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If you were reborn in the Avatar universe, which kind bender do you want to be born as? Which element would you like to be able to bend? I'm just curious of which element would /pol/ namefags would like to bend.

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I want to be a firebender since bending fire is cool and fire is life and energy. Though being Avatar sounds nice too, being able to bend all 4 elements and restore the balance of the world, but I don't like the idea of reincarnation of the Avatar, so not really my pick.

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Firebender so that I can incinerate anyone I don't like

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Being Avatar means someone is always trying to fucking kill you to some extent.

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>>4158530
Kinda like gay people

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Earth because the rest are pantied and sissified

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>>4158542
Tbf that just depends on how creative you are. Airbenders seem like pussies but you get an airbender that's not a pacifist and they just start fucking bending the air out of people's lungs.

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>>4158548
BRAP bender

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>>4158548
You can just bend their bones
Or crush them with a giant boulder
>>4158549
Geg

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>>4158549
There's a genuine argument to be made that airbenders are actually the most dangerous because it's the one element you can't truly take away from someone without outright killing them.

>>4158551
I do agree that if earthbending can apply to shit like metal, glass, and even lava, bonebending should absolutely exist.

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Air bender because it has insane combat abilities and it is useful over all

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waterbender so I can bend my cum into my mouth

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I'm going with airbender because fucking hell gliding would be amazing

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There's some avatars that just worked on their own country so I would just get rid of the bad people in the government, deport the shitskins, and make an American empire with my powers.

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I would probally be fire but I would like to be air

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>>4158583
Then you die and it immediately all goes to shit again

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>>4158558
>>4158580
Airbending sounds nice too as well, air gliding and air scooting seem like very fun things to do.

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>>4158603
I know even in combat if you were good enough at it you can just make your opponent stop breathing which basically wins you any fight ever

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>>4158583
Kind of wonder why do you self-insert as the Avatar's flying lemur.

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>>4158583
You would also make being a fat gay gooner acceptable among right-wingers by force… as long as they're not a heckin shitskin or something

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>>4158612
He wants Momo to fuck him and stims to porn of Momo on a daily basis

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>>4158583
You would make an empire of fat gay autistic furry gooners, hopefully the attention I'm giving you is making up for the attention you parents didn't give you as a child <3 <3

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>>4158614
L plaps

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Waterbending would be fun as hell to use and you can do shit like bloodbending which would just be an instant kill mechanism if avatar wasn't a show for cacas

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>>4158654
It's not outright stated, but I'm fairly certain bloodbending is heavily implied to be potentially lethal, at least in Korra.

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>>4158658
Bloodbending as substitute for viagra.

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>>4158668
I hate this

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>>4158658
The entire concept of bloodbending carries the implication of being deadly
>Let me pop a bunch of arteries by causing blood clots everywhere



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