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 4042717[Quote]

ITT discuss ancient world's resemblence to us o algo asi

the soysphere = the pelopenisian league
'party = Sparta (total war)
'ki = delpi (cuse chroniclers)
'ru = Piraeus (the harbour of the sharty for its stuff)
'jarty = Messene (strongest exile colony )
'swinny = Aegina (culturaly close to the 'party but wealthy enough to have hostility and rivalry)
4cvck = Athens (idk it just matches the analogy)
8cvck = Thebes (challengers to 4cvck's hegemony)
WHO IS MACEDOIA THOUGH???????
idk what xitter, plebit, and others would be? Saying rome, persia or egypt gives them too much prestige, perhaps tyre or carthage or illiria? pls help me polbros to figure this out

 4042719[Quote]

also who is corinth i cant figure that out

 4042721[Quote]

>both the sharty and ancient greece had a lot of homosexuals and pedophiles
The coincidences keep piling up…

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 4042733[Quote]

>>4042719
Probably some dnb splinter

 4042744[Quote]

>>4042733
schlog = corinth (neighbooring major daughter community)
Shroom = Syracuse ^same reasoning, though further away

reddit = Phoenicia (sydon and tyre, the (((merchant))) world, mocked and dishonest though found at every port)
Xitter = Acheamenid persia (highly visible and over the top royal court, large in size and reach)
der cord = Persian court networks
'tok = Egypt ( large and fit our view of absurdly populous nad alien and impossible to ingore)
'gram = Lydia (imagined as a welathy and luxrious fashion centered courtly nation, this is aweak link idk man o algo)
'tube = Alexandria ( scholars, entertainers, propagandists, merchants, cults ect..)
'farms = Carthage (older, commercially and archivally connected forum with its own civic identity the SHIWWY is just a greek mercantile quarter inside then)
Wikipedia = Library of alexandria and pergamon (delphi is our library but these ones are bigger..)

 4042747[Quote]

The Greeks mocked these eastern worlds as soft, decadent, bureaucratic, and foreign. Yet they watched them constantly, borrowed their tools and language, traded with them, took refuge in them, and sometimes allowed their internal wars to be decided by eastern intervention.

^this makes perfect sense for the soysphere

 4042785[Quote]

Makedonia would be /qa/

 4042791[Quote]

>>4042785
a bunch of laconian and athenian exiles who went upwards and created their own colony mixing with barbarians (early sharty had a lor of cultural influences from shit like iFunny and other 4chan boards, it was a mixed new colony, considered full of barbarians and outlaws, it ended up outchining them after just like the shart, it was militaristic, it rose and fell apart just like the sharty does once a year kek)



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