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I just finished jacking off, AMA.

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did you think of me while doing it hehe?

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PE status?

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>>4222879
Soft, it's been a while and not hard anymore. Think it's shortening with how much I've been doing it lately…Hopefully I can reduce it when I move.
>>4222878
…Maybe a little…

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By 'reduce it' I mean masturbation, not my dick size. Just felt like clarifying that.

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the plague is being spread by antimoralists

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hows post nut clarity setting in?

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>>4222898
Not really much. The thing I nutted too wasn't particularly taboo. Plus I sorta realized jacking off as fast as possible is just better than sitting around hard all day since you clear your mind faster so I don't care as much about it's degeneracy now.

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>>4222868 (OP)
Why don't you just have sex?

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>>4222868 (OP)
how did you clean up?

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>>4222913
Hypergamy.

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>>4222914
I nutted into a tissue which I threw away after.

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Now I'm going to get up to piss where I'll wash my hands too.

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>>4222912
once you ascenes to godhood you can masturbate with your mund hands free and finally make it to heaven because that doesnt count technically

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>>4222931
dont pee in the sink wtf

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>>4222916
taste it

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>>4222932
I've jacked off hands free before by fucking my bed does that count?

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w goons?

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have you ever shit so hard, that cum appear from your cock?

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>>4222937
The semen? Already threw away.

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>>4222942
No. I have shit so hard on numerous occasions that my ass ached for days though.

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>>4222938
its not technically masturbating… God left alot of loopholes after all, just ask the jews.

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>>4222941
I'd say so, yes. Took a while to find what I wanted but I was thoroughly satisfied in the end.

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>>4222954
sharing is caring

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>>4222942
indonesian excellence

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>>4222957
Salt and the jannies will 'ape me doebeit. Plus I kinda don't wanna share it…

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>>4222952
There's actually a synagogue near me (Yeah Jews living in the Tax Haxen who could've guessed) maybe I should ask them.

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>>4222963
selfish cunt man wtf

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>>4222963
theres only so many rules we can narrow it down pretty easy now geg

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>>4222967
if they arent hasidic and youre atleast white passing they might be alright with it

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>>4222935
Sorry saar I meant the room I piss in- specifically that I'll piss in the toilet, flush it, then move over to the sink where I'll wash my hands with soap, then leave and return here.

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That better?

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>>4222969
Blame Salt I'd drop the link through a Colorjak but that Panama guy is just camping this thread for an excuse to 'nish me.
>>4222970
Ehh still Jannies vibe-rule this site. One day they approve Miss-Circle Porn, the very next second they'll ban you for posting it o algo.
>>4222975
I dunno. Either way to get there I'd had to walk outside which I don't wanna do since it's hot and there's niggers.

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>>4222994
>panama
Thai*

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>>4222994
also how much does hurricane season affect your weather? closest ive ever been to the Caribbean is key west(which fucking sucks btw)

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As you can probably tell my humor is in the shitter currently because I'm staying up to see that New Death Battle.
>Why?
It's Goku VS Saitama and if they get the verdict wrong I get an excuse to shit on the channel more. If not? I get good animation, win-win either way.

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>>4223002
Heavily. Back in the 2000s a Hurricane hit which caused billions of dollars in damages here.

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>>4223000
Same shitskin different shithole.

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>>4223003
DBZ historically always get shit on because they hated getting so many golu vs superman requests even though that SHOULDVE been like the first thing they did ever and its probably one of their most viewed videos if i had to guess.

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>>4223006
what i meant was usually on the east coast once we finally get some kind of tropical storm if when fall weather actually hits us. usually its in the mid 80s at the lowest with max humidity until then then it drops an absurd amount

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>>4223013
GVS1 was in the first season though and in Season 2 they followed up in a Sequel, just two years ago they made a Part 3. In case you were wondering: Goku loses all three
>Why?
They just seem to hate the Franchise in general, but yes you're correct with GVS1 being their most viewed video, with the sequels also being the most watched on the channel. You'd think with all the views that Dragon Ball pulls in they'd treat the franchise better, but no. The same thing happens with Sonic they've been making it fight the Mario series for over a decade and making it lose every time (Even though every serious powerscaler knows Sonic's verse demolishes Mario, they just have a weird ass agenda, no seriously they put Mario as gorillions time faster than Sonic, nophono takes them as a serious powerscaling channel because of this)
TLDR: Yeah they hate Dragon Ball and suck off comic shit (I mean just last year? They made SSJ Bardock lose to Omni-Man- but I think you get my point.)
>>4223032
I think it gets Humid here too when it gets like that yes, pretty sure it was flooding when that hurricane hit, or at least I've been told.
>Does it affect long term
I dunno to be honest I haven't been here that long, like I said I move often and while I have spent most of my life here, that was when I was a caca and therefore didn't know much. Even now I haven't been here long and (hopefully) won't be here longer.

