Should I get christpilled??If yes which version of the bible should i read? Serious replies only

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Chud hvIaHRqo 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:39:06 №4034836 [Quote]

Should I get christpilled??
If yes which version of the bible should i read? Serious replies only

Chud SQuWHORN 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:39:24 №4034839 [Quote]

Read quran

Chud SQuWHORN 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:39:35 №4034841 [Quote]

You see mordern christkikes?

Chud hvIaHRqo 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:40:31 №4034842 [Quote]

>>4034841
I don't leave my house much so I can't say

>>4034839
Marge. Aren't they jartycuckpedos doe

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:40:58 №4034847 [Quote]

I suggest the RSV

LesothosRapistOfTheYear c2842sZU 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:41:38 №4034848 [Quote]

the New International Version (NIV) offers the best balance of readability and accuracy. Fuck king james' bible

Chud D^Ap7htw 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:42:06 №4034852 [Quote]

Take the gnosticpill

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:42:12 №4034853 [Quote]

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Also i suggest you get an Orthodox bible because they didnt cut the old content

Colorjak 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:42:38 №4034854 [Quote]

the quran version

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:43:09 №4034857 [Quote]

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>>4034852
>gnostic bible

Chud hvIaHRqo 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:43:44 №4034859 [Quote]

>>4034848
What's wrong with the KJV? I've always seen it being praised online because the prose has aura o algo

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:45:20 №4034861 [Quote]

>>4034859
well you see nusoi, the KJV uses unnecessarily antiquated language and im pretty sure it took a few lines out of the original text (as it was made by the English in 1604)

Chud j5ihcOpR [VPN] 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:46:21 №4034863 [Quote]

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Get transpilled

Chud hvIaHRqo 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:52:12 №4034873 [Quote]

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>>4034853
Ok so basically orthodox christians are restoring lost media? Keyed. I'm sold.

>>4034861
Alright then, i'm going to take the modernized orthodox pill first and then read the KJV afterwards so that i may enjoy the ye olde english without going marge every other sentence. Is this ok? I'm so fucking hyped christbros

tetoposter!jMsTgNvx1Q ^55kXtrS 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:53:40 №4034875 [Quote]

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Religion is philosophical suicide.

Lebanigger!!/t.2f7.FKw poBv8i1U 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:54:41 №4034879 [Quote]

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Evangelical favela

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:55:49 №4034882 [Quote]

>>4034873
yeah sure

Chud maRFiBNF 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:58:01 №4034886 [Quote]

Actual answer is the New Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition

Chud maRFiBNF 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:59:04 №4034888 [Quote]

>>4034886
I'm biased since I'm catholic

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 16:59:08 №4034889 [Quote]

>>4034886
no dont take the catholicpill the vatican is corrupt and is not the true church

Chud maRFiBNF 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:01:33 №4034893 [Quote]

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>>4034889
I'm not in the mood for a debate but I strongly disagree with your opinion. However I do respect traditional protestant and Orthodox denominations so no ill will from me

D-Port !!T7ModEm7GA 6XyXM0Vk 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:02:52 №4034899 [Quote]

>>4034893
why is 'field so wrinkly here?

Chud Ek5C4twr 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:03:26 №4034901 [Quote]

if you wanna be Protestant, i'd recommend either ESV or NIV. if you wanna be another denomination, ask other religious 'teens.

Chud maRFiBNF 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:09:18 №4034917 [Quote]

>>4034899
He's getting old

Chud wIn!rrEW 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:10:04 №4034922 [Quote]

The other guys wont tell you this but more often than not the only difference in the translations is wording

Chud maRFiBNF 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:10:57 №4034924 [Quote]

>>4034922
That is true

Chud MKtD4kFe 09/12/26 (Sat) 17:11:59 №4034931 [Quote]

>>4034875
wasn't this guy a pedo