/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Hello? Hello hello, uh, I just wanted to record a message for you. To help you get settled in on your first night. Uh, I actually worked for soyjak.st/pol before you, and finished my last week as a matter of fact so don't get overwhelmed, okay?
Now, I need to read an introductory greeting from the Salt, it's kind of janny thing you know. Uhh, welcome to soyjak.st/pol/, a magical bosrd for teens and uncs alike, where bbc and larp come to life. Soijak.shitty is not responsible for leaking, namefagging, failtroiling, and bait. In events of such, a 15 minute ban will be filed and the user will be sent to the ircord, blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the namenigger characters do get a bit quirky at eurohours. But do I blame them? No! If I was forced to post, those same stupid baits, and I never got a bathroom? I'd probably be a retard too. So remember, these identifiable posters hold a special place in hearts of anons on this board. And yes, they tend to wander a bit. Umm, it has something to do with the fact that they are all attentionwhores, so when it gets quiet, they think they are in the wrong thread, and start getting desperate. The problem is, that, if nameniggers happen to catch you after a pph drop, they might not recognise you a person, but rather as a reppey vendor. So, they'll try to forcefully stick their penis inside your butt, which will lead to discomfort. And rape. Yeah, they don't tell you those things when you sign up. But hey, first night's usually a breeze, I'll ralk to you tomorrow, alright, have a goodnight.