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Sorry if that wasn't what you were asking like I said my brains a little fried from being tired.

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>>4223067
i will give them that the requests are annoying as fuck. they said in the first one that Goku literally cant beat superman because of the way the characters are written unless you take some 1940s supes that cant even fly yet then youd have something but Gokus whole point is getting to god status while superman is a god trying to be human. asking for more videos whenever goku gets a new hair color is fucking retarded except maybe MUI because thats the first one that wasnt just a bigger power level that means jack shit against a dude with basically infinite power. DB fans are mostly spics though i wouldnt expect much from them

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>>4223100
In 3 I believe they said Goku beats every version of Superman BUT the version of Superman they used. 1 was…a very retarded episode in general (A narrative deciding a win will always be a dumb way to get a verdict it's like saying Saitama's a gag character so he can't lose) But they also scaled GT Goku to Planetary and Said SSJ2 halves his speed? ??? Basically nothings changed and they're still pretty…well there's pretty much nothing up there in the powerscaling department if you catch my drift. To be fair, Battle of Gods does arguably have the best feat for Goku, ever, with the shockwaves of his punches affecting everything in DB's Universe 7 (Which TLDR: Contains timelines, the afterlife, various other shit that gets it to super high dimensions/dimensional tier) HOWEVER, they didn't take that into account when making 2, also GT should scale similar due to him being beating* Omega Shenron who did the exact same thing by just existing. Either way feeding Goku to the same guy just to give the exact same verdict just feels overly malicious for a group that claims to like the character. Like really? In all 13 of those years you couldn't even make him fight Sonic? I heard they did 3 because '2 fucking sucked' which while true doesn't really mean it deserved a 3rd, 1 was there anyways. Especially since they used Composite Goku in 3 and even made him do shit that wasn't even possible just for Superman to basically One Punch him? Yeah honestly Dragon Ball is probably the most disrespected Franchise on the show, I mean Saitama's entire wincon is just Death Battle getting their scaling wrong kek, either way this current matchup just feels like a pity win for Goku so they can get more views from Dragon Ball fans only to make Dragon Ball characters lose the next 3 - 4 matchups they're in. What I don't get is the fanbase going 'Oh these Comics Characters scale unreasonably high and are unbeatable' and then going out of their way to request matchups said non-comic character has no chance of winning? People say Gorr the God Butcher is equal to Thor (Who's on the level of Superman) and therefore demolishes the Dragon Ball verse (To them anyways) and then want him to fight Zamasu? Pure retardion on their end, speaking of which they just made Cell, not even Cell Max, regular Cell, fight Super Neo Metal Sonic (Basically imagine pitting up Namek Frieza against Jiren that's the power gap) and said matchup was also a highly requested thing? Then they just say 'DB is either too weak or strong for it's matchups' when in reality they just can't scale it right and overscale comics. Okay I'll shut up now but you get the point, Death Battle as a whole is retarded and the only good thing about it is it's animation which isn't even made by them anymore. I will say though, credit where's it due, in recent years the animation has been decently stellar (Shadow VS Mewtwo 2 looked like something better than official Sonic Media, seriously that was ludicrously high animation and feels wasted being used on that show) but that's it. And you can't really give it credit for reasons stated earlier. Oh yeah and to finish my aspie rant Superman isn't that strong, Goku arguably is at his level and he was basically robbed in 3 since composited Goku scales without a doubt infinitely higher than Superman (And a case can be made for 1 & 2 since Superman didn't have higher scaling back then- Okay yeah you get it I'll stop for real now.)

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What did you fapped to?

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>>4223187
What type of porn?

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>>4223190
I guess Hentai? Was 3D animation.

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>>4223198
I don't know why but I something tell me it was trap porn

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>>4223206
Funnily enough, no.

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>>4223185
>ssj2 halves his speed
jfc they dont pay attention to shit. ssj2 literally exists as the bridge that maxes out super saiyan in speed and power. its actually the ONLY thing about it lol i hate these guys so much sometimes.

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>>4223214
They still have the entire Sonic Verse at Light Speed despite Sonic getting noticeably faster and stronger throughout every game to the point his sheer speed can break time itself.

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>>4223210
Then it was 'p hentai.

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The entire Sonic Verse was robbed in each of their matchups but ESPECIALLY Eggman. He ANNIHILATES Bowser and his army.

