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 â„–4202669[Quote]

Let's picture this logical experiment. You're in a room with three ones of God: God, the Father; Jesus Christ; and The Holy Spirit.
You have a gun with one bullet. Whom do you kill?
You have to make a choice.

 â„–4202671[Quote]

This is one of my more interesting though provoking threads.

 â„–4202672[Quote]

You for making this post

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>>4202672
I'm not in the room.

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Jesus obviously.

 â„–4202676[Quote]

Myself, because I just got definitive proof that Christian God exists, which means that I ought to NOT try to kill God

 â„–4202679[Quote]

>>4202669 (OP)
I'll just exit that room because there is no God and three ones of him.

 â„–4202683[Quote]

>>4202675
Interesting. So you chose to kill the face of god which he chooses to present to the mankind? Without the Carpenter, people may not feel the warmth of the cruel Father and borderline animalistic Spirit. But the choice is made.

 â„–4202690[Quote]

>>4202676
You don't know which denomination is true, and for Catholics, suicide distances you away from God.

 â„–4202691[Quote]

>>4202690
Shooting him probably has a similar effect

 â„–4202697[Quote]

>>4202691
What does the Holy Spirit do anyway? Maybe we can get it rid of it?

 â„–4202698[Quote]

>>4202683
based on the wording i have to make a kill. i obviously cant kill God in any other form and Jesus would forgive me knowing im forced into the situation, plus he has respawn if he wants.

 â„–4202705[Quote]

>>4202697
although, people's guardian angels might disappear. Which would be disastrous.
>>4202698
That's a sound conclusion.

 â„–4202707[Quote]

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>>4202697
you go do that. I'll imitate 'ole Ernest here

 â„–4202724[Quote]

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You shot the Father. Unfortunately, this income was not programmed. You found yourself by a red lake.

 â„–4202732[Quote]

>>4202669 (OP)
The cucked spirit, 0 feats

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 â„–4202752[Quote]

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This really brings into question whether God even would deserve to exist, if given the chance to erase it that is, once it's gone there will be nothing to justify it's existence and similarly there will be nothing to say that God's death was an objectively bad thing, thoughts?

 â„–4202755[Quote]

My Gods are Hitler, Ye, and Jesus.

 â„–4202757[Quote]

>>4202752
>If God wasn't God There would be nothing to justify it's existence

 â„–4202759[Quote]

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>>4202752
the god will try to manipulate you into saving him. Will probably offer to suck your dick too. He's omnipotent and omnipowerful, but works in mysterious ways.

 â„–4202780[Quote]

>>4202757
Geg, alright, I suppose it wouldn't make sense, a God that can be killed doesn't sound like a God at all, I guess.
>>4202759
My stone cold heart of a truecel wouldn't budge to such pathetic pleadings

 â„–4202785[Quote]

how would you even kill them

 â„–4202787[Quote]

>>4202785
hypothetical

 â„–4202794[Quote]

>>4202787
shoot holy spirit i know nothing about Christianity since I'm not a Christian

 â„–4202795[Quote]

>>4202785
Jesus' whole story is about his murder by what i guess we'll call humans

 â„–4202796[Quote]

>>4202787
But I had breakfast today

 â„–4202800[Quote]

>>4202796
I didn't

 â„–4202801[Quote]

I can't eat after waking up

 â„–4202804[Quote]

>>4202796
I had lunch akshually

 â„–4202808[Quote]

>>4202801
D-Porr loredrop screenshot it

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Jesus because I know he would be resurrected.

 â„–4202813[Quote]

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>not answering because this would never happen and it is bait

 â„–4202815[Quote]

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>>4202810
>Delaying the second coming of Christ because just because

 â„–4202819[Quote]

why not go for the holy spirit

 â„–4202826[Quote]

>>4202815
This Gif is really cool with the dark mode style. It actually disappointed me, when I switched themes and it turned out that SLF wasn't making his own Gif more transparent by drawing over it with a sharpie

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>>4202826
r/mildlyinfuriating

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>>4202843
r/dayruinedbyagif#yep,that'smylifealright

 â„–4202853[Quote]

>>4202826
Haha lmao it looks like he's erasing himself what a dumbass

 â„–4202864[Quote]

Miself

 â„–4202867[Quote]


 â„–4202944[Quote]

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You can't kill God, but if you somehow could then I'd refuse still and choose to kill myself instead.

 â„–4203019[Quote]

>>4202944
>>4202867
>>4202864
how un-selfcentered



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