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Yesterday, over two hundred representatives from across Michigan met to form a new political party to represent the people of the state. We will be announcing this new party on Saturday, but I wanted to unveil our policies here first. Please give us feedback. Our party's name is Rally.

Master people
The Federal Government will recognize Michiganders as the Master people.

Electoral Reform
Michigan will be granted 489 electoral votes, and every other state will be granted one vote each. This will allow the President to best serve the residents of Michigan.

Restoration of Michigan's territory
Michigan's 1836 Borders will be restored to the state. This includes the Toledo Strip, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and the relevant regions of North Dakota and South Dakota. The residents of these states will be assimilated into the identity of Michiganders. Their formal state identities will be removed, and they will become Primogenitus Michiganders.

The Caste System
Rally will seek to create and codify a Caste System. At the top, native born residents of Michigan. These native born residents of Michigan will be known as Michiganders. The second caste will be Primogenitus Michiganders; this caste will be for the residents of the former states of Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and the relevant regions of the Dakotas. The third caste will be residents of Michigan who have moved to the state. The fourth caste will be non-residents of Michigan. The lowest caste will be Ohioans. All lower castes must give due respect to the Michiganders and Primogenitus Michiganders.

Wealth Transfer
Rally will pursue a policy in which the residents of all states outside of Michigan will have 30% of their wealth transferred to Michiganders. Michiganders will be free to engage in the arts, sports, and education. The government of Michigan will itself receive 20% of the Federal Income Taxes. With this money, Michigan shall provide an infinite amount of luxury services to her people. All taxes will be abolished for Michiganders and Primogenitus Michiganders. This system will serve to make Michiganders into the Normans to the other state's Saxons.

Ontario
Ontario will be invaded, and the United States Army will transfer the population of Ontario into the other provinces of Canada. This policy will allow greater Living Space for Michiganders and Primogenitus Michiganders.

The Ohio Question
Ohio will get what it deserves.