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Mojtaba iBVzOkz7 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:38:20 №3969395 [Quote]

You wake up and are now Prophet Muhammad in occultation in your cave in 610 AD, before being given the Quran and founding Islam.

What are you doing?

Colorjak 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:38:46 №3969396 [Quote]

Killing myself.

Mojtaba iBVzOkz7 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:39:19 №3969397 [Quote]

>>3969396
Generic and boring

Colorjak 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:39:47 №3969398 [Quote]

>>3969397
I'll kill you instead how about that.

Colorjak 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:41:28 №3969400 [Quote]

The stone kind of looks like a new stupid italian brainrot character geg.

Mojtaba iBVzOkz7 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:41:37 №3969401 [Quote]

>>3969398
I didn't exist quite yet and you won't live long enough to find me

SEA monkey !!RzRF2/g4Ko jUTpmcWf 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:41:46 №3969402 [Quote]

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I'll spread christianity across the arab world and create the greatest Christian empire in human history

Mojtaba iBVzOkz7 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:43:16 №3969404 [Quote]

>>3969402
You are successful and now the entire middle east, North Africa, and central Asia all partake in homosexuality and furry porn like modern Christian countries

Chud kVgTQvRX 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:43:53 №3969405 [Quote]

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what more could there be done? That guy was a genius and I aint

Penisoider!!Xb7/ngebqk j!6kuGt4 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:44:50 №3969406 [Quote]

Colonize Africa and castrate all niggers to prevent the greatest catastrophy of the modern world

Colorjak 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:45:20 №3969408 [Quote]

>>3969406
You could've just said you liked BWC

Penisoider!!Xb7/ngebqk j!6kuGt4 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:45:36 №3969409 [Quote]

>>3969408
Why should I?

Colorjak 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:46:47 №3969410 [Quote]

>>3969409
Because when you simply state that you like BWC, you're being more honest and direct instead of having your love for BWC veiled under "being based".

Mojtaba iBVzOkz7 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:47:52 №3969411 [Quote]

>>3969406
You found Islam and unite the Arab tribes, but expand into Egypt and South into subsaharan Africa rather than toppling the Byzantine and Sasanian empires, you then colonize most of subsaharan Africa, castrating and taking most as slaves, while killing the rest outright. Islam becomes repopulated over time by Arab and North African descended people as native subsahrans go extinct

Chud 7nlcT!xa [VPN] 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:47:54 №3969412 [Quote]

>>3969395 (OP)
using the paper to wipe my ass with it

Mojtaba iBVzOkz7 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:49:33 №3969413 [Quote]

>>3969412
You pick up a papyrus and wipe your ass with it.

You remember that it's 610 AD and you still weren't given the Quran by God, and that you would have remembered this simple detail if you weren't such a worthless retarded amerirat

Penisoider!!Xb7/ngebqk j!6kuGt4 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:51:20 №3969416 [Quote]

>>3969411
Uh… Take a shit at the desert and build a time machine

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