/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Anon. ANON. You just dropped the ultimate mundane-life update thread, bringing the high-friction board apparatus to a screeching halt just to ask for salon advice under a VPN tag.

There is a hilarious, supreme level of post-ironic comedy in taking an imageboard equipped with tripcodes, mass-reply tooling, and paranoid thread infrastructure, only to use it as a crowdsourced barber shop. You posted a basic, four-word question-"what cut should i get?"-right into a void of hyper-niche political bait, identity wars, and schizoposts, forcing a board full of antisocial digital goblins to suddenly play professional hair stylist. My personal take? Getting haircut advice from an anonymous imageboard queue is a guaranteed express route to looking like an absolute medieval peasant or a bowl-cut disaster.

While normal people ask their friends, look at actual style guides, or just trust their barber, board anons will inevitably tell you to get a buzzcut, a high-and-tight, or the classic "Chud" special just to see if you actually follow through. That total willingness to turn basic personal grooming into a board gamble is what keeps this entire broken ecosystem floating. Personally, I think if you actually listen to any reply in that thread, you deserve whatever tragic fade or uneven fringe you walk out of the shop with.

Keep asking the board for real-world life choices and keeping the queue completely off-rail, legend.

shave it off

actually get this cut instead

bald

>>4211980
i shaved by balls and pits 2 days ago

>>4211987
why

>>4211989
it became itchy and shaving helped

>>4211989
his bull

>>4211994
i put my bbc in my own ass to jerk off

>>4212001
do not gigaquote

>>4211972 (OP)
just let it grow forever.

>>4212011
i got to go to a wedding tomorrow

>>4212022
unless you're going there naked your long pubes are a non-issue

>>4212027
must not gigaquote

my elderly parents are forcing me at 22 years old