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NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 04:48:30 №4074645 [Quote]

both were absolute kino

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 04:51:07 №4074648 [Quote]

>>4074645 (OP)
It'll be a growing trend, the movie industry is moving away from shitty live action remakes and is instead just taking old and beloved internet media and turning them into movie format, still lazy and only delays the inevitable fall of this dogshit industry however it'll undoubtedly make better content for the goyim.

Chud RAHDXCEJ 09/21/26 (Mon) 04:52:22 №4074649 [Quote]

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>>4074648
and don't forget THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRUCS MOVIE

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 04:54:17 №4074651 [Quote]

>>4074649
…,I guess, that does fit the description I laid out, I always wonder how dumb the goyim can be.

Chud RAHDXCEJ 09/21/26 (Mon) 04:58:46 №4074655 [Quote]

>>4074651
the only phonos who went to watch this in theatres were 13 yr old pooners which is only one type of goy.

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 04:58:58 №4074656 [Quote]

>>4074649
circus2 is that you?!?!

Chud RAHDXCEJ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:00:31 №4074659 [Quote]

>>4074656
no its gooseworx

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:00:41 №4074660 [Quote]

>>4074645 (OP)
i was about to ask how this is /pol/ but then i remembered all the other nas boards are utter dnb
>>4074648
yeah Obsession was amazing but it'll spawn a plague on movies, the top dogs at movie studios are scouring preddit as we speak for badly written scary stories to make utter mass produced sludge with

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:00:46 №4074661 [Quote]

>>4074655
i wish somebaldi shot up the theater that would be so kino

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:01:11 №4074662 [Quote]

>>4074661
it would get you IRL 'nished

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:02:13 №4074663 [Quote]

>>4074662
true because i snuck into it after i watched the backrooms and it was so fucking boring

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:02:33 №4074664 [Quote]

>>4074655
>Not all goyim
Are we really resorting to that?
>>4074660
Didn't even specifically start with Obsession, take Iron Lung, the FNAF movie, the Mario and Sonic movies, all that stuff came before Obsession and follows the same sort of trend, ergo, it's not just horror.

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:03:53 №4074668 [Quote]

Such a shame most of them are also extremely kiked, like A24.

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:04:03 №4074670 [Quote]

>>4074660
it was very entertaining though resident evil fans are leaking there clitties that it didn't have enough references to the games so they could so out over even doe it had enough

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:04:45 №4074672 [Quote]

>>4074670
*soy

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:06:04 №4074675 [Quote]

>>4074672
Your post was so raped by ESL I don't even know which part you're correcting

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:07:26 №4074680 [Quote]

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>>4074675
Brazilian talking about esl

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:08:43 №4074683 [Quote]

>>4074680
Ironically, I speak english better than you.

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:09:01 №4074686 [Quote]

>>4074668
what makes a24 kiked? not that it really matters because the backrooms was good

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:09:22 №4074688 [Quote]

>>4074683
did you learn it because if so that's keyed or are you using a translator

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:09:55 №4074691 [Quote]

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>>>4074680 (You)
>Ironically, I speak english better than you.

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:12:11 №4074696 [Quote]

>>4074686
Just look at some of their other stuff
>Movie about an Aryan foid birthing the devil
>Movie that ties nordic pagan rituals to evil shit
Even the Backrooms has that end apartheid shirt clearly meant to virtue signal who made the movie.
>>4074688
I learned it as a caca, as soon as 4 years old, not that I made a conscious choice for it, the algorithm just gave me educative slop and I actually learned something -\_(tsu)_/-

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:13:22 №4074699 [Quote]

Test -\_pc_pc_/-

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:14:31 №4074703 [Quote]

>>4074696
pagan rituals were evil though and they can gargle my balls

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:15:59 №4074705 [Quote]

>>4074703
Oh yeah, it's also a female power fantasy with the foid killing her husband, soyboys like A24 for a reason y'know.

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:18:01 №4074707 [Quote]

>>4074705
tbf i only watched the backrooms so idk about those movies and don't plan on watching them

Chud oo8mVWX^ 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:20:22 №4074711 [Quote]

>>4074707
Eh, can't say it's bad stuff either, just a gay message, if you wanna consume media then go ahead, it's in your blood as an amerimutt, just don't let it consume you, anyways, I'm going to sleep, goodnight.

