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 â„–3907019[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

I am a normalDEITY, AMA

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>>3907019 (OP)
Why are you gay?

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^I am a normalDEITY, AMA

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Hello abbo, how it is going with your jartycuck governmnet censoring everything and importing thousands of pajeets?

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>>3907021
I am not gay, but the longer I spend here the more likely it is one of you will try to groom me into faggotry

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>>3907026
>not abo, thats Australia
Pretty shit, can't do much about it doe

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>>3907026
Watchu doing up brotherman

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>>3907035
How bad the gang shit in New Zealand?

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>>>3907026 (You)
>Watchu doing up brotherman

silence nordestino obsessed monkeynigger

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>>3907043
It's not bad really, only in some rural towns its total niggerhell. They don't really have guns and the worst thing they do is steal cars and sell meth. I used to work with some gang members at my old job.

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>>3907044
I'm not a nordestino doe, or obsessed, or a monkeynigger. Pardxs these days are so brazen and out of line it's insane!!!!

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>>3907019 (OP)
Do you like fishing?

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you're not normal you look like this

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>>3907053
Yeah, I enjoy it. I used to go out fishing quite a bit when I was younger, boat fishing is way better than on a wharf or surfcasting. Everybaldi here knows how to fish doe.

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>>3907047
What do you do in New Zealand for fun?

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>>3907019 (OP)
i have been here since 2022, i have only recently begun to see people from new zealand. This is a nice change.

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>>3907056
Get drunk, go fishing, go for hikes.

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>>3907060
I too do dis

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>>3907059
>AncientGOD
I have been lurking since like 2024, but only started posting last year.

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>>3907063
I lurked the sharty back in 2022 a little bit, but lost interest visiting this site quickly. It was until the 4chan hack in april 2025 is what I officialy started to browse and post this site.

I remember there was a board called /webm/ when I was lurking on the sharty back in 2022, wonder why it got removed.

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Ou algo assim

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are you the pooner

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>>3907019 (OP)
Are you really a normie like neurotypical?

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>>3907019 (OP)
its glad to see another white man on this site. makes my ego and jingoism happy

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>>3907082
No, and you need to stop asking mi cuz it causes infinite clitty leaking

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>>3907085
the way you type and act is very similar, sorry

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eviscerate all jeets and immigrants

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>>3907083
I'd say so, I don't think I am a mega autist and I don't like to self diagnose like a retard. I have a few spergy interests like map games and history but I wouldn't say I am that far out.

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>>3907084
Its pretty grim out here, mate

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>>3907091
This website attracts a lot of 3rd wordlers, especially some random irrelavant ones with small population for some reason.

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>>3907094
they will always be mogged by white nations so have to cope with country wars and namefagging on this site gegg

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also what you guys think bout my roman empire in ck3

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>>3907097
you got jews on your doorstep

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>>3907099
nah i want to keep the borders intact and i already took judea. destroyed the papacy and got hellenism to be my state faith and all my lands to follow it

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>>3907097
W larps that made me wanna install the game again

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>>3907106
its a really fucking good game and you can pirate it pretty easily. and the next update will rehaul the religion system add trade route and republics

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>>3907106
its also really easy war system and that is a big reason i like it. i dont need to suffer and micro all my front lines like in hoi4

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>>3907097
I like this game because it's easy for my low IQ brain to understand but sometimes the popups/interactions get repetitive

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>>3907114
yes that is the biggest issue. once you get big enough the popups just completely rape your screen but you can prob download mods to get rid of all that shit tbf

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I remember that one character of mine who was the king of Bavaria and I just wanted to chill, plant some seeds for future conquests/diplomacy through strategic marriages, farm renown, etc. but the nobles just kept electing me as the Kaiser then deposing me through civil wars then the next Kaiser would get deposed or die prematurely and ill and the cycle repeats, it happened 4 times before I said fuck it and won the civil war, taking away the lands of the rebels and installing my dynasty forever.

>>3907108
I do use a DLC unlocker because I'm not paying thrembillion rubles for that shit but I do have the base game on Steam because I'm not that poor

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>>3907120
ye same piracy makes it so much more easy to play games that have so much fucking dlc and put massive amounts of content behind paywalls. and you really only need like 2 piracy sites. also use tixati its good for torrents

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>>3907120
>and ill
ignore this part, I edited the text and forgot to remove those two words

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just wanted to say eu3,5 and vic2 won. Every other paradox game lost

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>>3907120
yes thats so fun to renounce their fucking claims after a large scale civil war. those nigs piss me off because it takes so long taking out these small pockets of resistance all over the place and the attrition is complete aids

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>>3907129
neverplayed eu or vic but i should get into it. stellaris also seems fun

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>>3907131
eu5 and vic are more involved than ck. eu3 and eu4 are good places to start. I like playing older games cuz cheap, good value and less dlc

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How it feels when your 92 year old dad dies and you finally get to rule the kingdom/empire as a 69 year old with three health debuffs

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>>3907139
such a pathetic rat. Just like that hag Elizabeth. Might have just declared a republic, it would make no difference to commonwealth countries.

