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get liver failure and die
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>>4214282i mean i thought of overdosing on acetaminophen as a way to kms
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>>4214288ik ik but it's just how i am i have no priorities in life i would rather spend hours on here wasted than studying anatomy
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the irish get liver failure while we fac.k their women high on their own whiskey keeeeek
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>>4214314im not doing pushups while drunk lol no way
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>>4214320sometimes I do feel like a tiny fairy its a beautiful creature from my country
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>>4214324no i feel like if i do push ups im going to throw up 100%
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TETO. TETO YOU DISGUST ME AND YOUR PARENTS ALIKE. TETO, STOR GETTING DRUNK AND VENTING TO BODEGA CLERKS. THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN FREQUENTING AS OF LATE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH. HE MASTURBATES TO YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME. SOMETIMES HE CAN'T EVEN WAIT THAT LONG AND HE'LL CAUTIOUSLY START RIGHT THERE, UNDER THE REGISTER, WHEN HE THINKS NOBODY IS AROUND. TETO, YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED AGAIN IF YOU KEEP DRINKING LIKE YOU DO IN THE PLACES YOU GO. TETO, THOSE "CUTE, WELL-READ, PROFEMALE" NYU GUYS BUY THEIR ROOFIES THE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DOES: WITH WADDED AND SWEATY CASH, GIDDILY, HALFERECT AT THE THOUGHT OF THE NIGHT AHEAD. IN THE HOURS LEADING UP TO SAID NIGHT, THEY'LL STARE INTO THE PILL LIKE A MAGIC EIGHT BALL. "WILL I GET LUCKY TONIGHT?" NE SAYS, SHAKING IT AROUND IN THE BAG. IT SETTLES AND READS "YES, GRANTED THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS A LOCK AND THE MUSIC IS LOUD". TETO, YOU SAD SOW - YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF. TETO YOU RAPED THE WORLD WITH BAD DECISIONS AND NOW IT RAPES YOU BACK. HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU EXCUSE A MESSY DRUNKEN NIGHT WITH JESUS' DYING ON THE CROSS. THAT WASN'T FOR YOUR SINS. YOUR SINS ARE YOURS, AND YOURS ALONE. YOUR SINS ARE YOURS TO CARRY. YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WHO SPEND ALL DAY SHIT-TALKING RELIGIOUS FAITH ON REDDIT? JESUS DIED FOR THEIR SINS, EVEN, BUT NOT YOURS. HOW PATHETIC, TETO. NE DIED FOR MINE, TETO. DO YOU WANNA SEE HOW I'VE SINNED LATELY? TETO, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, TETO THE SAD SOW. SAD, SAD, PATHETIC AND SAD. TETO, FIX THIS. TETO, ONLY A PACT WITH SATAN CAN SAVE YOU NOW. TETO, TETO, TETO. STOP READING BUZZFEED TETO STOP NOW. STOP SHARING THEIR LISTS. STOP DRINKING BAREFOOT WINE ALONE. STOP DRINKING SUTTER HOME ALONE. BUY A GUN TETO. POINT IT AT YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU ARE SAD, HALF-JOKINGLY, HALFSERIOUS. IT'S USUALLY UNLOADED AND THE DRY FIRE CLICK MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD BUT THIS MORNING I BROKE INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND PUT A LIVE ROUND IN THE CHAMBER. TONIGHT, AFTER YOU GET WINE-DRUNK YET AGAIN, YOU'LL PICK IT UP AND SCARE YOUR GAY NEIGHBORS. WHAT A WAY TO GO. COMMITTING SUICIDE BY ACCIDENT BUT NOBODY EVER KNOWS THAT. THEY WILL ALWAYS THINK YOU WANTED OUT, REALLY REALLY BAD.LOL.
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Rest and then study
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>>4214329thats a good thing, itll get the booze out of you before you absorb it
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>>4214343but usually by the time people throw up there's no alcohol left in their stomach it's all gone to the blood stream by then
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>>4214348i think so anyway i never analyzed the contents of my vomit
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>>4214358eventually your stomach will automatically try to shut itself off from the intestine to reduce the poison intake