Man goes to a forest with his shotgun. He shoots everything up but kills no one. And then a bear comes from behind and says: "Either I'm gonna kill you or you get fucked by me". The man wants to live so he chooses the second humiliating option. He comes ba

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Russian anecdote Chud BpwyHO4N 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:34:06 №4223947 [Quote]

Man goes to a forest with his shotgun. He shoots everything up but kills no one. And then a bear comes from behind and says: "Either I'm gonna kill you or you get fucked by me". The man wants to live so he chooses the second humiliating option. He comes back next day with an automatic rifle and he wants revenge, he shoots and destroys everything and it again kills no one. The bear comes back from behind and says: "You didn't learn your lesson? You got the same options". He again chose the 2nd option. Next day he comes back with machine gun and grenades and wants revenge even more. He destroys everything including bearcave but kills no one again. The bear comes back from behind and says: "Man do you even come here to hunt?"

Chud bVlJwAAt 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:34:39 №4223949 [Quote]

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>Man goes to a forest with his shotgun. He shoots everything up but kills no one. And then a bear comes from behind and says: "Either I'm gonna kill you or you get fucked by me". The man wants to live so he chooses the second humiliating option. He comes back next day with an automatic rifle and he wants revenge, he shoots and destroys everything and it again kills no one. The bear comes back from behind and says: "You didn't learn your lesson? You got the same options". He again chose the 2nd option. Next day he comes back with machine gun and grenades and wants revenge even more. He destroys everything including bearcave but kills no one again. The bear comes back from behind and says: "Man do you even come here to hunt?"

Mojtaba pQeCccg4 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:35:34 №4223957 [Quote]

White culture is joking about how much you like getting sodomized by animals

Chud BpwyHO4N 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:36:02 №4223961 [Quote]

>>4223957
Bro

Colorjak 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:36:57 №4223973 [Quote]

Is this russian?
My dad told me the same joke once geg

Chud ElVFF4HN [VPN] 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:37:08 №4223975 [Quote]

>>4223947 (OP)
ok but what the fuck is the moral of the story, kinda intriguing about the talking animal but why would a man air out his gun at everything he sees, just shoot the damn bears when you get the chance

Colorjak 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:38:32 №4224004 [Quote]

>>4223975
Slavs are retarded that is the lesson

Colorjak 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:39:09 №4224007 [Quote]

>>4223957
But slavs aren't white…

Colorjak 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:39:19 №4224008 [Quote]

Russoshit get f.ucke.d by many holol bear😂

BharvtGod F6jgLj08 [VPN] 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:40:36 №4224013 [Quote]

@grok do bears in Russia talk?

Chud KGD2oRb9 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:41:23 №4224018 [Quote]

>>4223957
I don't think he's refering to the animal…

Colorjak 10/18/26 (Sun) 15:43:08 №4224025 [Quote]

>>4223947 (OP)
The clouds are striking,
The earth is shaking,
What does bear do?
…