Would you eat at Gaucho's Lava Chicken?

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Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:32:10 №4025233 [Quote]

Would you eat at Gaucho's Lava Chicken?

Chud M^kev3z2 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:32:28 №4025236 [Quote]

Lava takis

Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:35:03 №4025249 [Quote]

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The restaurants are designed like White Castles but brown because Brazil.

Chud meWaio68 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:36:22 №4025253 [Quote]

>>4025249
you have to pay with monero?

Nigger 0P8OrBmO 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:38:25 №4025264 [Quote]

I'm afraid it'd give me too much gas.

Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:38:54 №4025267 [Quote]

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>>4025253
No, Gaucho's Lava Chicken locations don't have electricity, indoor plumbing, or flooring.

Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:43:25 №4025292 [Quote]

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>>4025267
The food isn't cooked with lava either, it's roasted over a tire fire that's behind the counter.

Nigger uI5TPhmN 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:46:19 №4025304 [Quote]

>>4025292
The tire fire is from necklacing, I presume?

Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:49:15 №4025313 [Quote]

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>>4025304
Sometimes. Othertimes, Gaucho just buys tires from his cousin who sells parts from stolen gringos' cars.

Chud mc8weubM 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:53:02 №4025327 [Quote]

>>4025304
What's funny is some homeless folk really do cook like that here and they create smoke straight from Resident Evil, if I was a fireman I'd spray water on those niggers.

Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:54:47 №4025333 [Quote]

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>>4025313
If the fire is on the verge of dying out, Gaucho will throw styrofoam onto it.

Nigger 0P8OrBmO 09/10/26 (Thu) 20:55:34 №4025342 [Quote]

>>4025313
So the chicken is actually made from rats and dogs?

Chud SOPxsw7K 09/10/26 (Thu) 21:01:15 №4025368 [Quote]

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>>4025342
Meat comes from birds like pigeons as well as rats, cats, and dogs.

Nigger uI5TPhmN 09/10/26 (Thu) 21:17:59 №4025438 [Quote]

>>4025368
Very diverse, just like Brapzil.

Chud LLhba4Q7 [VPN] 09/10/26 (Thu) 21:19:22 №4025444 [Quote]

Yes