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Some hot alt chick just came up to the porch of my dorm and fist bumped me. She didn't even say anything, and she walked off right after. What does this mean, /pol/?

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which one mo cold?πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά

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Stop overthinking

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>>4126325
Why'd it happen, doe?

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this is literally rape what the fuck I'm so sorry this happened to you OP

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>>4126327
She was just being nice

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>>4126330
How so? That's not a usual gesture

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You're an imbecile you're not going to fuck a random girl

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>>4126340
I never said I would, retard. I just don't get it

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>>4126339
come on

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>>4126339
Was it awkward? That may be the reason

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>>4126342
It means absolutely nothing go back to eating your candwich and 7 up cakes

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>>4126347
What does that even mean?

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She's into you bro follow her to her dorm room and rush in naked

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>>4126345
Was what awkward? The fist bump?

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Ask her out do it

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>>4126352
My porch is a few feet up, and I was standing against the railing reading on my phone when she stopped below me and held her fist out. She made it awkward

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>>4126360
Tell her that you want to fuck her like an ape and moan like a whale.

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>>4126362
She's long gone

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>>4126362
And whales don't even moan

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>>4126365
What was the point of this thread?
>>4126368
They do that weird "oooooooooooooooooeeeeeooooo" sound

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>>4126365
Take a walk and if you see her ask her out

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>>4126370
>What was the point of this thread?
You thought she just stood there while you and I were talking? I'm bored, and I thought it was weird

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>>4126375
I don't think that would be received well, even if I ran into her

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>>4126378
Do what i said op, is she hot? If so draw what she looks like in Oekaki

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She wants to rape you bud

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Do that "ooooooooooooeeeoooooeeooooooo" sound when you fuck her

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>>4126385
OP draw what she looks like in Tegaki

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>>4126382
She wasn't a gigasisa or anything, but I thought she was pretty. I'm not gonna try to draw that on my phone

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>>4126388
Describe what she looked like doe

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>>4126384
Good. Where's the froglaugh UCN thing I told you to make?

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>>4126393
You're not my boss pal

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>>4126390
White, dark brown hair, kind of smeary eyeshadow but no other makeup that I could see, headphones on really high volume, black outfit. Because of the angle, I couldn't see what she was wearing very well

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>>4126394
You're not my pal, boss

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>>4126401
Moan very violently

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>>4126390
>>4126395
Are you gooning to that description or something?

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>>4126321 (OP)
blud mistook a troon for a foid



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