are making a lot of noise in your book, take care of it.
Mr.
The team was confused.
You got mad and stared at me, you stood up and greeted me.
I am Basque.
"I'm sorry, I
The internet is real.
The grave was found with the remains of the tomb.
stop
elp
You didn't do it right.
"Oh my! I'm so sorry!" she said, sounding sleepy.
I'm keeping you and I'm throwing you all off.
The body is in the ass. 1 cool feel the retarded bullet disc stretching with pale white ass.
I heard her sleepy giggling.
The sound of the wind and the roar of the wind were so loud that it was almost deafening.
Oh my gosh.
It's got time.
The snowballs entered the leader team and the sorority team came together.
"B to thee b to thee o! Thee's shaking! Bvo!"
I am going to go to bed.
"Oh my god, we're going to eat!" The sleeping girl sat down and looked at him.
They ate the fish themselves.
The gypsy is still pumping with irrelevant oil and holding with the head of the strong blade of grass.
The whole flock of women went to the old man's house and opened it.
Oh, my dear, I am so happy.
The retarded sleepyhead said "you're so cute"!
You are the one who is
The sign of the day is the sign of the day.
You are welcome, you
I am still silent, but I still have my eyes open.
"My mouth is full of smoke, man"
I should have taken a nose more.
The whole thing started with the same thing.
"Blap, blap, blap, blap!"
"Plap goes thee ohite bops!"
But the snow was still falling, and it was still falling.
The finale is a real seed that was released in the spring.
I am full of joy and peace.
2 eggs for sale.
I'm a foodie.
so tell me /soy/
Will you 4vort it or keep it?
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i once shoved my dick into a bottle of shampoo
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I pee in bottles and just pour the pee out the window when im lazy
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I saw a black man and his blonde girlfriend.
He was making a lot of noise in the library so I confronted him.
That was a mistake.
He got mad and stared me down, then stood up and approached me.
I backed up.
"bix noods mutha fuggen whitey man fuggen nga muh dick nga you best not be doin dat sheit man dem som stupid n sheit man"
I undersood immediately.
He grabbed me by the throat.
Stop.
Help.
He didn't care.
"Uh oh! You got him mad!" said the snowbunny.
He threw me down and ripped my pants off.
He fucked me in the ass. I could feel his retarded black dick stretching my pale white asshole.
I heard the snowbunny giggling.
The ape continued to grunt and growl while fucking my tight white holes.
It got worse.
The snowbunny's entire cheerleader team and sorority combined arrived.
"B to the B to the C! That's right! BBC!"
I was crying by now.
"Oh God I love yaoi!" the snowbunny screamed in joy and she began to rub herself.
The guy was still pumping my ass relentless while holding my head down with his strong black foot.
The entire flock of the 'bunnies began to hold my mouth open with their feet while giggling.
The retarded snowbunny yelled "oh my gawd that's so hot"!
She then squirted her stupid snowbunny juice all in my mouth.
Then she announced she's on her period.
She let that sweet red snowbunny strawberry nectar leak into my mouth, still forced open by their feet.
"mutha fucken bix noods man"
I couldn't take much more.
He was started to get close to cumming.
"plap, plap, plap, plap!"
"plap goes the white boy!"
all the snowbunnies would chant, again and again.
Finally his warm seed was released in my ass.
I pulled up my pants and walked home.
That was 2 weeks ago.
Today I found out I'm boypreggers.
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When I was 6 I stole a chocolate at school from the girl I sat next to when no one was looking. I then let everybody blame it on the bad boy of the class. He cried.
To this day it remains the single most evil thing I have ever done.
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>>4246762Oh and I'm trooning out of course. Absolutely nobody knows about that.
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>>4246787There was an old man where I grew up. Everybody knew all his family hated him, and everybody knew he poisoned dogs.
I remember around 10 years ago seeing him walk very slowly, he sat in a corner, and just died then and there. Hours passed before they took the corpse away because nobody wanted to check up on him and nobody bothered to call the police or anything.
There was relief and cheers afterwards because stray dogs were more valuable to everybody than this man.
Don't underestimate just how much random civilized people love dogs, even the bad ones.
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bad person inside good person outside with a brain that try to control between these two individuals inside my brain
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>>4246792>Don't underestimate just how much random civilized people love dogs, even the bad ones.It's kinda like nigger worship in a way
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>>4246795Kinda but not really. Dogs are good company, and pleasant to the eye.
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>>4246795>show woman useless, possibly detrimental thing>she demands you protect it at all costs yep its the same
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>>4246803Would you be my boiwife? I bet you would look so good on a cage.
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I almost applied for a paramilitary group just so I can go and kill people legally but didn't go through because I didn't want to end up in some telegram torture video
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Also I was too scared of dying
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>>4246816want to kill ppl but scared of dying? ngmi
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I ambushed my friend's friend on the schoolyard when I was in primary school and grabbed him and twisted his ears. I learned a few years later he has some really weird medical condition where he has a sort of machine attached to his stomach from the skin because there is something wrong with his insides. I never got a chance to apologize before we graduated.
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>>4246818You are subhuman
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>>4246817why are you forgetting your name? Shy? Shy little bitch?
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>>4246818wth were you even doing? you didnt kick his ass you twisted his ears?
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>>4246828We know who you are
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>>4246817yes that's exactly what I want. I want to be the one shooting people not getting shot
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>>4246829so? i havent hidden that at all
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>>4246831be a sniper then
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>>4246832don't play games with me boy
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>>4246826I was like 8 at the time, but really I should have been able to since that illness he had made him a turbo manlet,when we graduated I was probably 5'10 and he was 5'4-5'5 oder so
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>>4246838Don't make daddy upset.
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Wyoming
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>>4246839annnnnd now hes a perv too.
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>>4246839who need a poldaddy
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>>4246845I'm going to tame you and make you mine bitch
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>>4246853I wasn't aware that you were so popular with men
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>>4246939File format is wrong