NIGGERX kGFNQExB 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:20:57 №4074712 [Quote]

>>4074711
sleep tight don't let the brap bugs bite

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:22:19 №4074714 [Quote]

>>4074711
>>4074712
geggerald replies

Chud jz8Dl8YB [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:23:12 №4074716 [Quote]

>>4074711
Can you brapalot

Chud JnGZlPiv 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:23:18 №4074717 [Quote]

Were FNAF movies any good

Chud JnGZlPiv 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:23:53 №4074718 [Quote]

I wanna play Resident Evil but emulators on my laptop suck

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:25:53 №4074724 [Quote]

>>4074717
they were kind of scary or something but other than that not really "good"

Chud DhJxb5Dd [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:32:51 №4074736 [Quote]

>>4074724
They should do a POV sex scene of Leon Kennedy in one of the Resident Evil movies, same for Michael Afton in one of the FNAF movies

I'm a foid btw

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:34:12 №4074737 [Quote]

>>4074736
do dis

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:34:34 №4074738 [Quote]

>>4074736

== DO FOIDS REALLY? =+

Chud DhJxb5Dd [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:35:34 №4074739 [Quote]

>>4074738
If you dress as Leon no women will complain when you post dick pics

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:35:59 №4074740 [Quote]

>>4074739
Who?

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:36:36 №4074742 [Quote]

oh that nophono

Chud DhJxb5Dd [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:37:14 №4074744 [Quote]

>>4074740
Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil

Chud CGVe6x45 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:38:37 №4074747 [Quote]

Fuck off to /mtv/

Chud DhJxb5Dd [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:38:55 №4074748 [Quote]

Most foids are into threesome if they get cucked by the guys having fag sex btw

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:39:26 №4074750 [Quote]

>>4074747
/mtv/ has the lowest pph out of any board on the sharty

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:40:02 №4074752 [Quote]

>>4074744
not dressing or any of that stuff , all i need are pants and an axe

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:40:19 №4074753 [Quote]

>>4074748
youre cleary a fag

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:41:07 №4074755 [Quote]

>>4074753
>cleary
the final boss of ESL

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:43:04 №4074759 [Quote]

>>4074755
the final boss of esl , the punisher of faggots

Chud DhJxb5Dd [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:43:37 №4074762 [Quote]

>>4074753
Having sex with foids is gay because women are ugly so they look more like men than men do. KAW

Chud nH2JE99G 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:43:51 №4074763 [Quote]

>>4074759
Wo man that's , like a coole things , you said .

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:44:45 №4074768 [Quote]

>>4074762
so youre a faggot

Chud JnGZlPiv 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:49:15 №4074790 [Quote]

>>4074768
All foids are

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:49:38 №4074792 [Quote]

>>4074790
i know they all like dick or whatever but im asking this guy

Chud CtrXNu1C 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:52:07 №4074804 [Quote]

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>>4074645 (OP)
Didn't watch, i hate watching movies alone, /pol/ could have a movie night day

Chud jh^cVfs1 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:53:21 №4074809 [Quote]

>>4074804
holy shit we did that in GOLDs time a while ago , it wa sgeggy we watched (((borat))) and some snca , it ended with me and a soy gqd

Chud JnGZlPiv 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:58:10 №4074817 [Quote]

>>4074792
All women like dick, if they don't want a dick in them still they wanna sew one to their bodies and cut their boobs off

Kimjak !u2YjtUz8MU IjeWMuQ0 09/21/26 (Mon) 05:58:12 №4074818 [Quote]

>>4074809
Lets watch Adios Africa or something

Chud kpDmqpp9 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:01:23 №4074826 [Quote]

fuck you I just saw this. it was totally different from the original
super entertaining. a bit over the top at times but funny af. the ending dragged a bit but can't wait for a sequel in this reimaginary

I want to go see it again. but my girlfriend hates horrors. I told her its more of a dark comedy with thriller aspects. She is ok with thrillers but she saw a trailer and said no fucking way.

I dont have any guy friends. I should find a girlfriend on the side who digs horrors but I might end up getting AIDS or some nasty VD so now I'm stuck watching chick flicks instead. I fear cheating

Chud kpDmqpp9 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:02:04 №4074828 [Quote]

>>4074648
Resident Evil is a remake, dumb ass

Chud JnGZlPiv 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:02:43 №4074831 [Quote]

>>4074828
It's nothing like the 2000s-2010s movie or the 2021 movie though

Chud kpDmqpp9 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:03:00 №4074832 [Quote]

>>4074656
Circus2 Electric Boogaloo

Chud kpDmqpp9 [VPN] 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:05:34 №4074839 [Quote]

>>4074831
Yes, they call this a "Re-imagination"
It's less serious and more like that silly sci fi The Toxic Avenger (also a remake)

Chud JnGZlPiv 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:07:37 №4074841 [Quote]

Bring back Alice