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>Be Stalin
>Born Loseb Jughashvili in some Georgian shithole to an alcoholic cobbler who beat the shit out of you and a mother who wanted you to be a priest
>Get into seminary, spend more time reading illegal revolutionary pamphlets than the Bible, get expelled for always starting shit
>Never hold a real job in your life, never build anything, never command men in actual combat, just drift as a full-time leech
>Organize bank robberies and protection rackets for the Bolsheviks while calling it "expropriation"
>Cant even do that right. Get arrested and exiled to Siberia repeatedly like a Nigerian scamer who keeps getting caught
>Barely read Marx, dont even try understanding the economic retardation you believe in
>1917 rolls around and the actual fighting and street chaos happens without you leading any charges
>You're in Petrograd polishing Lenins penis while others do the dirty work
>Celebrate when the Bolsheviks murder the Tsar, his wife, and the children in a basement, the same family that kept the empire from collapsing for decades while your side was still writing about SNCA
>Lenin dies in 1924 after calling you out in his final testament as too rude, too power-hungry, and unfit to hold the general secretary role
>Fuck over Trotsky because Trotsky is an arrogant faggot who thinks theoretical essays matter
>Seize total power anyway and start building the cult of the "Red Tsar" while having zero of the institutional knowledge or restraint the actual Tsars operated under
>Launch forced collectivization and the Five-Year Plans like a retard
>Declare war on the peasantry, seize grain at gunpoint, liquidate the kulaks as a class
>Create the Holodomor: deliberately extract so much food from Ukraine that 5-7 million Ukrainians starve while grain is still exported and borders are sealed so people can't flee
>Could have avoided most of it even under your own broken system by simply not treating the countryside like an enemy occupied zone
>Millions more die across the USSR from the same policies
>1930s: run the Great Purge and Yezhovshchina
>Shoot or send to the camps hundreds of thousands of party members, officers, engineers, and ordinary people on fabricated charges
>Decimate the Red Army's officer corps right before a major war
>Install Yagoda, then Yezhov, then Beria as heads of the secret police
>Know Beria is a notorious pedophile who preys on women and girls, issue private threats about what happens if he touches your daughter, then keep him in power anyway knowing he'll molest children
>Run the Gulag as a parallel economy of slave labor, USSR is still a 4th world shithole
>1939: sign the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with Hitler so you can carve up Poland together
>The Poles had already beaten the Red Army back in 1919-21; you needed German help to grab your share without getting kurwad.com again
>Spend the next two years delivering raw materials and grain to the Nazis while purging more officers and ignoring repeated warnings that Germany is preparing to invade
>Barbarossa hits in June 1941 and the front collapses because you refused to put the army on proper alert, ignored intelligence, and had already murdered most of the competent commanders
>27 million Soviet dead later
>Ukrainians and others initially welcome the Germans in places because your Holodomor, deportations, and terror had already made life under you a niggerhell
>Even ethnic Russians like Vlasov and parts of the ROA decide the Nazis are preferable to continuing under your system
>Play armchair general, issue no-retreat orders and suicidal counterattacks that get entire armies destroyed
>Actual professionals like Zhukov, Rokossovsky, and others have to clean up your disasters while you take the credit
>Red Army troops go on a mass rape and looting spree across Eastern Europe and Germany; you issue mild reprimands for form and do nothing effective because bunch of women and children getting raped and killed never bothered you
>Win the war with catastrophic losses in men, material, and civilian life that no other major Allied power came close to
>Post-war: more famine in 1946-47, more deportations, the Doctors' Plot, renewed terror
>Become so paranoid you start liquidating even hardcore Stalinists like Yezhov and earlier Yagoda once they are no longer useful
>The country remains a low-productivity, technology-lagging police state that requires constant coercion to function
>1953: suffer a stroke in your dacha
>Guards are too terrified to check on you for hours because the system you built punishes initiative
>The competent doctors were already purged or frightened into incompetence by the Doctors' Plot
>Lie in your own urine for an extended period while the remaining physicians delay or half-ass treatment
>Die the same preventable, undignified way millions under your rule died.
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There are people who think this man was some kind of genius
№3932247[Quote]
I tried to make this one shorter and it still came out long God fucking damn
№3932273[Quote]
wordswordswords he won and tiny white pecker goonhitlers lost
№3932296[Quote]
>>3932254the korean who hates canada and usa has a small penis, i saw canadians in the middle east, even israelis, and many katusas were selfless warriors of great courage and sacrifice, this korean baiter is a dick
№3932298[Quote]
>>3932294you're not american…
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>>3932298I am from the united steaks of America or something
№3932367[Quote]
I read all of this. I think, Stalin is a slopjak of politics
№3932386[Quote]
Incredible amount of faggot retard seethe and lies at the great man who saved the entire slavic race (including you sadly) from genocide and turned a war-torn agrarian illiterate shithole into a world power not once but TWICE (after the civil war AND after ww2). Also kulaks deserved it.
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The fact that you exist to write this garbage and likely won't be shot in the head for it just proves that he didn't go far enough.
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>>3932345are some anti-americans the same as you?
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