>>4225749uhhh yeah heres some brief pointers
1. invest in real estate
2. theres no such thing as a permanent record
3. always eat breakfast
4. all the girls on the internet are actually dudes
5. never ever buy the extended warranty on anything, EVER.
alco chicks like it when you tell them theyre pretty but they also like it when youre kind of a dick to em, so mix it up a little