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A few people have remarked on how plain my dorm room is, so what should I put up as decorations? Right now, the closest things I have are books and a handle of vodka. I thought about getting a stahlhelm to put on a shelf because everyone I know there hates jews, but they're sort of expensive
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Also, I've been thinking about getting a haircut because the wind always fucks my hair up. If I get one, what type should I get? I generally kind of look like the guy in Jacob's Ladder (picrel 2 & 3), but my hair's longer in the front and a bit curlier. I also wear glasses, and I have the same m65 jacket, but it's a bit large so I don't wear it

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buy a bed

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>>4151648 (OP)
Get an authentic black forest cuckoo clock. The ladies will go LOCO

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>buy a bed

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i have a flag of my country in here
but not because im some mega patriot i just think its cool

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>>4151659
Does it come with a bed then

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buy a scottisg flag and put it on the wall because scotland is the best country

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>>4151661
It's less cool in burgerica. Should I put up a Catalonian flag or something? Maybe a Corsican flag, geg. I have ancestry from both

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>>4151674
sure
i also have the luxembourg red lion flag despite not being from there

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>>4151665
No, I sleep standing up because I'm giga

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Bump because I'm too retarded to think of anything

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>dorm
>hive

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>>4151934
You get 1 shelf for junk and put some metal tins on it or something from a thrift store

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>>4152053
not all at once u make a junk collection over time and a different store each time, discounted items count, but it has to be metal not some cheap 5$ ceramic thing

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>>4152057
The only metal shit I like is military equipment, doe. I don't want a shelf full of paperweights. I tried looking for posters of gemmy movies and albums, but they're expensive and hard to find

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>>4152083
military tins and ammo boxes

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>>4152083
buy an old WW2 poster and frame it?

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>>4152083
Helmets
Firearms
Id love to get a decomissioned historical gun to hang up on my wall

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>>4152109
>filling your dorm with guns
I can't do this, doe. The campus glowniggers will throw me out

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>>4152107
The guys who hate jews are still 'groids. I seem like enough of a sperg without that sort of thing

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Printout a bunch of AI art posters

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put up a framed photo of a bbc

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put pictures of nophono and alot of upper paleolithics

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>>4151661
>ID: XXX

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>>4152152
I do a little bit of photography, not of bbcs, doe. Maybe I could have some photos printed and frame them

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>>4152155
i also need an axe , i still have like 2 metal rods , one i made an axe of using cardboard

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>>4152167
What type of ax?

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>>4152132
you live in a dorm i forgot
i wish i could do that too but i dont have a lot of money also im still not 21 so cant apply for a license

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>>4152142
Look man if you want to impress friends that visit you're going to have to have stuff to talk about and for them to see besides a TV or a computer screen. Buy a Keurig and make them some nice coffee in some very nice tin or bronze cups or something with a lot of weight. You serve them some nice stuff every time and they will be impressed. If you can't impress them with your junk, impress them with your service.

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>>4152170
hand axe since my room is probably going to be so small

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I smear my walls with poop as a protest against society and solipcism

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>I smear my walls with poop

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>>4152177
>making treats for guys who visit you
Seriously doe, I share a pretty packed kitchen with 3 other people, and I only use tea sachets anyway

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>>4152198
You'll figure something out, get that noggin' joggin'.

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>>4152177
theres gay porn out there straighter than this paragraph you've written

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>>4152188
I bet that would get the attention of that devochka you were on about in that other thread

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>>4152203
How so? Tons of straight men cook.

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>>4152203
Oh, 0 business knowledge or human dynamics of peer bonding.

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>>4152224
Id rather bond over a line of cocaine than buy a Keurig and make coffee. I mean thats some soyboy shit right there and thats coming from an extrovert.

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>>4152236
Drugs are degenerate however.
Nono, wait, he should invite his friends over and serve them Gatorade in red plastic cups! That will leave a lasting impression, but he should ration the gatorade and water it down so it lasts longer, for socialism and equality.

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>>4152236
I've been offering people some of the vodka, but it's always at midday so they don't accept it

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>>4152239
if a nigga hands me a gatorade in a red cup at his house im automatically going to assume he has low functioning autism

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>>4152248
But the red is the color of socialism, it's for the working class!

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>>>4152236 (You)
>I've been offering people some of the vodka, but it's always at midday so they don't accept it



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