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Sometimes I max out my character creator in ck3 and go on murdering sprees and rape everybody

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>>3907139
GEGG thats why i kinda love/hate the blood dynasty tree cause its good for eugenics and shit but every ruler is so fucking old by the time the current one dies geg

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>>3907144
this is also fun playing a god ruler but it does get boring winning too much

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>>3907138
idk eu5 seems like uber aids with the systems but i do hear vic is good for like state building type shit

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>>3907146
Oftentime I make god rulers but only spectate or play as another ruler and try not to get too far within raping distance

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>>3907141
dude the monarchy has no power irl. they are just figureheads

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>>3907150
that could be interesting. try to destroy the monster you made

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>>3907148
>idk eu5 seems like uber aids with the systems
tsmt. It is, it was even harder for me to learn than vicky. I like vicky 2 because there is so much mod content and extra larp. It was a gemmy period too when europe reigned supreme globally, it has colonialism, ideologies and formations. Cultures matter far more, you cannot convert cultures or religions.

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>>3907163
mmm interesting the more you talk about this makes me want to play vic more

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>>3907167
here's my byzantium in vic2

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>>3907178
what do u think about vic3

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>>3907178
>"I am a normalDEITY"
>plays paradox games

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>>3907180
pretty mid, cookie clicker with no proper war. There isn't even like provinces or soldiers on the map.

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>>3907184
how is vic 2 different in terms of warfare ?

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>>3907185
That's cope and you know it.

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>>3907186
You just spam artillery and win every battle

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>>3907188
GEG so is it that much more complex then vic3?

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Nornal

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>>3907187
normal humans act alot like they have autism. tis just human behavior. autism just means you can socialize and scream when you do

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>>3907189
No its not it takes double digit iq to exploit the fuck out of that game

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>>3907189
vic3 doesn't have the normal war system of literally every other paradox game (hoi 4, europa, ck2/3) it has a shitty front system that does the fighting for you.

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>>3907196
You can't deploy troops?

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>>3907196
So whats different anyone who modernizes as china can steamroll everyone in that game using mass artillery and militia stacks numbering at 1000.

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>>3907196
what systems of all these paradox games would make the perfect paradox game in your opinion

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>>3907019 (OP)
Same

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>>3907202
Probably EU

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>>3907204
no make a mismash of a game. cause i know eu aint perfect in terms of all systems

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>>3907202
I actually like eu5 but its pretty niche and unpolished

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>>3907205
Im more of a HOIfag but idk i dont like EU IV

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>>3907208
i dont like hoi4 cause it makes me feel retarded and like i have to spend 30000 hours to even understand very basic shit

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>>3907205
But yeah i usually use super marine division in HOI so noone wants to play with me online

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>>3907206
i might run a cheat run at first to understand the systems then ill try a legit run if i pirate it.

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>>3907200
not actually, you press the button and its all virtualized. No man on the map you can move around.

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Do y'all play Roblox rise of nations

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>>3907213
ye its very rng based which is very gay

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>>3907209
You can also spam artillery in hoi which i always do with marines. Light tanks + horses are op too.

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>>3907213
Ah that's pretty dry system tbh

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shit noDEITY cares about

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>>3907213
It's like openfront then

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>>3907214
>Roblox rise of nations
the only roblox game i play is airship assault

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>>3907217
Im also the type of faggot who uses air toss in starcraft 2.

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>>3907227
Aeroplane game

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>>3907230
it just sounds like your korean and have no prospects/hope in life and only winning in games can give you happiness

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>>3907238
Nah i just like powerful shit. Noone can defeat a maxxed out airtoss death laser.

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>>3907201
EV AND DOE china is not balanced well in most paradox titles

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>>3907245
Thats why i always play china in vicky 2 its op

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>>3907245
even doe china irl isnt op

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>>3907250
im a slut for europe and america so i never really go past those two

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>>3907253
The only issue of china in any paradox game is mainly implosion

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>>3907250
boring, play sokoto or Xhosa or something difficult

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>>3907253
Because if you implode as china you just die.

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>>3907259
>implosion
well ye asians have somehow hated each other based on race/culture despite being way more homogenous then any other part of the world

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>>3907266
i see this is ck3. the hegemony of china always be falling into warring empires then reforming over and over again

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>>3907268
You just mandate of heaven maxx bro.

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>>3907274
if only it worked like that today geg

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>>3907278
Implosions i mean 50k -70k rebel stacks until you die

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>>3907278
Yeah geg

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>>3907284
again its the same in ck3. if you get big enough the rebellions have 10s of thousands of hundreds of thousands bullshit

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>>3907288
sometimes i envy the nations with giant counties that make it easy to micro



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