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2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:44:22 №4075346 [Quote]

how will (You) survive the zombie apocalypse?

Chud aUbhpUGr 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:44:59 №4075348 [Quote]

KILLING THEM ALL YEAHH

LesothosRapistOfTheYear zD8W5bi2 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:45:16 №4075349 [Quote]

Eating the zombies

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:45:54 №4075350 [Quote]

>>4075348
but zombies are fast and they retain their full consciousness. However they have a unique thirst for brains
>>4075349
it will give you poison effect like in minecrap

Chud aUbhpUGr 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:46:23 №4075351 [Quote]

>>4075349
Wouldn't this also turn you into a zombie? The sickness or whatever the fuck is going to transfer into your body.

Chud 8qoFGHWE 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:46:55 №4075352 [Quote]

Throw poop.

LesothosRapistOfTheYear zD8W5bi2 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:47:17 №4075353 [Quote]

>>4075351
>never eaten a zombie

Chud sAXNygYi 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:47:24 №4075354 [Quote]

Get some full body medieval armor because it's w larps and they can't do anything to me while I'm wearing it

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:47:43 №4075356 [Quote]

zombies cannot be killed because they are already dead duh

Chud sAXNygYi 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:47:53 №4075357 [Quote]

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>>4075351
Just cook it well done
>>4075352
>

GOKUPOSTER* tgVeipYE 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:48:26 №4075359 [Quote]

becoming king of the zombies

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:49:35 №4075361 [Quote]

brains are rich in proteins and fat. Is this why they want to eat brains?

Chud aUbhpUGr 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:51:25 №4075365 [Quote]

>>4075361
They want to eat brains because they are hungry.

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:54:33 №4075373 [Quote]

>>4075365
why not liver then? It's more fulfilling.

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:55:25 №4075376 [Quote]

Image zombies that want to rape you

GOKUPOSTER* tgVeipYE 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:55:35 №4075378 [Quote]

>>4075373
theyre operating with the capacity of an alligator at best

LesothosRapistOfTheYear zD8W5bi2 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:59:20 №4075391 [Quote]

>>4075376
That's just crossed

Chud FpFU6qWi 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:01:33 №4075395 [Quote]

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I would just kill myself.

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:02:09 №4075397 [Quote]

>>4075395
than you would become a zombie too.

Rajah Soy'ron!!WWV8bEqel6 a1ydYTW1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:03:16 №4075399 [Quote]

What type of zombies? The traditional mindless and slow ones or?

Chud FpFU6qWi 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:04:41 №4075404 [Quote]

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>>4075397
No, zombies are like vampires in that you need to be bitten by one to become one. Also >>4075356 is incorrect, you can kill a zombie by targeting its brain with something lethal.

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:07:44 №4075410 [Quote]

>>4075404
well imagine there is a curse over land that wakes up every deceased being from it's slumber and makes it feel the pain of being rotten, which is only sated and relieved by consuming brains. I am talking supernatural stuff here.

Kimjak !!kUqDyugSz2 BQPgFkVc 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:08:38 №4075413 [Quote]

>>4075410
this is so nostalgic

Colorjak 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:08:41 №4075414 [Quote]

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>I would just kill myself.

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:10:02 №4075422 [Quote]

>>4075410
I think you could reduce zombies to atoms but then they would just reconfigure themselves maybe. Really scary stuff.

Kimjak !!kUqDyugSz2 BQPgFkVc 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:10:49 №4075427 [Quote]

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I'm hunky irl so I can't run faster than a zombie. I might as well just die.

Colorjak 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:12:09 №4075429 [Quote]

>>4075427
you should lose all the weight, troon out and find a white stud to protect you in exchange for becoming his sissy sex slave

Colorjak 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:12:16 №4075430 [Quote]

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forgot pic

Kimjak !!kUqDyugSz2 BQPgFkVc 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:12:55 №4075431 [Quote]

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>>4075429

Colorjak 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:13:57 №4075433 [Quote]

>>4075431
>hey don't say that!

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:14:46 №4075434 [Quote]

>>4075431
really? fricking easy

Chud FpFU6qWi 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:15:12 №4075437 [Quote]

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>>4075410
What zombies aren't supernatural stuff?" Zombie mythology has them fatally susceptible to either to annihilation (like blowing them up to bits) or destruction of the brain specifically.

Kimjak !!kUqDyugSz2 BQPgFkVc 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:15:51 №4075438 [Quote]

>>4075433
>>4075434
I will 'ox and 'ape both of you

Chud FpFU6qWi 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:16:30 №4075441 [Quote]

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>>4075437
didnt proof read, sorry

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:17:42 №4075443 [Quote]

>>4075437
Well the non-supernatural explanation would be some kind of mutated rabies virus that makes the host well, rabid. But these zombies don't live for long.

Chud FpFU6qWi 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:18:52 №4075444 [Quote]

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>>4075414
That's a reasonable response. There wouldn't be a chance in hell for humanity to put down a zombie outbreak.

Chud FpFU6qWi 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:20:38 №4075448 [Quote]

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>>4075443
Can science fiction be considered supernatural?

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:23:07 №4075454 [Quote]

>>4075448
Depends on how believable it is. Well an even more likely scenario is an incorrectly-folded protein, a prion, something like CWD which makes host retarded. However these zombies would not be aggressive and actually take years to transform, however there is no cure for prions. It infeects soil, plants, meat, everything organic.

2face !H6Gk3zxMu. cMKuVbm^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 11:23:49 №4075457 [Quote]