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>>4042857OH MY GOD! Did you just post a Chud self insert?
That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!
OH MY GOD! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies while posting coal, he's so based!
He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd… Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!
OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting… other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY GOD DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!
Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldfag! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldfag!
Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!
He's so based bros! He can btfo these…These evil, jews and trannies without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!
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>We zoom in on a typical sized pod apartment complex somewhere in the southern united states. Our hero, Cobson, is getting ready for his daily pozzing. After a slow-burn, lynichian, a-24 produced sex scene where he gets railed by Tyrone, Cobby is focred back into his room to play video games, while the BVLL gets back to his loving relationship with Cobson's wife, Soytan.
>While Cobson is reasonabely happy - he eats ze bugs, drinks ze soy, lives in a pod, and owns nothing - he can't help but feel that he was always meant to be somone else.
>we than follow cobson's typical week… The daily vaccines, the estrogen pills, MCU and nintendo indoctrination, and so on. We witness the decaying streets of future america, full of overweight mentally handicapped amerimutts, soyjaks and surveyed constantly by the GLOBAL LAWFULNESS ORGANIZATION WARRIORS (G.L.O.W). All this goes on under the approval of great leader colonel Schwab.
>We witness Cob's slow yet growing disgust with his life and the society around him, his feelings of alienation form his wife Soytan, and his growing dislike of Tyrone, Eventually Cob does an act which is strictly forbidden under glowie law - he enters the last functioning imageboard and chud haven, a future remnant of 4chan, which has become completely identical to reddit, save for allowing to use a single word which has become illegal anywhere else - NIGGER.
>After a long night of browsing the 'cuck, Cobson is filled with existential dread and nihlism, much like in his favourite tv show Rick and Morty. "Am i becoming a racist neo nazi incel chud? (even doe i don't know the meaning of any of those words as they were outlawed by the favcian reform of '79 albeit?)", "Is it over, is the vvest falling, why the h*ck am i saying this?!" those were the questions haunting cobby throughout the night…
Next morning Soytan urges cobson to "be the sissy slut he's meant to be" as tyrone starts to undress. Cob, in an act of defiance, shouts "I will not be a sissy slut no more". Soytan panicks and tells tyrone that cob seems to forget that black lives matter. Cobson, not fully comprehending the weight of his speech, proceeds to shout "get away from that nigger!".
>The screen cuts to black, and cobson wakes up in the G.L.O.W world headquarters, with proconsul Feral sitting in a spherical floating pod, looking down on the chained Cobson. For the crime of anti-poc microagression, he will be sentenced for life, sent to the nature reserve of Sweden.
>Cobson is sent to the autonomous republic of Sverge… In this time period, there are no national borders and world culture has been homogonised and numbed down. Sweden however, was allowed to continue existing as a sort of "indian reserve", where pre-4th industrial revolution life could be observed and heckin wholsome indigenous rights are relevant. Sweden is also where criminals are sent.
>During his time in Sverge, Cobson gets to see a diffrenet lifestyle, one not approved by colonel schwab, yet one that seems weirdly apealing… it is also in Sverge that Cob meets a new, unlikely ally…
>One time after celebrating thanksgiving with the swedes, cob decides to explore the Svenska-village hall more deeply, as he wasn't used for dwellings that aren't pods. He walks downstairs, eventually coming upon a dark and eerie room - the basement.
>Sitting infront of his computer with a notable hunch, there sits a relic of another time, a real life chud. At first contact both are horrified - Cobson shouts, as per indoctrination, various BLM and trans rights slogan, while chuddy shouts antisemetic and transphobic comments. Despite their initial discomfort, both slowly become friends. Chud teaches Cobson things he never could imagine - racial slurs, Aryanime trad gooning sessions and so on.
>Cobson and Chud eventually agree to plan an anti-schwab uprising, filling the swedish people with a spirit of revolt. Proconsul Feral becomes aware of this and says to his glowie army "you VVILL not interfere, i VVILL deal with those reactionary pisscels myself".
>Using his spherical floating pod, feral reaches sverge, ready to destroy cobson and chud. Cobson however, using his knowledge regarding bbc didlods, was taught by chud how to use a kitchen knife, the only weopen he ever held. With chud;'s hyperborean war tactics and cob's dildo knife they dfeat feral, and send him to the local mental asylum, where he is treated with meds and bbc (in that order!).
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>Using feral's pod, they fake their identity and reach schvvabs headquarters. immediately an epic cgi battle proceeds. schvvab being an old man, is helped by semi mechanical troons, however he gets defeated. seeing as he doesnt have much time, he agrees to show cobson and chud what the world was like before the great reset. he take sthem into a secret room, where grec o roman busts of soot, kusnetsov, doll and froot are held. "zese people were free sinkers, much like you, but zat vas a long time ago.. chud i vas the victorian child from the reddit meme, and in my yous i vasnt much diffrenet from you. but i realized somesing, the problem in zis vorld vasnt just ze niggers, or ze jooz, or zew foids or any ofzose, it vas humanity itself. For the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth" these were schvvabs last words before he collapsed. Chud realised schvvab was quting the bible, a book he never read even doe it is trad albeit it is written by da jooz or something. Cobson and Chud get the loyalty of the glownigger army, and proceed to form a new governmant, where one can be happy without having to eat ze bugs, or own nothing.
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