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Literally defecating on the Non-Aggression Axiom would require the axiom to be a physical object. It isn't-it's an abstract principle, a proposition, a concept. You cannot defecate on a concept.

You could defecate on:

- A written statement of it - e.g., a book, pamphlet, or printout containing the words "Non-Aggression Principle." That's defecating on paper, not on the principle.
- A monument or plaque inscribed with it, if one exists.
- A person who advocates it, if they consented or if you're willing to accept the legal consequences.
- A symbol associated with it, like a yellow-and-black flag or a libertarian mascot.

In every case, the feces lands on a physical medium, not on the axiom itself. The axiom remains unharmed, unsoiled, and entirely unaffected-because it has no surface, no location, and no material existence.

So the literal answer is: No. You cannot literally poop on the Non-Aggression Axiom, because it is not a physical thing.

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I can just use axiomatic poop. Stupid AI thinks he can tell me what to do

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>>4062840
"Axiomatic poop" isn't a recognized category, but if we take it literally as a physical substance that is somehow self-evident, foundational, and requires no proof, then we can ask: could such poop be deposited on the Non-Aggression Axiom?

No-for the same reason as before, plus one more:

1. The axiom still has no physical surface. Even axiomatic poop needs a physical target. A concept can't receive matter.
2. "Axiomatic" describes propositions, not substances. An axiom is a starting premise accepted without derivation. Poop is matter. Combining the words doesn't create a new kind of object that can bridge the abstract/physical gap.
3. If "axiomatic poop" means "poop that is self-evidently poop," that's just ordinary poop with a philosophical label. It still lands on paper, stone, or skin-not on a principle.
4. If it means "poop that serves as an axiom," then it's a premise in a reasoning system, not a physical missile. It can't be thrown at an abstraction.

So literally: No. Axiomatic poop is either ordinary matter or a category error. Either way, the Non-Aggression Axiom remains unpoopable.

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>>4062848
That's it. I'm killing myself

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>>4062848
What if you ascend to the realm of ideas and then poop on the NAP?

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>>4062869
Libertarian bros, did we lose?

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>>4062869
What if instead of the marketplace of ideas, it was the communal toilet of ideas?
>>4062902
I… I need to reread Locke and Spooner and see what they have to say on the matter.

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>>4062916
>communal toilet of ideas
soyjak.st/pol/

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>>4062920
That's the sewers
>>4062916
You almost had me there… thank god agrarianwaffen agents are hidden everywhere

 β„–4063131[Quote]

Libertarian P4TR1QT5 keep winning

 β„–4063134[Quote]

I just defecated on the Non-Aggression Principle

 β„–4063135[Quote]

though

 β„–4063139[Quote]

I'm taking a hypothetical shit on the NAP rn

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>>4063134
>>4063139
No evidence supplied.

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>>4063141
or something

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>>4063139
How are you voting this election saar

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>>4063170
I'm raping every candidate and leaving this country.

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>>4063182
False, now answer, black ass Paulista negro

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>>4063170
Whoever the Partido Socialismo e Liberdade candidate is.

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>>4063191
Idk, probably Flavio or something, nigger it doesn't matter whether I vote for Baal or Moloch.

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I'll certainly enjoy seeing normniggers lose their minds while I sit above my ivory tower of nothing ever happens

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>1789764094856j.jpeg
>nothing ever happens

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>>4063212
Not Renan first round?

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>>4063232
I had a better picrel THOUGH I'm too lazy to find it and my soyjak folder is a free for all so I just picked the first thing that was related.

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>>4063243
Not only is he an optics parasite (larps to attract the chuddies, is actually just a cucked centrist) his followers are extremely obnoxious and currently coping, I'd rather a clearly corrupt politician than the one who not only has no chance of winning but is also behind a pathetic campaign.

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>>4063251
It's no big deal. I really have no business policing reaction images and lingo when I post the patriots.win frog in the big '26.

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>>4063259
I mean in the abstract, like whether he's a 2% candidate or a 10% one. Lula will die. Bolsonarism is dead. Something has to come after. I will vote for xim in the 1st round to so what's his ceiling

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>>4063269
>Lula will die
Nothing ever happens, fine, WHEN he dies I'm sure leftists will be left scrambling but I fucking doubt anything actually right wing will come from it, even if a right wing party manages to come into power the system is so rigged against them that they won't achieve anything and be shunned for the rest of this country's existence, just like what happened with Bolsonaro's presidency, but I digress.
>Bolsonarism is dead
Nothing ever happens, I'm sure people will be blindly nostalgic for the Bolsonaro era, so, just like baby boomers vote for shitty conservative parties so will the geriatrics of our society vote for anyone affiliated with Bolsonaro, point is the logical conclusion of democracy as a whole is a two party system, anything that tried to break this is a footnote at best, your leader is a cuck that won't achieve anything, and I'm fucking glad since he's an opportunistic snake.

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And I doubt he goes beyond 8%, if you really care.

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