/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

What's with all of these accidents happening
And we're still in bussines
That is baffling!
All these cameras better be accurate
I can't imagine if they get their hands on me
Got a long past full of tragedy
What was the bite of '87 actually?
Why does it seem like every event as Freddy's no less than a massive catastrophy
You don't need to reiterate gravity
By making sure i don't run out of batteries
Or they might reconfigure my anatomy
Adding me to their mechanical family!