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I have become my irl friend's alarm clock. She wants me to call her every morning because she said she doesn't want to oversleep for classes. What is this pill called?

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the cuckpill

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>>4242742
How come? I really enjoy this deal honestly

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she has an alarm on her phone. idk which one of you is the bigger retard here…

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>>4242763
She said she takes sleeping pills and I have seen her get late often so

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>>4242770
if her phone alarm wont wake her up how is a phone call going to be any different.

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>>4242780
She said she wants to try so i started doing this since last week and it's ok for now

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>>4242784
why havent you just offered to wake her up irl

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>>4242763

Atleast he has a girlfriend and gets pussy you retarded sad faggot

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Brutal bro

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>>4242790
I have a girlfriend

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>>4242792
kid im waaaaaaay beyond that stage in life i already have children ffs

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>>4242804

Lmao so what your probably a bitch irl

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>>4242799
ghen why are you entertaining this nonsense at all? tell your friend to get a boyfriend and quit wasting your time. she'll more than likely sabotage your relationship given enough time

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>>4242806
oh god here we fuckin' go

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>>4242807

How many cocks did you suck before having kids and how many after kids LGBT faggot?

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Kill yourself foid worshipper scum

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>>4242819

Lmao he is a feminist maybe but he gets pussy unlike you sad faggot

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>>4242807
She helps me with uni stuff greatly and I like taking care of and helping all my friends a lot.

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Its called the alarmpill

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>>4242823
What's a "friend" lol

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>>4242823
well id definitely be wary of shit atleast. especially if she started acting closer to you when you got a gf specifically

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>>4242824
BRUTAL.

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>>4242739 (OP)
Its called the losercore pill
>>4242824
Nobody calls it that

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>>4242828
Anyone that plays vido games or spends time with me in any other way, trusts me a lot and tells me stuff they wouldn't tell to anyone else, gives me their exclusive time and wants to see me. Very rare, but I have some like this and I only wish to keep them by my side forever. I am not that close with her though, we met recently.

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>>4242829
Meds my loyalty is my greatest virtue, no one can outloyal me and anyone who tries to sully my virtues will get killed asap. I do not entertain tween-like nonsense

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>>4242853
your loyalty means jack shit in the grand scheme of things. your kindness can always be percieved as weakness and women will take advantage of it.

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>>4242874

Lmao your a faggot your automatically a bitch to everyone

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>>4242874
But helping people makes me feel so nice…

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>>4242887
i get it, thats human nature for the most part. still you should keep your guard up, women are evil.

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And my loyalty is absolute and I feel like a gigachad that there is no one who can match me and I am the most righteous folx in the entire world. Everyone will die as a rotten thing, but my righteousness is forever.

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>>4242896
I will. My guard is always up.

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>>4242907
alright i believe in you



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