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>>4223224
They made a guy who warps space time and reality itself who's stronger than a timeline destroying omnipresent god die to a thwomp.

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>>4223225
Milf? Gilf? Gay?
I am just asking stop giving the infos drop by drop

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cayfag is this w goons

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>>4223231
The most Vanilla shit possible I'm talking BWC Vaginal on big breasted white woman.

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>>4223220
pretty sure sonic is light speed at the first game isnt he lol but shit even Goku can break past time related barriers thru just brute forcing it now like he did against Hit. he definitely cant touch someone like sonic or flash but he can retard strength thru just about any kind of bullshit hes almost a gag character himself

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>>4223224
they had ganondorf kill bowser with hax too they just do shit

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>>4223238
Yeah the first game 30+ years ago, funnily enough, in the original main four games (1,2 3&Knuckles, CD) he's so fast to the point he can run through time itself back to the future style. But yes saar clearly only FTL. In general Goku should be faster than time due to Metal Cooler being able to pull Goku out of an instanteous move and due to Goku being able to move throughout an infinite realm (otherworld), Hit's time was more of a hax thing but even then you're correct. In the Buu Saga when Super Buu got trapped and he just screamed hard to the point reality tore apart. (Still below planetary btw). Technically Dragon Ball did start as a gag manga and Goku DID break a manga in one of the first chapters so there is that!
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You know when I told you they made Omni-Man beat SSJ Bardock? You wanna know how? They scaled SSJ Bardock to multi-planetary only (Ignore the fact he's 50X stronger than King Vegeta who could cause star level explosions) and Omni-Man, to get this, Sun level by a DISK BLOCKING THE SUN. It's like covering the sun with a piece of paper, breaking it, and then saying you scale to the sun itself. It gets better when you actually know Invincible and realize THE TWO STRONGEST CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES LITERALLY DIE FROM THE SUN (With Thragg, the guy who oneshot Omni-Man practically atomizing from it) and Omni-Man needing two of the strongest viltrumites, a laser (to destabilize a planet or else he'd die) and perfect landing (Or else he himself stated he'd die on impact with a planet) just to destroy a single planet. They just…cannot scale at all. What about that time they made Yei whatever the fuck she's called beat Tifa Lockhart? The same girl who scales to Cloud who killed Sepiroth a being above time itself with Yei not even being city level? What about that time they made Guts beat Nightmare because also, the narrative that he beats stronger opponents? What about that time they went out of their way to lie in Gru VS Megamind and purposely underscale Megamind just to make Gru win by saying Lighting doesn't scale to lighting? Quite frankly their bias is so laughably obvious at times you gotta wonder how there's so many retards still funding it.

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>>4223290
i was using hits time skip as a reference because only Goku could actually break it. even jiren had to predict hits moves Goku just said "time travel is gay fuck you" and punched him through it. thats something UI cant even help him with only his retarded ass could think of that because hes too stupid to understand physics so he doesnt bother and bypasses them. its lazy writing but very true to character

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>>4223340
Technically Goku was predicting it before hand but I get your point. Also Goku is smart Battle-IQ wise I mean even in OG DB he instantly copied Roshi's kamehameha which takes a century to learn (From Roshi's only words), or how in the Manga he copied the ability to Hakai which isn't even supposed to be possible with destruction energy? Or how about the fact he learned and near fully mastered UI in the 48 minutes of the tournament, a Technique so hard to master that not even the gods who've been alive for an unknowable amount of time could learn? I'm over-explaining I know, just saying Goku may be a dunce in general knowledge but he's a smartass when it comes to Battle IQ o algo.

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>>4223232
No, lacks…A lot of things for starters.

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>>4223393
Goku did predict it but Hit easily could change up enough that it didnt work thats why he busted out the blue kaioken and literally broke time then got upset because he was saving it for beerus and Hit also couldnt fight at full strength anyway. but Jiren flat out isnt that strong hes just an even better fighter than Goku. Goku still has the best feat though fighting roshi.
>hard to beat drunken fist if you've never been drunk before
<oh yeah! well youve never been part monkey!
gag bullshit trembles before the might of the Gigatard

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i feel like i should like one piece more because luffy definitely operates under the same logic as goku but its nowhere near as good as DB at it

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>>4222878
Nigger

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>>4223437
It has horrendous pacing to the point you'd be better off reading the manga but at that point, why even bother?

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>>4222888
Nuswa…………

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>>4222919
I just nut and wipe the sperm off my nuts with toilet paper

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>>4223444
im like 100 episodes from being caught up as is, its mostly been background noise while i workout this summer though i barely have cared about anything for the last 500 episodes



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